Neatmovies

The Geek investigates NeatMovies

Oh wow, I think NeatMovies may have just hit a new low on how shit a porn site can be! This site has a pretty crap design, all of the thumbnails are low quality (let’s hope that the porn is high quality, at least) and most of the porn videos are short as fuck. NeatMovies already sounds like shit, doesn’t it? However, dear and sexy reader, as we’re about to find out, this isjust scrapng the surface scum off of NeatMovies, there is plenty more scum to come, so let’s dive a little deeper into NeatMovies and find out what the fuck else this shitty site can throw at us, shall we?

The porn on NeatMovies

Well, fuck me, NeatMovies is really fucking terrible. A lot of the porn on NeatMovies is really short, under 10 minutes for the most part. However, you alos have a handful of porn on this site that is well over an hour long too. So, I guess NeatMovies can cater to quick wanks and long playing sessions which is cool. However, NeatMovies doesn’t really have much HD porn on it. In fact, most of the porn on this site is really low quality. Most of the porn is from at least 10 years ago and so you are squinting at pussy pixels during most of your porn watching on this site. This is a real fuckng shame as most of the porn on this site looks amazing. However, we still ain’t through that surface scum that I mentioned earlier. Oh fuck, here we go again!

How many broken links, NeatMovies?

The moment I arrived on NeatMovies I started trying to test the porn videos. I have opened about 20 videos now (from the top of the homepage) and there are so many broken links on this site! Out of those 20, 8 have worked. 40% of the porn on NeatMovies works. That would be fine if all of the porn that NeatMovies offered was good shit, but most of it is crap anyway. There is a handful of great porn on this site and hardly any of it works! Fuck this site with a broom handle, calls its mom and tell her to suck a fat horse cock, this site is a load of old dicks that couldn’t get hard if your paid them to!

My final thoughts on NeatMovies

Well, I think it’s safe to say that NeatMovies is fucking useless. This porn site is a terrible place to be. NeatMovies has ruined porn for me for a while, I think I may have to rest my porn brain for a while after reviewing this pile of donkey dick. I hope that NeatMovies read this, I hope they close their site down and does something better with their time!