PornoMovies

What’s the T with PornoMovies?

PornoMovies is a collection of slightly odd porn. Most of the porn on this site looks really old, not vintage, just 90s or something. However, there are also porn videos that are in HD and are crisp and clear. It seems to me that PornoMovies is just trying to get hold of all the porn it can to create a massive collection of porn. Something great about PornoMovies is that most of the scenes are enjoyable. Some are a little weird, but this is a fan-made collection of porn, so you’ll always find a few pornos that are short of a flick or a fuck in there.

Overall, I can’t really fault PornoMovies too much yet, perhaps that’s because I’m still figuring out this site, or perhaps it is just a good porn site. We’ll never know unless we review this fucker, though. So, grab your kettle of fish, head down to the disco and let’s get the fuck on with it, shall we?

The feel of PornoMovies

Overall, the feel of PornoMovies is pretty good. When I say feel, I mean how the site operates and what works and what doesn’t. This site is really nice and responsive. It takes a few seconds for each page of porn to load, which is great considering most of the thumbnails are good quality. The design of this site is also great too. It has a very modern feel, unlike some smaller porn tube sites. The design is pretty basic, but what do you want from a site? A design made of gold and rubies?

This site has worked on everything I have tried it on. From my phone to my laptop, the design of PornoMovies looks really good. The layout of the porn is a little dated, but again, this isn’t an issue. Not all porn tube sites have PornHub’s money, so the layout of the porn really isn’t too bad. Nothing about the design of PornoMovies distracts from the porn, so there is nothing to complain about here.

The old porn on PornoMovies

A lot of the porn on PornoMovies is old, as I said above. However, it isn’t old in an offensive way, it is just a little dated. Most of the porn on this site is really good, but it is just a little too old to be HD. Of course, there is a smattering of HD porn on this site, so that does make up for all the old shit. Don’t get me wrong, I love some old porn scenes; in fact, old porn is often far better than the shit most porn companies are producing right now.

I think my problem with the porn on this site, isn’t that it is slightly dated, it is that the porn is very much controlled by the users. You see, a lot of the porn is uploaded by the users of the site. This means that a lot of the porn has shit descriptions because people can’t spell and the users are just uploading any fucking porn they can get their hands on. If PornoMovies controlled what was uploaded and featured on the site, I think their site would look a bit more modern and better managed.

The things that PornoMovies is lacking

PornoMovies doesn’t have any categories page that I could find at all. This is a massive issue for a site where the users upload the porn! This isn’t like these are amateur pornstars trying to make a name for themselves, the users of PornoMovies are uploading professional porn videos to the site. But without categories to put the porn videos in, there is no way of filtering through the porn that some people love and you fucking hate. This means that there is a god awful amount of porn just floating around on this website and you’ll have no way of finding a porn scene. There is a search bar at the top of page, but the titles of most of the porn are shocking, so I doubt it works very well!

There also is no pornstar directory on this page at all. Again, this is a huge issue when trying to find porn. There is no way of filtering through the porn on this site and that is a huge negative for me. On a site like this where any crazy cunt can upload some crazy shit, you need a way of filtering out the crazy cunts to find your favourite porn!

A feature I love about PornoMovies

I do really like the array of porn on this site. The good thing about having the users of the porn site upload the videos is that you do get a lot of different porn. Of course, some of this porn is terrible or way too gnarly, but you get a great mix of porn that is easily digestible and wankable. They have got to do something about the descriptions for the porn videos though, they are shocking!

The Geek’s final thoughts on PornoMovies

Overall, there are many features on PornoMovies that are great! I love the wide mix of porn (mostly), the excellent design and the speeds of this site. If I judged porn sites on these alone, this site would secure a huge score. However, sadly, I don’t. PornoMovies needs some work. It can keep the design and porn, but they have to add some porn categories and other ways of filtering this porn! There are thousands of porn videos on this site and no way of filtering through them at all! We aren’tliving in the Dark Ages any more PornoMovies; we need ways of filtering your porn cos you have some users that are into some fucked up shit!