CollectionOfBestPorn

MrPornGeek reviews CollectionOfBestPorn

When I first saw the bloody name of this site, I almost knew that this site has created a rod for its back that it was never going to be able to support. The name of this porn site suggests that it has the best collection of porn in the world. Well, dear reader, we are here to test that shit out right now. Does CollectionOfBestPorn, indeed, have the best porn on it ever? Is this site, therefore, the greatest thing since sliced pussy? And can this site finally stop me from asking myself fucking questions? Well, let’s delve deeper into the supposedly sweet pussy of CollectionOfBestPorn and find the fuck out, shall we? I’m excited, are you excited?

The porn on CollectionOfBestPorn

The porn on CollectionOfBestPorn is good, which would be fine for a  site that hasn’t called themselves the CollectionOfBestPorn! However, for a site with this stupid fucking name, the porn is mediocre at best. I would say that the porn on this site is no more special than any other porn I have seen on the number of porn sites that I have reviewed this morning. In fact, this porn is pretty standard shit. I have been searching CollectionOfBestPorn for ages now, and I barely recognise any of the pornstars! How can you have the greatest collection of porn on your site without the likes of Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Lisa Ann, pornstars of that calibre? Why is CollectionOfBestPorn full of teen pornstars that will probably be irrelevant in a few years time?

I will say that CollectionOfBestPorn does have a lot of full-length porn scenes that look good, but only good. This isn’t the best porn I have seen today, let alone in my life! Now, you knew this shit would happen, I knew this shit, even CollectionOfBestPorn knew that they didn’t have the best porn ever. However, you call your site this and I will judge it accordingly. So far, CollectionOfBestPorn is shaping up to be one of the most mediocre porn sites that I have reviewed this week.

Is CollectionOfBestPorn really the best?

No, not by a long way. CollectionOfBestPorn doesn’t have the best porn it at all. All of the porn on this site is just the same old step-sibling shit that you can find on any other porn site. CollectionOfBestPorn isn’t making this porn themselves, they are just stealing full-length porn from other sites, which is fine, I guess. It isn’t like CollectionOfBestPorn is the first to do this shit. But at least steal some porn that is actually great! I ain’t asking these cunts to pave the streets in golden porn or anything, all I am asking CollectionOfBestPorn to do is to remember their name and deliver some porn that is at least close to the best!