DansMovies

MrPornGeek visits DansMovies

DansMovies is a daily-updated site with loads of porn videos on it. It is a 100% porn site where the team is apparently hard at work (probably in both senses) finding the best porn and the best ways for you to watch this porn. All that sounds fucking awesome, doesn’t it? A porn site working hard so you can get hard! Sounds great! However, not a single video that I have tried on DansMovies has worked so far.

The layout and design of DansMovies

The design of DansMovies is very nice, it is very clean and nearly modern enough for me to give it full marks. However, the design of this site does fall down a bit because all the videos are just crammed onto the page and there isn’t a single description anywhere. There is a very small description when you hover over a porn video with your mouse, so I expect there is none on mobile.

None of the videos on DansMovies work

Dan wants me to install a new flash plugin to watch his porn, even though I have the latest flash plugin installed. This sends alarms bells ringing to me, I don’t know if this is legit and I have missed an update, or Dan is a sneaky fucker trying to fuck my laptop with his long, disease-infested, computer cock! Either way, DansMovies scores low marks for not allowing me to watch its porn. I have reviewed a lot of porn sites today where all the videos have worked perfectly so this site should be no exception, but apparently my laptop isn’t good enough for Dan, so fuck you Dan!

Additional features for DansMovies to consider

DansMovies needs to fix its site and let me watch some of their porn. By the looks of it, Dan has a seriously impressive collection of porn, but I can’t watch any of it! I haven’t had this problem of “having an old flash version” since the early ’00s and can’t trust any site nowadays that won’t just work with what I have!

The design and layout of DansMovies needs some work too. Give us some descriptions and spread the videos out on the page. I like that you have a lot of videos, but there is no need to cram so many in on one page.

The Geeks final thoughts on DansMovies

Well, I can’t give DansMovies much of a review as I haven’t been able to check the videos out. From the thumbnails, they are either teasers or full-length porn from all the big names in the porn industry so DansMovies could be a fantastic site. But it could be shit too. I hope that Dan gets his site sorted soon so that we can give it a proper seeing to!