Derpibooru Review

What is Derpibooru?

I have a question for you sexy folk, have you ever been turned on by a My Little Pony before? Or should we start calling them My Little Pornies now? This site came across my desk, and at first I thought it was a joke, but no, the more I explore Derpibooru, the more I find out that this shit is real! This porn site, if I dare call it that, is all about My Little Pony and offering sexy versions of these cunts to people who may well jerk off to pictures of colourful ponies. Who in the hell is jerking off to this? God knows, but I guess I better review Derpibooru so that we can all move on with our lives!

The “porn” on Derpibooru

I don’t want to kink shame any cunt. We all have our kinks, mine are certainly darker than most having spent much of my adult life reviewing porn. If someone ain’t at least crying, I ain’t cumming for no man! But seriously, the shit on Derpibooru ain’t porn. It is a collection of very good drawings of colourful ponies, but nothing more, surely! Surely, I have picked up Derpibooru by mistake, and there is another site with a similar name to this one that I’m meant to be reviewing right now? Whoever is behind Derpibooru, if you are reading this, for fuck sake, get in touch and tell me what the shitting hell is going on, do you lot cum to these images of ponies, and if you do, should I set up a Go Fund Me page for ya to get some help?

Is Derpibooru for real?

This has to be the oddest porn site I have ever reviewed, and that is seriously saying something because I have done this shit for years and have come across some bizarre shit in my travels. If this site is real, then fair play. We all have our kinks, and it means that cunts aren’t colouring in real ponies and donkeys and having sex with them. Instead, these crazy bastards can come on Derpibooru and jerk off to really amazingly well-drawn artwork.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Derpibooru

The artwork on Derpibooru is truly really well done. It ain’t the artwork on Derpibooru that I have an issue with, it is the possible reason behind the artwork, and what the artwork may be used for that I am struggling to get my cock around. If you do use Derpibooru to jerk off, cool, I can’t kink shame you for that, but I can offer help in the form of a shit load of other porn sites that are far better to jerk off on than Derpibooru. Do yourself a favour and wank on these porn sites and maybe stop jerking off to ponies!