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Want to get in touch with MrPornGeek? No worries. The easiest way right now is email, but if you insist, we could probably organise a carrier pigeon instead. These days, MrPornGeek doesn’t bother replying to smoke signals, flare guns, or anything equally ridiculous. Thanks.
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Site Listings
If you’re running a new site and want exposure on MrPornGeek, you need to stand out. I get dozens of emails like the one above every single week - zero effort, zero context, zero chance.

I’m only interested in serious people running serious projects. If you want me to look at your site, tell me why I should. What makes it different? What does it do better than others in the same niche? And most importantly, how does it actually add value for my readers?
If you're running a tight ship and have something great, that's no problem whatsoever. I just want to make it clear that if you bring me something that looks bad, I'm not going to waste my time. I'm busy, and there are dozens of people out there willing to make top-tier websites who I'd rather focus my efforts on.
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Business inquiries
We receive a high volume of business inquiries and only work with partners that align with the standards and direction of MrPornGeek. If you’re reaching out, keep it clear and to the point. I’m not interested in copy-paste outreach, mass emails, or low effort pitches.

Everything gets looked at with real users in mind. If a site leans on deceptive tricks, intrusive ads, misleading redirects, or anything that makes the experience worse, it’s a pass. If your project is solid, well-run, and actually adds value, I’m open to a conversation.
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Where Will My Review Be Visible?
Newly reviewed sites typically appear toward the lower end of a relevant category at first. From there, visibility can shift over time depending on how the site evolves — how often it’s updated, how it performs, how it looks, and whether it’s actually getting better to use.
Our listings are reviewed regularly. Sites that appear inactive, outdated, or no longer maintained may be removed entirely. MrPornGeek has always prioritised quality and reliability over volume.

Visibility moves when a site actually gets better. If you’ve put real work in and the experience has clearly improved, I’m happy to look again. If nothing’s changed and you’re just asking for a bump, don’t bother.
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Other Queries
Please note: I’m happy for you to email me about anything. Questions, niche suggestions, random thoughts - all good. If you’ve got recommendations for sites you genuinely enjoy, feel free to send them over. I take suggestions seriously and like seeing what real users consider good adult entertainment. If you’re affiliated with the site you’re pitching, don’t bother - people have tried, and it never works.
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Contact Email
For your convenience, you can hit the contact me button below to reach out to MrPornGeek.
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