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Mr. Porn Geek visits uPornia

Hello friends – yes, it’s that time of year again! I’ve been on the hunt for some fresh places to get great pornography and have stumbled across uPornia, which I plan to write about today. Now while on the surface this hub looked like it was decent, I’ll have to spend a good hour or so here before I officially sign off on it. Will uPornia be the ultimate destination to go for free sex videos, or will it fall short of all expectations? Read on: I’ll let you know soon enough as I explore this hub and talk about what it has to offer!

First thoughts on uPornia

Naturally, Mr. Porn Geek is going to kick things off here with a look at the homepage. It would appear that uPornia shows you the ‘hottest videos’ first above all of the rest, but in my case, this was a little strange, as all of the best clips in Australia were allegedly focused on Japanese chicks. I changed my country to the UK and got some other material mixed in, so yeah – I guess folks down under are really into JAV? News to me! Anyway, after scrolling down a little, you’ll find a section devoted to the top rated pornstars and further down, high rated scenes that are currently being watched. There’s a lot going on at the homepage and it does seem pretty functional – I just wished they had a spot that showed the latest scenes added to the library! Sure, there’s a good chance that new stuff is added regularly, but just how regularly is an important thing to work out.

The good news is that you can hit the ‘latest’ button right at the top of the navigation bar and you’ll then be shown content that has only just been made available to the public. While I’m here, I might as well mention that around 50% of the latest uploads come in HD, with most being 720p (although I did peep some 1080p scenes as well). Given that these are available completely free of charge, that feels pretty damn awesome! Why are tube sites so damn good these days? Seems like it’s really hard to beat them when it comes to value for money.

The categories at uPornia

If we head on over to the categories section here, you have a huge number of options to look through. They’re sorted by default based on rating, so you might find something here that sparks your interest but isn’t necessarily all that popular in terms of flat visitors. Examples include yoga, cheerleaders, nudism, Brazilian and vintage porn. I’d estimate that in total, there are around 200,000 scenes here, with 166,000 in the ‘hardcore’ category alone. That’s another benefit that I must mention: you can see how many scenes are in each genre, so it should give you a good idea of just how popular a particular theme or subject is. Mr. Porn Geek loves this approach, because it’s always important to know just how much porn your grubby mitts can get.

Watching videos at uPornia

I watched 10 videos in total while here to get an idea of how good the platform is: suffice to say that I had an absolute whale of a time and I’m confident that you’re going to feel the same way. The embeds load almost immediately and they’re hosted locally too, so if you’re someone that wants the full porn streaming experience, you’re going to get it from uPornia. As mentioned before, a decent number of the clips here are offered in HD, so that’s pretty awesome. I did notice one sneaky thing though – the scenes will not load if you have AdBlocker on, which I find to be slightly annoying. Still, it’s not the end of the world as they don’t have a bunch of random popups and scams that will destroy your experience.

My final thoughts on uPornia

There are clear issues here that make it less than perfect for horny dudes to access the XXX video archive, but that doesn’t change the fact that uPornia is still pretty damn good and will give a lot of the bigger tubes out there a good run for their money. Because of this, Mr. Porn Geek is giving it my recommendation – not the best, but far from the worst! Anyway, thanks a lot for reading: now it’s time for you to go and see if you like the free sex videos provided by uPornia. May your next session of hog squeezing be the best one yet!