GirlsHumpingThings

Girls Humping Things on Reddit: my expert analysis

What’s going on, folks? It’s Mr. Porn Geek here and yes – I’m back yet again for another expert take in a pornographic subreddit. For your reading pleasure today is my high IQ thoughts and feelings on a place called Girls Humping Things. As the name might suggest, this is a hub devoted to babes who want to grind away at a particular object – just as long as it isn’t living! You’ll get plenty of pillows, toys and other weird things that are used for sexual pleasure here and while it looks good on the surface, Mr. Porn Geek wants to give you his full, expert analysis on just how hot Girls Humping Things is. So with that said, let’s get down to business and give this subreddit our full analysis.

Objective metrics on Girls Humping Things

I’ve always been someone that really loves doing things by the numbers, so let’s see how /r/GirlsHumpingThings stacks up against other places when it comes to the objective side of the equation. For starters, this is actually a somewhat new community as it was only created in March of 2015 – that’s obviously still a decent time ago, but most porn subreddits this size are least 2 years older. Speaking size: Girls Humping Things currently has just over 162,000 followers, which isn’t a number to sniff at. Finally, I want to look at the rate of new links being posted here: this will be determined by sorting all content chronologically. Turns out that the results were really disappointing – you’ve only got 25 new posts here in the last 3 months. This is so far behind the average that yeah, I don’t really know what to say. Massive issue for GirlsHumpingThings, that’s for sure.

Trying out the porn at GirlsHumpingThings

While it typically makes sense to just look at the best content from a recent period of time, Mr. Porn Geek doesn’t have much choice but to go ahead and determine just how good /r/GirlsHumpingThings is from their all-time highest rated links. I dislike having to do this, but GHT seems so baron and devoid of recent submissions that it’s unlikely you’re going to get anything special from any recent time period. Handy tool: click here if you want to see the best content every shared at Girls Humping Things. Naturally, the results are almost always going to be GFYCat links, which are fine in my book – this genre has to be enjoyed by moving parts, right? I’d say that this hot piece of ass with great tits looked fantastic humping a waifu pillow, as did this Dolphin plushy addict.

My conclusion on Girls Humping Things

I’m not going to suggest for a second that you follow this subreddit and check back on a day-to-day basis for a daily dose of inanimate object fucking: I just think that /r/GirlsHumpingThings is a little bit too slow with updates for that to be a realistic suggestion. The content here is okay, but you’re probably just going to want to visit from time to time in order to get your hands on the highest rated links and squeeze your hog over them. One of the most disappointing subreddits to be honest – such a shame for a niche that had so much potential!