SickJunk

What is SickJunk?

SickJunk is porn that “shows humanity at its worst” apparently. However, what SickJunk actually is is a porn site with some short porn videos on it that shows what most other porn sites show. These porn videos show some pissing shots, some MILFs sucking dick, a girl eating her own pussy and a bloke fucking his girlfriend in a hospital bed. That is pretty standard shit, to be honest. All of the videos on SickJunk are amateur porn videos, and they are actually pretty well shoot for amateur videos, to be honest.

SickJunk just feels like they haven’t really stuck with their “show humanity at its worst” thing. It feels like a pretty normal site. Now, let’s face it, I am jaded as shit from all these porn reviews. However, check out SickJunk and see for yourself. Does this porn collection seem really gnarly or is this the same porn on most amateur porn sites nowadays? Anyway, I am going to delve deeper into SickJunk and see what the fuck is going with this site. So follow me, dear reader, as we uncover a site that may not live up to its own hype at all.

The great style and backend issues of SickJunk

Right off the bat, I really enjoyed the styling of SickJunk. The styling of this site is nice and fresh and modern, and it feels like a very nice place to watch some porn. This site could’ve been created in Wix or SquareSpace or some shit, it really has that vibe about it. There’s nothing wrong with that, at all. Why work harder when you can be a lazy cunt and get a company to create your site?

However, something that suggests to me that SickJunk isn’t a Squarespace or Wix site is that there are some gnarly backend issues with this site. The porn videos on this site are disgustingly short, a few minutes max. However, this site still takes a age loading them. When the porn videos do start playing, they buffer like crazy. So, unless you have the quickest trigger finger in the west and you can press pause on the video before it buffs, you are just left with a spinning circle in the middle of the video for up to a minute. Here I was thinking site solved this shit in the early 2010’s!

The short porn videos on SickJunk

As I just mentioned, the porn videos on SickJunk are all really short. I have watched about 20 or so videos on here now, and all of them have been under five minutes long, most of them under two minutes long. Now, I know that a lot of amateur porn is this long. Most amateur porn comes from a quick moment of horniness where some cunt quickly films them someone or getting sucked off, so I get that the porn videos were never going to be too long on this site. However, SickJunk is uploading about six videos a day to their site. So you are probably getting about 10 minutes of porn each day from these cunts. Is that really worth logging on for?

What’s more, some of the porn videos are really badly shot (again, I get it, it’s amateur shit) and you are likely only going to be interested in a few videos per day. You may actually log on to SickJunk each day and only have two minutes or porn to watch that you are actually interested in. Especially as the porn on SickJunk is so varied. You have pissing porn, public sex and pretty standard shit too. This type of porn divides an audience greatly and yet each part of the audience is only offered a smattering of what they are interested in every week.

The things that SickJunk should do with their site

I really like the styling of SickJunk, I think it is the best feature on this site. But that is where the problem starts. I shouldn’t be commending these cunts for having a nice-looking site, I shouldn’t even notice the styling of a porn site. If the porn was great, I wouldn’t give a toss about the syle of it. So, SickJunk needs to add some good porn to their site. The porn on this site would be good if it were longer, but it is so short that I don’t think it would be possible to tickle your pickle on this site!

Also, SickJunk has a really shit backend. When a site can’t load a one-minute porn video without buffering like crazy, you know there is a issue. One of the simplest ways to solve this is to have the page start buffering the video the moment it loads. That way, when a horny cunt presses play, the video is already loaded! That is just a few ways that SickJunk could improve their site and should improve their site if they want any hope of drawing cunts to their site.

Should you check out SickJunk?

Feel free to check out SickJunk, but it isn’t that great. The porn on SickJunk isn’t the greatest amateur porn ever made, and the site is so annoyingly slow when you try and watch the porn that I think you’ll give up pretty quickly on SickJunk. I would suggest that if you love some amateur porn, there are fucking tonnes of better places to watch it than this shit. None of these other porn places have the styling of SickJunk, but you can at least enjoy amateur porn that loads like porn should in 2019!