YouFreePornTube

MrPornGeek heads on over to YouFreePornTube

YouFreePornTube appears to have everything it needs to be the splendid porn site in the world! It appears to have one of the largest collections of full-length HD porn from the biggest porn names in the world, but not everything is as it appears. I was a kid at Christmas when I first opened this website. Or a teenager who just found their first porn site! I was excited, but this excitement was over far quicker than usual! You Free Porn Tube does has some excellent porn content that I do very much enjoy, but it has far less than it appears to have. Every video I tried that wasn’t a feature video, didn’t work!

Clearly, youfreeporntube.net doesn’t own any of their videos as most of them have copyright strikes against them and won’t play! So, you go from being a kid in a toy shop with thousands of full-length HD videos to choose from, to having 42 to choose from (the amount on the front page on my visit). The videos are all very similar too. This is, of course, not YouFreePorn’s fault, but they could at least steal some more adventurous videos! I mean stepson and Mom porn is fine, but I don’t want it for every meal!

Speeds and design of YouFreePornTube

The speeds on YouFreePornTube are okay, they aren’t the best. There is certainly a delay when you click on a video, but nothing so bad as to take a boner away. The biggest speed issue, if there is any, is trying to find a video that actually works! I mean if you go past the homepage in any way,  you’re fucked (or not in this case). It would take you hours to find a video that actually works passed the homepage, so if you don’t enjoy the very unoriginal porn content on the homepage, don’t bother going any further! Go and find another place to get off, you do not have that much of your life to waste on porn.

The design of the site is okay, I guess! YouFreePornTube is nothing special in design, to be honest. The video layout is bad on anything other than full-screen view on my laptop, I didn’t even bother checking this one on my phone, to be honest, what’s the fucking point, I’m grumpy about this entire situation!

I know I’m going in on youfreeporntube.net here, but I am upset by the whole website. I was honestly excited about reviewing this one; I thought I had found the holy grail of porn sites that I couldn’t wait to share with you all, but nope, just another load of blue bollocks!

Additional features that YouFreePornTube needs to add!

They need to fix the links to videos that are broken. Once they have spent a thousand years fixing ALL those links, they need to add loads of categories of porn to the site. YouFreePornTube have Brazzers, Mofo, The Fake Hub and loads of other stuff, but all of the big names are just producing the same shit all the time! This means that every video that you can actually watch is basically the same scene with different people.

It is nice to see the full-length HD versions of pornos that have been teased on other sites, but unless you are quick to the party, you’ll likely miss out on most of the scenes you are excited about. I understand that what YouFreePornTube is doing is risky and illegal so I shouldn’t complain about a lack of content, but it’s their business model, not mine! I don’t agree with them stealing videos from behind a paywall, but they are hardly the first to do it, and there are others that do it far better than these nerds.

Oh yeah, also the thumbnails are weirdly small! That’s the first thing I noticed. They also don’t play the little teaser video of the scene which is no big deal, but I have bad eyesight (it’s true what they say about this shit making you go blind) so a bigger thumbnail would be lovely! Also, the titles of each video give nothing away either, you’re just blindly guessing which porn video may be good!

The Geeks final thoughts on YouFreePornTube

The name is dumb, and I hate that I’ve had to type it so much in this review! Honestly, this is just another site that promises so much and delivers a lot less. It’s exactly the same as me when I chat to women online and promise them I have a huge dick. They arrive, and they are very disappointed. They do not have many videos and the videos they do have are all the same meaning if you don’t like one, you aren’t going to find something you enjoy!

I feel like I have shit on YouFreePornTube this whole review, but they shat on my good time when I clicked on their site. As I’ve said, I was genuinely excited about reviewing this site. I thought I was about to show you all the greatest site of all time and be a hero or some type of porn king. Instead, I just feel let down, which is an odd feeling to have after spending a few hours looking at porn, but that’s how I feel!

Honestly, this site doesn’t care about your porn watching needs, that’s why I’m so let down. It appears to, but it doesn’t. I don’t know what it does care about though, there are hardly any ads with AdBlocker installed so I’m not sure if they even care about money. They just don’t seem to care, but we care about your masturbating, we really care, not in a creepy way! Maybe in a little bit of a creepy way.

I’m trying to think of something good to say about YouFreePornTube to leave you a nice image of it,  but I can’t. Oh, wait, here it is. If you like to watch the latest full-length HD porn, freshly stolen from behind the paywalls of the bigger porn sites in the world and aren’t bothered about a variety of porn, then this is the site for you! There, nailed it!