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- Date of Birth: Oct 14, 1993
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- Height: 5 ft 2 in (157 cm)
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Well, this porn duo lasted a while, aye! Jesus, you’d think that a porn couple would be able to keep the fire in the bedroom alive long enough to make a successful career out of porn, right? LUNAxJAMES are a porn couple, by the way, if you thought I was rambling on about some form of bollocks for no reason as I am one to do. I don’t know when they started doing porn, and I don’t know when they stopped. I do know that their official porn site is a clothing shop for their merch. I also know that they made five porn videos and then stopped. Even their banner on their porn tube site accounts says definitely closed. So, this porn couple from Barcelona has ended their porn career before it ever got started.
If you fancy squirting some cash before your splash your cum, you can buy a few of LUNAxJAMES’ porn videos if you wish. They made five porn videos altogether, two of which cost some cash. However, surely, there must be a bloody reason why this couple is no longer doing porn? Did they break up? Well, from what I can see, LUNAxJAMES are still together. I think the reason this porn couple stopped doing porn so quickly is far simpler than that.
If you go on any amateur porn site, it is full of people who think they can have sex attractively. Now, I look like a piece of warmed up beef that you have hit with that hammer thing to tenderise it. People who look like a potato, like me, know they can’t have sex in an attractive way, at least, most of us do. However, LUNAxJAMES don’t look like me. James has a six-pack and is all handsome and model-like and shit. Luna is a tight, petite and beautiful Asian woman. So, they look great, but their sex is pretty dull and average. So, even attractive people can’t always have great sex. Their porn career was short-lived, but at least their mediocre porn will always be on the porn tube sites to make us potatoes feel better about the sex we have.
