UKAdultZone

A visit to UKAdultZone

What’s up, kings? It’s Mr. Porn Geek here and today, I’m headed on over to a spot by the name of UKAdultZone. For the longest time, I’ve been trying to convince all of my readers out there that having some fun with escorts is a great way to kick back and enjoy life. For just a few bucks, you can get a world-class fucking service that’ll put a smile on your face like no other. What’s the deal with UK Adult Zone and its ability to facilitate this type of thing? Well, it’s an escort directory, and I’m keen as a bean to see what they’ve got going on. So without further ado, let’s head on over and see what the go is, shall we?

An initial note on UKAdultZone

So the first thing that I want to mention is the very clear fact that UKAdultZone is operating in Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales and England. If you’re in the United States and you have no intention of visiting the UK, I wouldn’t bother going any deeper into this review. Just face the facts: this isn’t going to be the type of place that actually benefits you. Now, the good news is that UK Adult Zone is great for those folks who are anywhere in the UK, as they cover pretty much every major part of the region. We’re talking about access to London, Leeds, Nottingham, Edinburgh, Belfast and Cardiff. I think that 95% of people in the UK won’t have issues finding an escort in the 5 miles around them: if that! So that’s good news for dudes out there that actually want to get some red hot action.

The website layout on UKAdultZone

After landing on the homepage here, you’ll be shown a list of major cities that you can select from. Alternatively, you can scroll down the page in order to see the latest ads that have been added to the directory. What’s important to realize about UKAdultZone is the fact that they aren’t an agency themselves: all they do is allow escorts to mention where they are and what they’re willing to do. I also want to point out that UKAdultZone is filled with escorts who are both male, female and transsexual. Naturally there’s a bias toward the ladies because that’s where the market is, but if you’re looking for dudes or shemales, there are still going to be options for you.

UK Adult Zone: a deeper escort look

So the latest posts here include a chick by the name of Bella who’s 28 years old and has a fat ass as well as tattoos. I’m also seeing a dude by the name of Bradley that’s 26 and offering gay action for any dudes out there that want some all-man entertainment. I also saw this sexy MILF called Kristina from Huddersfield with massive milkers and a great profile that honestly makes me want to go back to the UK as quickly as possible to let this mature goddess keep me company. These posts are sorted by upload date by default, which means that they’re the most recent escorts to offer their services for anyone to contact them and enjoy.

When you click on a profile, you’ll be shown a bunch of text that the escort has put up, as well as a location, age, contact information and other things, such as ethnicity, height, smoker status and so on. To put an advert on this website, you don’t actually have to fill that stuff out, so there’s a chance that whatever profile you click on, you’re not actually going to get the exact information you want in order to be able to make an informed decision about whether or not you want to bang them. Some profiles also have additional pictures, so if you want a better look at the escort in question, that’s a good path to go down.

Other services at UKAdultZone

Some of the other services here include agencies that you can reach out to (these typically work in a specific region, such as South London or North Manchester), massage offers and transsexual experiences. The massage posts were a little less common than escorts, and I also noticed that the ethnicity changes quite a bit. You’re going to come across a lot of escorts from Asia that are doing the whole massage thing – if you’re into oriental action, this is certainly the path forward for you. London also has some top notch ebony broads that are certified therapists and certified quality handjob givers. I can’t promise that you’re going to get wanked off if you go down the massage path, but I think it’s more likely than not.

Some things I dislike about UKAdultZone

I think it’s reasonable for me to also mention some negative things about the platform here: just to keep things nice and balanced. Firstly, there’s no search feature! I have to manually find the city through the list and then decide what escort to go with: it would be much easier if you had a search function. Additionally, some posts don’t even have photographs attached, which I think is pretty much wasting everyone’s time. Being able to see what the escort looks like is incredibly important, so maybe just strip any adverts that don’t have images? Seems reasonable to me.

Final thoughts on UKAdultZone

My friends: I’ve said all that needs to be said and I think it’s best for you to go ahead and see for yourself what exactly is going on at UK Adult Zone. They have a decent design, the pages load quick and more importantly, they update with new profiles and so on quite regularly. It’s an absolute pleasure to be here and while it does have flaws, overall, I think you’ll have a great time. Thanks for reading – now get your ass over to UKAdultZone and find the perfect British escort!