Escort Babylon

Escort Babylon: Mr. Porn Geek’s review

While adult entertainment is always fun and jerking yourself off can be one of the most liberating experiences around, there comes a time when getting the real thing is what every single man wants. That’s why places like Escort Babylon exist: they’re making it easier than ever for you to find the local escort services that’ll give you a great bang for your buck (pun intended). I’ve spent a while looking over this place and I think it’s great, but I want to give it the full Mr. Porn Geek review just to be sure. If you’re interested in learning more about Escort Babylon, continue down below and I’ll tell you everything you need to know!

First Impression Of Escort Babylon

One of the first things you’ll realize when visiting this website is that it’s one of the most initially minimalistic places on the planet. You’ve got very few options of what to do here and your hand is somewhat forced: go ahead and click ‘change city’ and enter the location you’re in (or location you’re planning to go on holiday too) to get the ball rolling. I suppose it’s worth mentioning this now: Escort Babylon mainly operates in North America. There are some major city pages for Europe, but with no quick visibility of search results from all across Europe. You will have to select a city and hope there are babes active there.

So, Canadians and Yanks are the primary people targeted by this service. As I’m currently in London, I figured I’d do the standard Mr. Porn Geek thing: take a look at the escort profiles in Las Vegas. Everyone loves sin city, right? I sure as hell do, and I love seeing what escorts are available there for me to bang next time I go on a poker binge.

So once I clicked on the Las Vegas link, I was presented with a list of advertisements for girls in the area who were down to fuck in exchange for a little cash. There were around 6 added every single day, although from time to time you get a dozen or so entries every 24 hours (typically as the weekend rolls around). Note that you can also order escorts here based on popularity (I’m not sure how this is organized, but I’m guessing it’s not a number of cocks serviced in the last week) and ‘current’, which refers to models who have reposted their advertisements and aren’t strictly ‘new’. When using this feature, it turns out that Escort Babylon had at least a few dozen new adverts in the Las Vegas area over the last 24 hours – I’m not sure why they’re structured things like this, but I guess that just how it be.

Checking Out The Hot Escorts

So naturally, the next step was to go ahead and find a sexy, delicious babe who was willing to do some work in order to pay her rent. Trouble is that when I went ahead to actually look at what a girl was offering, I was prompted by Escort Babylon to sign up in order to read the reviews and profile of the escort in question. I figured this wouldn’t be too hard for me to do, but you have to leave a review for escorts before you can read one! I don’t think I want to fly all the way over to America, fuck a call girl and then come all the way back for a site check, so looking at the reviews is probably out of the question for me – bummer. How am I supposed to find the perfect escort now?

What Escort Babylon doesn’t do is make it easy for you to determine that you can read the profile of the escort without signing up at all: just hit the ‘old posts’ link in the header to see the ads in full. I don’t know why this website doesn’t immediately kick off with a look at the classifieds and then gets through to the review section: seems like a gimmick to get people to sign up. I can appreciate the hustle; I just wouldn’t be all that fond of it if I were an escort using this place to advertise my services. Alongside the adverts, you’ll find information on post times, contact numbers, pictures used, and any comments people have left. They do have a disclaimer on the site that says that members who are leaving rude and douchebag comments will be automatically deleted from the platform. I’m surprised just how thorough EscortBabylon.net is here: they certainly know how to put together a fully-fledged platform for this type of thing.

Is Escort Babylon A Safe And Functional Escort Review Site?

The contact information is clear for all the service providers. You can send private notes to be babes to let them know about what you need from them before you meed them in person. The feature of save post lets you select posts you are interested in so that you can create view lists of saved posts. That will give you some kind of a comparison shopping experience which will surely help you find the perfect chick for a great time. Sites like Ashley Madison will never offer you such features. And as we all know, you can’t even securely access them without risking having your info leaked on the web.

All the browsing and interactions with the babes of this platform are discrete. The saved posts won’t be saved on your device. So if anyone else uses your computer or phone, they can’t know about the babes you want to visit. The “Add Note” button lets you make private notes and leave public comments on specific posts. You will also be able to access them later for future reference. There’s another feature on the site that I haven’t seen on many escort directories. I’m talking about the hilight post feature. Hilight post permits all users to temporarily mark select posts. This will help you to access a quick visibility mode, which is especially great for comparison shopping. There’s also a marked posts filtering option under the hilights list.

All in all, Escort Babylon might be one of the best escort directories on the web, but it’s mainly great for the members. Once you become a member and leave your first free review, you will be able to read other reviews from other members. This feature might drive away lots of “potential customers”, but it keeps everyone safe. The possibility of someone following sources from these reviews and get back to the persons who wrote them is reduced by this restriction.

I guess that’s why they kept the old-school user interface. This site is not in the business of gathering traffic or promising you a date with a MILF near you. It’s a great service for sex workers and those who seek pleasure. Of course, you can be one of the members who enjoy the services for free. But the site is not friendly with casual escorts browsers who never actually go through with it.

Looking around other places at Escort Babylon

I went back to the homepage of this website and noticed they had a bunch of links on the right-hand side of the page. These help you find different types of escorts and I guess it was pretty cool, all things considered. One of the filtering options you’ve got is ‘All Asian’, also referred to as HK Bobo. It was great to see all of the sexy Japanese, Chinese and Korean girls on the platform that knew how to get the boys excited. Some posts were for erotic massages too, which I think are the best when it comes to Asian babes. Other collections you can look through at Escort Babylon include things like Escort Alligator, which is an aggregator, ‘MAX 80’ for guys who don’t want to spend much cash, Ay Papi for Latina lovers, and even shemales for anyone who’s into the whole transsexual ass fucking thing. Hey man – whatever floats your boat, just make sure you have fun!

Final Thoughts On The Escort Review Site

I initially had a weird feel regarding Escort Babylon, but the longer I spent here, the better I felt. All of the features and tools are great – just the instant review thing is what threw me off about checking out the individual classified adverts. It’s a shame that Escort Babylon doesn’t operate in all parts of the world, but for our friends in the United States and Canada, this seems like a more than appropriate place to get your weekly fix of escort fun. Anyway, folks: all that’s left to do now recommend you pay a visit for Escort Babylon and be on my way! I’d like to thank you for reading and as always, make sure you drop back by my site whenever you need fresh information on the hottest places around for finding escorts.