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GreenGuy has been in this porn game far too long – we’re talking close to 20 years of hooking up lots of porn surfers with access to the hottest porn around, all while maintaining that eye-bleeding green font that he should have changed a long time ago! Anyway, who am I to judge? This dude has been doing what Mr. Porn Geek wants to be famous for before I was even old enough to work in adult entertainment and if that isn’t a ringing endorsement for his ability to find great porn links, I don’t know what is!

The Link-o-Rama Versus GreenGuy debate

Green Guy’s website URL is actually Link-o-Rama, but I don’t think too many people actually know the website for that title. Link o rama doesn’t have as nice a ring to it as greenguy porn anyway. To be honest, what you call this site isn’t that big of a deal. What he has for you here is the big deal so let’s focus on that. What he basically does is track down various areas on the Internet where you can find hot porn and links directly to them – it’s quite similar to Mr. Porn Geek, only he also provides links to material directly.

Here comes the clutter…or not

The thing about greenguy link o rama is just how well organized the site is. The site has an old school, early internet design – back when tables where all the rage. Everything is in its own little square which makes it super easy to find what interests you and ignore the rest. Love milfs? There’s a section dedicated to those older babes and its very comprehensive in the sense that it covers lesbianism, BBW, interracial and the whole nine yards. Yeah, this dude isn’t messing around when it comes to giving you exactly what your dick wants.

But make no mistake about it, there is more to the greenguy porn collection than just milfs. I used them as an example but this guy dabbles in a little bit of everything from teen porn to latina porn, asian porn to blowjob porn, pornstar porn to reality porn and everything in between. I even saw gay porn and an entire section dedicated to women’s porn. You do know chicks love porn too, right?

But what about the updates?

And get this, greenguy link o rama is updated almost daily which means that if the first thing you do when you wake up is fire up your laptop to check on the greenguy porn website, you’ll most likely find a fresh batch of smut to wank off to. He’s even nice enough to slap that pipin’ hot porn right at the top so you can get to it faster. Haven’t dropped by in a few days? No problem, he links to seven days worth of smut so you can just jump right back in and catch up from where you left off. Hell, he even tells you how many new links he added on each day!

When the Porn Geek Met the Green Guy

It’s a crazy porn world out there and one day, I’d like to sit down with GreenGuy so we can talk shop about this wonderful line of business we’re both in. We may even chat about that AVN Hall of Fame Award of his from 2014 or that darn cosmic sans font he insists on using. Until then, I’ll just have to give him a nod and say to my readers that if you like porn, no one really does it better than Green Guy.

Review Pros
  • Years of experience
  • Lots of links
  • Easy to use
Review Cons
  • Needs more green