SlimThick

Slim Thick Reddit: the review by Mr. Porn Geek

Hello! If you’re new here, I’d like to formally welcome you to the Mr. Porn Geek platform. I’m your host – Mr. Porn Geek – and it’s my job to tell you all about the best websites on the Internet for XXX entertainment. Today, I want to talk about a subreddit by the name of Slim Thick – it has a confusing name, but just to set the record straight, this is a community where athletic babes who also have curves are displayed. It’s a unique aesthetic that some guys go crazy for – especially recently, since Instagram seems to dominate this genre of broad! Anyhow, I want to give you my full and honest opinion on this community, so if you’d like to know more, continue reading and I’ll tell you all you need to know.

The metrics of SlimThick

I generally kick off reviews with some number crunching because I’m a bit of a math nerd, so let’s go ahead and do that for /r/SlimThick. Created back in June of 2016, I’d say that this is a relatively recent subreddit in the grand scheme of things – few places are from this time period or sooner that have a decent number of followers, so props to them for growing so quick! Speaking of followers, there are currently 170,000 here and that number seems to be increasing at a pretty impressive rate. The last thing I’m going to look at in terms of objective analysis is the rate of new posts, which we’ll work out by using the header link that sorts stuff chronologically. I estimate that you get 10 new posts every 24 hours here – it’s not exactly stellar, but seems to be only a bit below average. All in all, a reasonable start: the content is really what’s going to decide whether I like this spot or not!

/r/SlimThick: content cop

Mr. Porn Geek is going to determine whether or not content here is any good or not, so in order to do that, I’m going to look at the top rated posts from the last month – you could do this from a yearly perspective, but I think it’s good to know what’s hot and what’s shared recently, as opposed to potentially a year ago! I expected the top 25 posts to all be images, but there were a few clips in here too: I’m going to link one of them because it was hot as fuck and shows you some sexy broad with a nice fat booty. As for photographs, how about this original content of an 18 year old? That’s right; the babe who’s in that hot picture actually shared it herself! Nothing beats a teen who wants to put her curvy body on the Internet for strangers to squeeze their hogs over.

Slim Thick – Mr. Porn Geek’s final words

I’m slightly disappointed that this community doesn’t update a little more often and I can think of a few larger spots in similar niches that do, but I can’t see why you wouldn’t visit Slim Thick at some point to see whether or not it’s going to get your sausage nice and hard. Mr. Porn Geek did like the material he saw and yeah – these girls really do look slim and thick at the same time! If /r/SlimThick turns out not to be your cup of tea, be sure to read the other NSFW Reddit reviews I’ve got – there are literally hundreds of them here!