Best Pissing Porn & Sex Video Scat Sites
Mr. Porn Geek, I’m into really nasty stuff!
Look, I’m be honest with you for a second: I’m not actually that into the whole scat and piss thing, but I do have a lot of loyal readers who are and they explain to me that when it comes to incredible action involving lots of bodily fluids, absolutely nothing can compete with these sites. I promise you that as I find out more about scat and piss porn I’ll update this page with more reviews and I urge you to get in contact with me if you think I’m missing any sites from this top list. Golden showers, poop play – you name it, I’m all ears because honestly, this is one of those niches in adult entertainment that I’m not too familiar with and could do with some guidance. Hit me up with an email if you’d like to see a site added to my top list of scat and piss porn websites. Meanwhile if scat isn’t your thing and you’ve landed on this page accidentally, you should head on over to my porn site list and check out some of the cleaner sites I’ve got reviews on.
What’s your problem with pissing porn websites?
Well look – I’m not so opposed to urination porn and the like, but I think that scat sites aren’t really my thing. Does that mean that I won’t find some good scat piss destination to recommend? Of course not! But you can believe that I’ll probably not spend as much time on this section as I will the other places. It’s okay to be different, but I just think that real messy porn isn’t my cup of tea. Women are beautiful – why do you want to ruin them with a big fat greasy turd? You’ll never convince me that it’s a good choice! Still, I’ve got a soft spot in my heart for guys who are willing to do some pretty messed up things, so rest assured you’ll find scat vids here that are more than relevant to your interests. Please make sure you realize that I’m not going to keep things softcore here either – I’ve got a lot of shit scat piss to recommend and you’re going to have to work overtime not to feel a little sick just from all of the places that I’ve got to recommend.
So scat is the major issue? Pissing porn is okay in your books?
I’m not big into pissing porn either, but I think I’d be okay appearing in a video where I pissed in a chick’s mouth – that wouldn’t be the same if someone offered to pay me cash in hand to drop a deuce between the sweet lips of a chick. Scat piss porn isn’t my cup of tea, so I’ll leave that for the folks who really get off on this type of thing. Anyway, less about me and more about you – why are you sitting here looking for free scat and piss content? What made you get into shitting porn in the first place? I’ve got no beef, I just have a genuine interest when it comes to working out why guys find themselves going for scat porn sites and the like. I also think that there might be a bit of a divide between folks who are all about that pissing porn life and scat stuff – they’re worlds apart, so one day I might break up this category into two different areas. That’s a discussion for a later date though: I don’t want to get ahead of myself!
What makes a good scat vid website?
There are lots of things really – Mr. Porn Geek has dozens of different variables that he considers before putting his seal of approval on a particular destination. I don’t want to spill all of my secret sauce or poop out my method, but I will go over a few different things. Firstly, it’s important for websites to load quickly – slow-paced pages aren’t good and studies have shown that people really dislike websites which take a year and a half to load. Mr. Porn Geek also believes that a combination of quality and quantity are important. I like HD videos and while it’s hard to get that when it comes to girl scat tube content, I still do my best to deliver. Besides, I typically always rate websites against one another – niches with less decent material are given slightly less tight restrictions to be given the all-clear by me. After all, are you really going to find as many scat websites which have content similar to that offered in the teen and petite niches? Hell no!
Okay, that makes sense! You’re a pretty smart guy.
I know, and that’s why I decided to call myself ‘Mr. Porn Geek’. An expert on the topic that only wants to give you the need-to-know information on whatever it is that you’re hunting. Is it easy work for most people? No, but I just love reviewing adult entertainment – even if it is something like xxx pissing recommendations. Like I said earlier, it’s not my favorite thing to do, but it’s important and that means that I’ll throw my weight behind it in order to get the job done. I’m also thinking about expanding over the next few months and years – might start my own piss scat porn website! Will I include links to piss scat porn immediately? Potentially, but that’s a discussion for another day. I’ve got a lot of stuff to do between now and then – such as working out what I want to be my number one recommended scat and piss destination.
Why are piss scat porn websites so uncommon?
You don’t have to be a genius to work out that getting girls interested in scat piss action is easier said than done. I mean, just think about the logistics of the whole operation – not only do you have to find models willing to entertain the idea of those crazy antics, but you also have to find a place to record it all! People don’t like hiring out their apartments to scat production companies and the cleanup required can often make it such a pain to actually produce a decent adult entertainment video. As far as I understand it, there are very few scat and piss studios that produce professional material in this niche on a regular basis – it’s left for the amateurs and that’s why it’s hard to find premium, HD quality material in this niche.
Pissing porn is a little easier because you can always put a model in a bathroom to do the production, plus it doesn’t take quite as much convincing for that type of XXX entertainment. Maybe in the future we’ll find a big studio that wants to take a gamble with a brand new scat site – don’t hold your breath, though.
How can I ever repay you for this amazing list?
I don’t ask for much – just that you chuck me a bookmark and if you feel like telling others about the Mr. Porn Geek review platform, go ahead and do exactly that. I get a little giddy whenever I see myself mentioned in the wild so yeah: more of that, please! You can also just repay me by dropping by every once in a while to see what new reviews I’ve added. I’m a simple guy with simple pleasures – now go ahead and enjoy all of my recommended scat and piss destinations, you nasty little freak!
