Colored Hair Porn Movies Featuring Sexy Girls With Dyed Hair

Colored hair porn? What the hell is that, MPG?

Basically, I figured that enough people were looking for content starring girls that had non-standard hair colors and as a result, I went looking for places that could satisfy their desires. This has resulted in me putting the collection of websites you see here together – it’s all about ensuring that you have valid options for the colored hair porn category. It should be as no surprise to anyone that there are plenty of similarly themed niches and styles here. For example, girls with colored hair generally also have tattoos and piercings, with a bit of an alt or gothic vibe. I cannot guarantee that every upload will feature these punk-style broads, but it’s way more common than you might imagine. Mr. Porn Geek is mainly just looking for a variety of non-standard hair colors, if anything. We’re talking pink, blue, green, purple – you name it! I tend to find a lot of amateur girls love it when they have different hair colors, but there will be a few pro chicks also. I mean, if we just think about Jewelz Blu for example: this pornstar has made it a massive part of her identity and even her stage name! Mr. Porn Geek used to be a bit of a grunger back in the day, so I definitely have a thing for this style of chick. All that remains to be seen is how sites out there put together a collection of uploads with this as their central premise.

How long have you spent reviewing colored hair websites?

I dread to think of the figure all up: what I do know for sure is that there are simply hundreds of spots in total that I’ve visited: although only a few dozen make the cut, I have zero tolerance for sub-par content and I’ll work as hard as I can to guarantee that you receive the cream of the crop. Nothing really matters aside from giving punters access to great media, and my reviews are legendary for a reason: I know what I’m doing and what I’m talking about! It’s been a long time coming for this particular spot to be put online and now I’m finally here, doing what I always dreamed of – reviewing the hottest websites that bring the media everyone is keen for! Suffice to say, it’s an absolute pleasure to spend the dozens of hours I do looking around for what gets you hot under the collar. I complain from time to time, but I picked this life! Now I spend all day, every day jerking off to colored hair pornstars that bring their unique styles and aesthetics to the camera. Mr. Porn Geek wants you to know that I’ve tried as hard as possible to ensure all things listed here are as accurate and true as can be: I’m serious when it comes to this niche, folks!

What’s the appeal of girls with colored hair?

I think there are several elements at play: some hair colors can be very attractive, especially for me – it’s light pink. If a girl has her hair in that color, I’m going to assume she’s playing innocent and likes to associate herself with cute things, but deep down inside they want daddy to punish them for being naughty. If you see pink hair in pigtails – you have to tug on them, it’s that simple! Additionally, there’s an evolutionary element to a costly signal: you’re letting people know that you don’t conform. What else is conforming? Saving yourself and not having sex before marriage! It’s the same idea as tattoos and piercings: they’re a good way for us to immediately realize that you’re more likely than the average girl to have sex with us. Guys love that type of thing and well, Mr. Porn Geek in particular is more than happy when sexy babes make it clear what they’re about. I do want to stress that it isn’t always the case – but come on guys, we know that what MPG is saying here is totally fact based, right? Soyboys can protest all they want: it’s not going to change the very simple fact that ladies with colored hair are naughty and typically ready for a great fuck if a good cock comes along.

Do you ever update your reviews and rankings?

I believe that this is the main thing that gives me a huge advantage over the rivals: I’m willing to go back to a category down the line and ensure that my rankings are still accurate and useful. The Internet changes quickly, and you’d be amazed at just how soon some spots can become sub-par if you don’t keep on top of them. Mr. Porn Geek wants you to be guaranteed top-tier pleasure no matter what, so I’ll go ahead and visit this spot again in a few months, look for new options, revisit the old spots and keep it as awesome as I can. Yes, it’s a lot of hard work – but there’s a reason you come to me for the colored hair porn reviews you crave. If I do a better job than everyone else, I take the lion share of the attention. Mr. Porn Geek craves being considered the greatest who ever did it, so don’t be surprised when I come out guns blazing and update my reviews regularly so you’re always hooked up with the goods!

Any final thoughts, Mr. Porn Geek?

If you’ve got sites you want me to check out, shoot me a message and I’ll see what I can do. Mr. Porn Geek cares very much about feedback from the community, and the sooner I can find new places to bring you the bliss you crave – the better. I’m also happy to hear about site changes: whether better or worse, if a platform isn’t as I’ve described it – let me know and I’ll be straight on top of the review. Oh, and please: do your best to enjoy all of the porn I have of these girls with different hair colors banging!