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Mr. Porn Geek reviews Massive Cock

Got a thing for oversized male chickens and want to look at them all day long? Well sorry to say, but this isn’t going to be the subreddit for you! Turns out that /r/MassiveCock is a lot more erotic in its nature: you’re going to see oversized penises here attached to dudes that rolled decent dice in the game of life. You might think I’m jealous because there are so many huge dongs here … and you’d be completely right. How lucky can a single person get? Anyway – continue reading and Mr. Porn Geek will give you his first-hand account and professional opinion on Massive Cock. I hope you’re as prepared as I am!

The Massive Cock metrics

So /r/MassiveCock was created back in November of 2011, making this place roughly 8 years old at the time of this review being crafted. Since the day it was created, Massive Cock has managed to earn itself just over 186,000 followers – that’s a lot of people if you ask me! In fact, my records seem to suggest that it’s within the top 200 NSFW Reddit hubs if we only look at raw subscription values. What’s more, I actually can’t think of a single subreddit that’s larger than this one and devoted to something that’s not feminine in nature. That is to say that /r/MassiveCock is likely one of the biggest ‘gay’ or ‘women friendly’ communities that Reddit has to offer. Don’t quote me on that, but I’ve looked at over 200 places on Reddit over the last few years and I can’t think of a single one that was only looking at dicks without chicks.

Subjective analysis on /r/MassiveCock

Let’s go ahead now and talk a little about the subjective deal that’s going on with Massive Cock. I’ll be honest with you – I’m a straight dude and while I can appreciate a hung stud as much as the next broad, I don’t think my critical skills in this domain are all that amazing. It’s Mr. Porn Geek, not Mr. Gay Porn Geek! With that said, I am going to point you to this link where you’ll find the highest rated posts from the last year. The top dude here has one of the most incredible dicks I’ve ever seen – looks real good in the sunlight too! What I wouldn’t give to suck on that thing – wait, I’m straight. At least I think I am? Ah well, who cares – it’s a nice cock and I want to suck it.

MassiveCock: my final thoughts

So let me go ahead here and end by saying that /r/MassiveCock is a great place to go if you’re someone who’s looking for big dicks. I know that sounds like a silly thing to say, but I don’t think you need a primer on just how happy some dudes are to share their junk with the world – especially if it’s a little bit larger than the average package. It’s not the type of thing that gets me going, but if you’re into oversized sausages then go right ahead and see the goodies Massive Cock has to offer. That’s the end of my review and if /r/MassiveCock is a little too focused on big penises for your liking, be sure to check out the hundreds of other subreddit reviews I’ve created!