BoysOnTube

What is BoysOnTube?

BoysOnTube is a gay porn site full of gay teen guys showing off their cocks, sucking cocks and getting cocks pumped deep inside them. I know I have just described every gay site in the damn world here, but BoysOnTube does feel like a pretty damn generic site, to be honest. There is no getting around the fact that BoysOnTube feels damn generic. It is updated regularly, like all porn sites, the porn is the same as most gay sites, and the design is shit. There isn’t really a stand out feature of this site at all. Well, there is, and it ain’t a good feature, but I’ll get to that shit in a bit.

For now, I have to do my speech about delving deep into the ass of this site and seeing what our cock comes out with. Right, now that shits out of the way, let’s review this boring pile of shit and move on with our lives, shall we dear reader?

The unpleasant design of BoysOnTube

The design of this site is so unpleasant that it makes me want to throw up. This design is garish, I have never used that word, but it is fitting! The colour choices of this site are a bright blue and a green that looks likes baby shit. It just feels old, and the pixilated thumbnails don’t help with this old feel at all! Just everything about this site feels like it was made a long time ago and the world has moved on since then!

I reviewed a fantastic gay site yesterday. It had a really elegant design and felt lovely to explore. Compared to that amazing gay site, this one feels like it is on life support and it is about to have plugs pulled! The worst thing about this site (in the life support thought) is that no cunt would give a shit if they life support was pulled. In fact, there might even be a party! That is how bad and unenjoyable this site feels and that is particularly because of the design, layout and colour choices.

The porn on BoysOnTube

The porn is another thing that BoysOnTube doesn’t really deliver on. The porn on this site is awful. Most of the porn is under five minutes long and all of the porn that I can find on this site is under 10 minutes long. Now, I have just finished up a review of another gay and trans porn site (not the site I mentioned earlier). That site had shit loads of full-length porn scenes, so this may be why I am so fucking disappointed with the porn on this site. Now, the porn on BoysOnTube is all amateur clips (I believe). So this does go a little way to explaining why the porn is so short, but it is still disappointing. I have seen a few amateur gay sites with some amazing porn on them. These sites have loads of fantastic amateur clips on them that really get ya going. This site doesn’t have any of them.

The porn on this site all looks really old. All of the guys in the porn look young too which is worrying, I’ll get to that shit in a moment. But the porn just doesn’t offer much. It is old, it isn’t HD (I found two porn videos on this site that are HD so far). It is just wank and not stuff to wank to, just a pile of wank that isn’t worth your time at all! What a pissing shame!

Is the porn on BoysOnTube legal?

As I just said, the porn on BoysOnTube contains some really young looking boys. Now, here at the Geek, I don’t fuck about with shit like this. If I spot any shit that don’t feel right, I report it straight away. I was about to report BoysOnTube, but noticed that they have a sign on their site that says “no child porn”. So, even though a fuck load of the boys on this site look really young, I will give this site the benefit of the doubt as they are of age, apparently.

However, I would like your help with this shit, readers. Check out BoysOnTube and see for yourself. If you suspect this shit of foul play, report it! I don’t want you lovely fuckers checking this site out and being disgusted by the shit on there. So, check it out, knowing that these boys are young. They are probably a few days older than 18 when shooting these porn clips so bear that in mind if you watch the porn on this site. If these cunts ever get found to be uploading child porn, I will happily destroy them, but until them, I have to review them like any other site.

The Geek’s final thoughts on BoysOnTube

There isn’t much to like about this site, to be honest. Firstly, you have the really shit design of it that I hate. I can’t stand this really old, basic, brightly coloured bollocks. You then have the porn. The porn is so short you’d have to watch 75 videos to wank on this site. You then have the fact that the boys in the porn videos are creepily young. I don’t like this shit either. So, roll all that shit up into a nice little bow, and what do you get? A really crap site!

I am sure that some of you lovely guys may enjoy BoysOnTube, but for me, this is a massive fucking miss! There are loads of gay porn sites out there that offer so much more than this pile of shit!