Marriage Heat

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Checking out Marriage Heat

Marriage Heat is a site designed to spice up your married life. It does this by offering you naughty stories to read. Sounds like an odd concept, but hear Marriage Heat out before you get all judgy, dear reader. This site is trying to help your bloody marriage, and it is offering you porn, so don’t judge it before you know the full bloody story!

So, once you are a member of Marriage Heat, you can check out a shit load of naughty stories written by the community on Marriage Heat. There are over 3,000 stories on this site, and all of them are pretty naughty in their own fun little way. However, there is plenty more to Marriage Heat too. So let’s delve deep inside Marriage Heat and see whether it saved my marriage, shall we? Just full disclosure, I ain’t married, but I shall pretend that I have a huge ball and chain wrapped around my leg for this experiment!

The fantastic design of Marriage Heat

The moment I got on Marriage Heat and I saw the amazing design of this site, I knew that I was in safe hands. Marriage Heat is basically a tarted-up forum or erotica site, and so it had every right to have the worst design in the world like most other erotica sites. However, the design of Marriage Heat is really refreshing and modern. I think the styling and design of Marriage Heat are needed because they are claiming that this site can help with your marriage. If it didn’t have this professional and really sexy design, no one would trust this site to save their marriage! So, top marks for the design Marriage Heat it is one of the nicest designs for an erotica site that I have come across.

The stories on Marriage Heat

There are a few ways that stories are produced on Marriage Heat. Firstly, you can simply read the naughty stories on Marriage Heat and get off that way. Or they also have story recordings. This porn site allows you to listen to audio versions of the stories. So, if you lead a busy lifestyle, you can basically listen to erotica on your journey home or whenever you find the time.

The stories on Marriage Heat are a mixed bag. As the over 3,000 stories on Marriage Heat are all user-submitted, there is some shit on this site. I mean, not every cunt in the world can create some amazing erotica! However, there are also some really sexy and perfectly written stories on MarriageHeat too. Whether these stories can save your marriage or not, I can’t be sure. I mean the stories are hot, but I think the idea behind Marriage Heat is to get you all turned on before you get home so you can get in and fuck the crap out of your partner. Whether that shit works or not depends on you! I liked a lot of the stories I read on Marriage Heat, though.

Becoming a member of Marriage Heat

When you first get on Marriage Heat, it gives you loads of info about the site and tells you about what the site is trying to achieve and how it’s going about it. Then you have the option of joining the site. However, if you need some more naughty info before you join, just keep scrolling, and they give you some juicy shit to consider.

Now, membership to MarriageHeat is free (I don’t think there is a paid membership option) this free membership gives ya access to all the erotica you could want and the audio stories too. So, becoming a member of Marriage Heat does seem like a pretty damn good deal. However, can this site save a marriage? That is the big fucking question. Marriage Heat is claiming that it can help your marriage and help you get more shit done in the bedroom rather than just sleep. So can it? Well, here is my opinion.

Does Marriage Heat really spice up a marriage?

I can’t speak for everyone, but Marriage Heat isn’t really offering me much to save my, albeit fake, marriage. MarriageHeat is basically just an erotica site that is centred around stories of married people reconnecting in naughty ways. This doesn’t seem like something that could save a fucking marriage. After all, if you join this site, but your partner doesn’t, they may just wonder why on earth you are now dressing a little sexier and asking them to go to the damn library so you can suck them off amongst the books.

I think the only way that Marriage Heat could save a marriage is if you and your partner joined it together and were actively a part of the site together. This means reading the erotica together, finding the stories that turn you both on and then recreating them. So, I think that MarriageHeat could only save a marriage where both sexy fuckers would be down for giving it a go. I mean, Marriage Heat is damn cheap compared to marriage counseling, so it might be worth a squirt.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Marriage Heat

I really enjoyed my time on MarriageHeat. I think a lot of the stories on this erotica site were really fun and enjoyable and many of them would get me off. I honestly don’t know whether Marriage Heat could save a marriage or whether it already has. I think that this part of the site is a little wank, to be honest. I think that if Marriage Heat spent less time saying they want to save marriages and just let us enjoy the good erotica on their site, that would make for a better porn site. If you’re reading this and your marriage was saved because of Marriage Heat, I’d love to hear from ya!

Review Pros
  • Excellent design
  • Some fantastic stories
  • Free membership
Review Cons
  • Must be a member
  • Some crap stories