MyPorn.Club

The most optimized porn site ever

Look, I try to keep Mr. Porn Geek running as smoothly as possible, but credit where credit is due – MyPorn.club is something else entirely. See, this site is probably the most optimized, fast-running destination I’ve ever had the pleasure of coming across. Seriously – just click a link and see how fast you go from one part of the website to the next: it’s pure magic! Okay, so apart from quick response times, what does this place have to offer? It operates as a rather niche torrent product and in theory, it might be a good place to visit when you turn your PC on in the morning.

What My Porn Club is all about

The homepage is devoted to the most popular porn torrents of the last 24 hours, based on number of hits they’ve received. Below that, you’ll see the most seeded uploads (which generally align with the most hits) and further down still, you’ll see the most recent torrents archived by the indexing service. Currently, anywhere from 5 to 10 new torrents are listed here on an hourly basis, all of which are submitted by a bunch of people that don’t really have profiles, but do have usernames attached to their uploads. It’s all very barebones stuff, but honestly, if you’re looking for a minimal approach to porn torrents, this is the way to go.

Less clutter for more porn

Your standard torrent site is absolutely dominated with a bunch of adverts, sidebar links and other clutter that takes away from the central purpose of the service: giving you magnets to torrents so that you can enjoy the porn you’re looking for. MyPorn.club is aggressively minimalistic and because of that, you’ll never see a preview picture of a scene or anything else to that effect. In fact, the only real noticeable oddity is the Skype-style advert down in the bottom right-hand corner: I guess a man’s gotta make money, but it does seem a bit out of place.

Overall, I really like MyPorn.club – it’s an interesting idea for a torrent community and the execution is absolutely fantastic. Check it out for yourself – you’ll love it if you’re tech-minded and have a need for speed.