GermanSexPorn

What’s going on over at /r/GermanSexPorn?

Not entirely sure why this subreddit has porn added to the end, but I’m willing to roll with it for now. There are many competitive spots on Reddit for a whole host of adult genres, but if you care about seeing German chicks in particular – are you getting what you want from this spot? Mr. Porn Geek is going to find out and spill the beans down below: read if you want my full review.

Initial thoughts on German Sex Porn

I’m going to rant here for a bit: although the rules are that you can post anything that’s adult related, I think a lot of people are expecting to see hardcore content here – at the very least, some blowjobs. Almost all of the posts are nude selfies and even then – some girls post with lingerie on. Okay, you’re German. Okay, you’re sexy. But that’s not sex, nor is it porn! A few submissions that are a bit off-topic can be accepted, but the lion share of the posts here aren’t hardcore in any capacity, and that’s a big deal if you ask me. There are even posts from solo guys showing off their cocks. They’re not even good cocks! So many German subreddits have this same issue: I thought you guys were ruthless with efficiency and order?

Has some good content, but it’s mostly bad

Mr. Porn Geek is pretty disappointed with the collection of posts you’ll find at German Sex Porn. Low effort is an understatement: the only saving grace is sorting by the top of all time and seeing some actual fucking for a change, or girls who are really hot enough to justify not needing a cock alongside their performance. Mr. Porn Geek recommends going elsewhere first: this place just isn’t buttering my parsnips right now.