Gold Porn Tube

MrPornGeek checks out Gold Porn Tube

Gold Porn Tube is not the shining gold ticket to the porn factory I had hope it would be. Gold Porn Tube is another one of these sites that links to other sites to play videos. Curiously, most of the sites that Gold Porn Tube links to are YouPorn and PornHub, why can’t we just go on these sites and watch the porn on there? After all, when most people think of watching porn, these are the sites that they think of, so,  why is Gold Porn Tube bothering? I have no idea, but let’s carry on with the porn review!

Gold Porn Tube has a lot of categories, an impressive amount. However, a rummage around these categories and a test of the links shows that they have far less porn than you first see. In fact, of the 10 videos that I tried (all of which were the latest added to the categories) about 80% of them failed to work due to copyright issues. Now, Gold Porn Tube isn’t to blame for this, they are simply offering you a link to some porn, but when this link doesn’t work, it is disappointing, to say the least! So, is there any saving grace for Gold Porn Tube or will this site go to the porn landfill? Let’s find out, shall we?

The design of Gold Porn Tube

Well, if you thought the design of Gold Porn Tube would be good, you’d be wrong. Gold Porn Tube would’ve looked modern in the early 2000s, but now it just looks dated and old. Weirdly, though, this site does look like it’s had work done to the design recently, but it still feels and looks as old as some of the grannies featured in the granny porn section on this website.

The layout too seems odd. Gold Porn Tube is relying heavily on boarders and shadowing behind the boxes where the thumbnails for each category live, it just doesn’t feel modern or nice. One of my biggest dislikes of sites like these is that the homepage is just the collection of categories. It’s as if they have given no thought to the porn watchers. Why can’t there be a popular porn page or a recently viewed section, rather than a bunch of categories? It just seems a fucking lazy to me, and lazy porn isn’t good porn!

The porn on Gold Porn Tube

Speaking of porn, Gold Porn Tube doesn’t have much of it. Every time I load up a site like this, I get excited. I see a shit load of categories and lots of porn and my little pickled pecker gets a little happier, but then as you go through each category of porn, my little pickled peppered pecker gets smaller and smaller until a matchbox would feel like a cathedral if I were to fuck it. You see, the problem with all linking sites is that if the sites they are linking to take down the video, the porn is no longer there to watch. And this happens all the time because sites like Gold Porn Tube are linking to other sites that don’t have the rights to these videos. So you are just left with a fuck load of linking sites that have no porn on them!

So when you first load up Gold Porn Tube and choose your categories, you may love the look of the site because there are thousands of porn videos on it, but, as I said, I tried 10 of the latest porn videos in several categories, and two of them worked. So if we take that average for the whole site, only 20% of the porn videos on Gold Porn Tube work, that’s embarrassing!

Additional features for Gold Porn Tube to consider

Like all linking sites, Gold Porn Tube needs to fix the links. I don’t know how many shitting times I need to tell these porn linking fuckers this! If the porn ain’t on the site, me and wankers like me aren’t going to be either. So the best way to improve this site quickly would be to fix the links to porn that you have and add newer porn. There is some new porn on this site, but not much.

The next thing Gold Porn Tube needs to do is to create a modern-looking porn site. Gold Porn Tube is close to a modern site, but it is also far enough away from modern that it feels really old. The site is pretty responsive, which it should be because it is just a site with fancy links on it, but that is as far as the modernisations on this site go.

There’s a lot of work for Gold Porn Tube to do to this site to make it any good at all. In fact, Gold Porn Tube may want to consider trying another way of making some extra cash, because I don’t think Gold Porn Tube is saveable at this point.

The Geeks final thoughts on Gold Porn Tube

I would love to say that Gold Porn Tube has changed my opinion on porn links sites, but they have just confirmed that these sites are awful in my mind. If I can only watch 20% of the latest porn on your website (as in the porn that you have just added to your site) what fucking chance have I got of finding a porn video in the archives that’s any good?

Honestly, Gold Porn Tube isn’t worth your time It will only link you to a porn video on PornHub or YouPorn anyway. So cut out the porn middle man and go and play with your middle man on those sites instead, it will save you some frustrating blue balling bollocks from a porn site that should’ve died around the same time as Princess Diana!