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Let’s talk about Bukkake. I’m hilarious, I know. When I was asked to write about cum fetish, I jumped at the chance. I’ve been obsessed with it since I got my first facial, quite by accident I might add, when I was 19. Until then the only time I talked about it was when stupid boys in high school asked “do you spit or swallow” and then laughed as I looked at them with a confused look on my face because I had no idea what the hell they were talking about. Then came that fateful night that changed everything. I was at my boyfriend’s house one night after work. He wanted to have sex but I was exhausted from being on my feet all day at my mall job so I settled on giving him head instead. Normally when we did this he would give me a one-minute warning so I had time to back up. He would then take over and finish himself off all over my 38DDD tits. Although I wasn’t a cum ju

WTF is Tumblr Anyway? Tumblr decided in 2018 that they were no longer going to let people post NSFW, also known as not suitable for work, materials or content on their website. This meant that some BDSM blogs, porn blogs, and porn gifs were all going to be taken down and banned. The ban included things like “female presenting nipples”, “illustrations that depict sex acts”. This doesn’t include classical art or any nudes that are not depicting sex acts. Text-based erotica seems to be okay as well. They wanted to make a cut down on the more illegal content that may have been getting through, so they were kicking off some long-time users, bloggers, and artists that broke some of their rules. This, of course, created an uproar. For years members of Tumblr NSFW blogs were blogging, commenting, liking and re-blogging content that they couldn’t really get elsewhere. Their creati

Allison Mack was a plucky reporter On one of America's favorite shows before she apparently went all out on her sex scenes and started to show off her body, which honestly made fans love her even more. This babe was born in 82 and is an amazing actress. She ha a small frame with a nice set of perky tits that she loves to show off and a cute ass that looks great in anything. Allison usually sports a pretty short hair cut for her blonde hair which can sometimes make her look like a dyke in the best of ways. We would love to see this pretty blonde taking on another chick! Allison Mack was released on the fappening but this babe is into sex and showing off her tits, so I bet she didn’t really mind it at all. Before Allison Mack’s nudes got released there were already some pretty hot pictures of this babe going around the web. Allison Mack played a hot reporter on the show Smallv

If there is one thing people know about Angelina Jolie, it is that she is hot as hell and knows how to show her body and her personality off in ways that no other top female performer can. Millions of people have been obsessed with the “Tomb Raider” character for as long as they can remember. Angelina Jolie got to sport that incredibly sexy outfit to take on the role. Jolie's career has seen her playing fantastic characters with vast amounts of sex appeal. Movies like “Gia” had her showing off her excellent body. While she is a talented actress, fans it can tell that massive elements of her personality come out in these types of roles. Angelina Jolie has been around the dating circuit as well, with many notable and memorable moments in her dating life. Having been in the news for things like wearing vials of their partners blood around their necks, Angelina Jolie and actor B

How to dirty talk: Mr. Porn Geek's advice Note: in this article, we're looking at both text-based and in-person sex talk. They're both important and play off of one another. I've noticed over the last few years that as more and more people use their mobiles on an hour-by-hour basis, the way we communicate with broads has completely flipped. While erotic conversations over phones used to be pretty rare, these days they're all the rage. In this article, Mr. Porn Geek is going to offer up some high quality education - I want you to know about dirty talking and more importantly, how to talk dirty with chicks you're hoping to bang. This won't be the easiest thing in the world for me to go over, but I'll certainly do my best. Am I an expert? You better believe it! Keep reading and let me give you the tips I've uncovered from years and years of actually doing it. Rule 1: practice makes per

I was in my man cave watching the Giants game the other night with a few of my buddies and we got to talking about our favorite ethnicities when it comes to porn. I mean, I think we just like tits, ass, and pussy no matter the color but in general, we all have our favorites. For me it’s Latina because nothing is hotter than watching a nice, round ass get fucked from behind and have her yell “papi” as the dude pulls out his cock and cums all over that fat ass. Coming in a close second to that though is Thai porn because, well do I even need to go into why? It’s fucking hot, that’s why! Now what really got to me is when I mentioned Thai porn one of my buddies really had the nerve to ask what’s so good about it because according to him, the only Thai actress he knows of is Chrissy Teigen. And while I dig her body and firecracker personality, she’s mainstream and most likely

If there is one thing that I know about the videogame Skyrim, is that randomly becoming a werewolf is a fantastic way for people not to like you as much. The game is very involved and has an immersive world that many have enjoyed. There are numerous side quests, including secret side quests, and the world seems to keep getting larger and larger. First released in November 2011, Skyrim is an action RPG game. Elder Scrolls has multiple games in it, with the fifth one being the most recent. With the fourth game released on November 11, 2011, there have been multiple releases and since then as the game has come out for additional consoles. One of the coolest things about Skyrim is that the game has an open-world tradition where characters can travel to any place at any time. This allows people playing the game to ignore the main storyline, and even postpone the storyline, indefinitely. Po

The WWE Divas are the best thing to happen to my masturbatory life since Astroglide. Yeah, yeah, I know I can just use lotion but I’m a man of discriminating tastes so fuck off. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some porn stars, but anyone who can wrestle me to the ground and wrestle my cock in the same move is someone who deserves a place in my spank bank hall of fame. In fact, a great many of my hall of famers come from the Divas roster both past and present. Miss Jaqueline, AJ, and Paige are all faces I wouldn’t mind coming across. And let’s not forget Lita, who seems like that girlfriend you hate being with because she’s a loudmouth but never break up with cuz the sex is so good. One name that makes the top three of this list though is Charlotte Flair. I love all bodies, thin ones, curvy ones, and everything in between, but hers is particularly impressive and if you haven’

I’ve been into wrestling since I was just a little kid watching the greats like Hulk Hogan, The Undertaker, and Macho Man Randy Savage beat the hell out of each other with folding chairs on what was then known as the WWF. My appreciation for this art form only grew over the years with WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown, but it was the addition of the Divas in the 90s that finally combined my favorite things: entertainment, violence, and sexy ass babes. Over the years I’ve beat off to more than a few of the Divas. The Glamour Girls, Stacy Keibler, Lita, AJ, and the Bellas are just a few that have made me spill more seed than a 90-year-old man filling a bird feeder during an earthquake. And I don’t care what anyone says, I blew more than a few loads to Chyna. There’s just something about a woman who can beat me to a bloody pulp that’s really fucking hot. There’s one diva that’s

When people ask about Katie Perry, they have already often seen her incredible looks and heard her fantastic music. People have a long list of choices to pick from when considering their favorite Katy Perry songs, including California Gurls, I Kissed A Girl, Teenage Dream, The One That Got Away, Part Of Me, and more. She has so many hit songs, and over the years her popularity and presence have expanded immensely. Born in October 1984, Katy Perry has experience as a gospel singer. She moved to Los Angeles to pursue her music career, began working with producers which allowed her to express herself to a larger audience, and signed a recording contract with Capitol Records. Getting International Attentions In the year 2008, her second album helped propel her to fame. It was a pop-rock album and had numerous hits that made the Billboard Hot 100. With a massive number of singles reaching h