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Mr. Porn Geek’s analysis of FapHouse

What’s up, horny devils? It’s your favorite adult site reviewer and yeah – I’m at it again. Today, I want to tell you about a spot by the name of FapHouse: they claim to offer premium content in 4K quality, starring some of the naughtiest women around who are willing to do whatever it takes to make men happy. I think we know by now that I’m a bit of a critic when it comes to these types of spots, and it will be interesting to see how FapHouse holds up against other destinations online. So, with that in mind – let’s get a shifty on with the review and see what’s going on here.

First thoughts on FapHouse

So, instead of just having access to content from one studio, FapHouse basically licenses some of the greatest XXX releases from third parties. There are quite a few paysites here that have great material hosted, although from what I can tell, it’s not their full archives. That’s okay though – when you’ve got a pick and mix, you’re going to have a great time if you’re someone who likes porn from all over the place. Variety is the spice of life, and I think it’s fair to say that FapHouse is giving you a hell of a lot of variety. In fact, how about I tell you about some of the sites that I came across?

Firstly – there’s Kink. If you’re someone who likes it rough and you want to see girls being used and abused, this is the best place to do exactly that. There are over 130 videos here from Kink and they’re all full-length productions, with many coming in at over 40 minutes in length. Some of the chicks I saw here included the likes of Bobbi Starr, Dakota Skye, Gabriella Platrova and Savannah Fox: quite a decent assortment of babes if you ask me.

Next up – Bratty Sis! I’ve always had a lot of love for content that’s taboo and well, it doesn’t get much better than incest, right? These barely legal brats are looking to get fucked hard and since their step brothers’ cocks are right there for the taking – it’s really only a matter of time before the deed is done and a baby is on the way. They’re not blood related, so it’s not a sin, right? That’s how Mr. Porn Geek looks at hardcore incest content anyway. It helps me sleep at night!

Content quality at FapHouse

I have to say: they’re not lying when they say they support 4K material. The latest scenes that they’ve dropped here are available for download in full 4K, but you can also grab 1080p if that’s sufficient for your needs. Note that older content here isn’t offered in these resolutions and in some cases, they’ll only be in 720p. There’s nothing that can be done about this, though: it’s just what the original studios ran with when they make the content in the first place. Still, there’s plenty of 4K downloads offered by FapHouse if this is the type of adult content you’re in the mood for.

Niches on FapHouse

If you’ve got a particular niche that gets you hot under the collar, there is a sidebar which provides you with a full list of available genres that you can click on to receive the type of smut you seek. Are you looking for hot loads of jizz being delivered to pretty faces? Then the cumshot category is for you! Perhaps you prefer smaller babes? Check out the petite section if that’s the case. There’s also blonde, POV, Latina, vintage, gangbang and more. Pretty much any type of upload you could want has some type of release at FapHouse – so whatever you’re feeling like today, there’s a good chance they’re going to be able to provide you with what you seek.

I should also mention that there are a huge number of Japanese studios here: if you’re someone that is obsessed with JAV, you’ll be pleased as punch. Over 200 studios have scenes, including names such as Go Sushi, Asian Teeny Club, Sky Angel and Fetis JP. I think we all know that Mr. Porn Geek is an Asian content fan, so take it from me – you’ve got what you need here, and plenty of it is uncensored too!

Pornstars on FapHouse

There are well over 10,000 pornstar profiles here, so if you’ve got a particular woman that you want to see in action, this is going to be the best place to see all of the scenes they’ve got to offer. To give you an idea of content amounts, there’s Sara Jay with 531 scenes, Lena Paul with 44, Kenzie Reeves with 86 and Lauren Phillips with 110. Plenty of action here, and it really doesn’t matter who your favorite girl is: there’s a good chance that FapHouse has the goods you seek.

When you click on a pornstar, you’ll be shown all of their videos, as well as the ability to sort their uploads based on date or popularity. You can also go ahead and further filter based on other categories, such as POV, blowjob, facial and so on. I really liked just how easy it was to search through the content archive at FapHouse – especially given how much content they have here for punters to download and watch, it’s awesome.

My conclusion on FapHouse

So, what do I think about FapHouse, all things considered? Yeah – it’s a great spot, and I know that anyone who’s looking for a huge cache of porn is going to be more than happy with what they find here. FapHouse doesn’t have any exclusive content, but the sheer volume of professional productions is out of this world. Tens of thousands of uploads – all at your fingertips. If that sounds like something you’d have fun with, go ahead and check it out – Mr. Porn Geek is real confident you’ll have a great time. Anyway, thanks for reading my professional review – I’ll see you in the next one. Happy jerking!

Review Pros
  • Fantastic sorting tools
  • Huge content archive
  • 4K downloads available
Review Cons
  • Premium access model