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Humpchies visited by Mr. Porn Geek

I started writing reviews for sites a number of years ago and as of late, I’ve noticed a real surge in the number of people visiting Mr. Porn Geek for the latest information on where to go for companionship services. In this review, I’m going to be looking at a destination known as Humpchies: I’ll warn you well in advance that this website is for Canadians and specifically, those who are in Quebec. If you’re from anywhere else in the world and don’t plan on visiting Quebec any time soon, it’s probably best that you look at another escort platform I’ve recommended – this one isn’t going to help you at all! Okay – now those who remain – let’s get into this review and see what’s going on, eh?

The initial Humpchies experience

When landing on the homepage of Humpchies, you’ll see that it really is focused toward local engagement – basically all of the text here is in French, even though they do have an ‘English’ language option at the top of the site that you can pick. The main content area when landing on the homepage is devoted to showing you the latest adverts and well – let’s just say that they really do come in thick and fast.  There are dozens of daily listings and you can click on any of them without a membership for full details on the ladies contained within the adverts. Scrolling down will give you pagination access to previous posts although to be honest, it might just be easier to use the search function or niche links in the header for the purposes of navigation. You’ll also be pleased to see links on the right-hand side of the homepage that list all of the major towns and cities of Quebec including Campbellton, Charny, Granby and Kirkland. No matter where you are in the big Q, you’ll find a lady waiting to entertain you in no time at all thanks to Humpchies!

A closer look at adverts on Humpchies

Now let’s be honest for a second: what good is an escort advertisement platform if it doesn’t actually allow you to look at which escorts in your area are available for play? I went ahead and picked an advert at random – it’s for a mature goddess located in Laval – and was pleased to see that the profiles give you all you need to know without being too over the top with information. Images are provided by most escorts, as well as rates, their phone number and what services they offer (incall/outcall). While some sites go a bit extreme with the details they give you on escorts, this one keeps it simple. This naturally has a little bit of a negative impact on the details you get (if you want to read more), but it does come with one benefit.

See, Humpchies is relatively easy for girls to post on, so you’re getting as many available women as possible listing here – that’s fantastic if you’re the type of person that wants a lot of options! Websites that have entire paragraphs devoted to a single escort and dozens of details on random stuff generally put a majority of ladies off: it takes too much effort and they might not get any hits at all! For that reason, I think it’s worth giving humpchies a try if you just want a surface-level look at girls to further do your research on and screening with. The best part for me is that you get phone numbers and pictures: that’s often enough to work with.

Categories at Humpchies

One nice feature on this site is the fact that you can look at girls based on a number of metrics and sexual activities they’re interested in. For instance, if you’re the type of person that wants anal sex with an escort, go to that category! You can also hunt for MILF escorts and Asians if you so desire. Practically all tastes and interests are accounted for and available thanks to the guys behind Humpchies – so a massive props to them for going above and beyond! They really do allow you to hunt down the exact type of escort that you want to spend some time with. You can also use the search feature if you want multiple niches in the same package: I was able to find a BBW Latina this way and while I’ve almost never been hungry for some chubby Spanish pleasure, the first result had me thinking about the cost of a one-way ticket to Canada. I guess this platform does a pretty decent job of getting guys in the mood for escort fun, right?

Other stuff on Humpchies

So alongside individual escorts being able to post their adverts for companionship, I also noticed that Humpchies has specific sections for agencies if you’re looking for a catch-all management service to guarantee satisfaction. You’ve also got some massage parlors and outcall masseuses if you just want a rub and tug – pretty much all angles have been covered so regardless of your poison, come here if you’re in Quebec and you’re looking for a service that you wouldn’t want to tell your mother about! You can also sign up for an account if you want a few additional features although I doubt many people will: coming here without signing up gives you all you could want.

Mr. Porn Geek’s conclusion on Humpchies

Okay gang – I think I’ve probably covered all that needs to be said about this place, so I’d like to thank you for reading this review and yeah, I’m giving my seal of approval for this particular website. I don’t know how many readers I have in Quebec but if you’re a Canadian that wants a top-tier escort advertising platform, this is a great option. Check it out today and find the next woman of your dreams – then go ahead and fuck her within the hour! I love escorts and you will too after checking out Humpchies.com.

Review Pros
  • Lots of escorts
  • Easy to use
  • Updates often
Review Cons
  • Mainly French
  • Average load speeds