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Mr. Porn Geek. Can you help me get laid on any of these best escort sites you’ve reviewed?

Not the first time I have been asked this. People look at Mr. Porn Geek and think; “man, you are fit as fuck, bet you are getting laid more often than Brad Pitt”. Mr. Porn Geek casually lies and says “yep. I am”. Your boy here gets plenty of action, but it hasn’t always been like this! While these best escort sites not entirely porn related, your boy Mr. Porn Geek has had a bit of a track record with escorts before he got into a serious relationship.

My experience with finding escorts online and contacting the hottest girls in my city has obviously prepared me to give you information on the best sources for that type of thing. Naturally, seeing as Mr. Porn Geek likes to have all of his readers access whatever they want from my really awesome best porn site list, I’ve gone ahead and provided reviews of the best escort sites that I consider worthy of going if you’re looking for escorts.

Believe me, there are so many places out there that are going to show you fake pictures, charge more than expected or simply waste your time – that’s why it’s so important to pick the right escort site that has a top system to ensure you find companions that know what they’re doing and aren’t going to mess around. I’ve honestly checked out about 20 sites so far, and what you see below – that’s all I really consider worthy of your attention right now. That might change in future, but for now, I want to keep this area where I review the best escort websites as clean as possible.

But Mr. Porn Geek, why should I listen to your advice on escorts?

Mr. Porn Geek knowns his escorts. When your boy here was going through a bit of a dry patch at one point in his life, he used plenty of them to ‘get his end away’. Mr. Porn Geek would have much rather spent time in the local boozer, but you mad lads needed porn reviews written, so sacrifices needed to be made on the sex front.

Mr. Porn Geek knows how to separate those hot eastern European escorts from those ones which probably have all manner of diseases to infect you with. All of these can be found online, with nothing more than a computer at your disposal (or your phone, if you really are way too lazy to boot up your computer, but MPG can see why you aren’t getting laid if you are too lazy to do that). You just need to go to the right sites, and Mr. Porn Geek knows the right sites.

These reviews will completely ignore those sites which have fake photos listed. Trust your boy, as hot as Jennifer Aniston is and as poorly as her movies have sold recently; she is probably not an escort. No idea why sites keep using her pic. These are just sites packed to the brim with actual people who are willing to give you a quick fuck…for a price.

Look at you banging all those escorts :D!

Now you know that Mr. Porn Geek is not as successful in bed as everybody likes to think, you can jump into some of the best escort websites around right now. Have a bit of a watch of some porn, but those skills to the test. Think of heading to one of these escort websites as ‘training’ for you. When you do finally hook up with a woman, you will be glad that you paid for sex. You are going to have a ton of experience under her belt, not only from checking out the premium porn websites on Mr. Porn Geek but by shagging somebody that also has experience. Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Have you been looking for an escort website that actually gives you a decent interface, the ability to see what you’re getting and access a number of local escorts all in the same location? Well, lucky for you, those are the criteria required here at Mr. Porn Geek for me to even consider a site in this niche being given a place on my list of the best escort sites.

I’ve worked hard to locate decent destinations and while it’s tough, I hope you can see that the options I’ve provided really are the best of the best. Take your time, read the reviews, see my pros and cons, check out the screenshot and if you think that the escort platform I’ve provided is decent, continue on and check out what they’ve got to offer. I’d like to once again thank all of my escort loving viewers here and wish you the best of luck finding your next lady of the night – just remember, be safe and remember to leave a tip if she does a good job!

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