Rule34Hentai

Mr. Porn Geek visits Rule34Hentaii

What’s going on gang? Mr. Porn Geek here – I’m back yet again with another review of a hentai porn website and this one I think you’re going to absolutely love! It goes by the name of Rule 34 Hentai and yeah: like the name suggests, it’s all about giving you access to XXX animated goodness and rule 34 pleasure. For those that don’t know, rule 34 is basically “if it exists, there’s porn of it”, which means that this place features fan created adult lewds featuring characters from TV shows, movies, video games and the like. I’m going to drill into this website right now for a full review – keep reading as I explore what’s on offer!

My first impressions of Rule34Hentai

You probably know by now that I love looking at the homepage of websites to get an idea of how good they are. First impressions matter and for the homepage at Rule 34 Hentai, I’m pretty pleased with what I came across. First up, I’ll let you know in advance that this website has HTTPS enabled and the load speeds are quite speedy, so from a meta perspective, everything here is great. In terms of design, you’ve got a huge search bar at the top, a bunch of helpful header links and then finally, a showcase of the latest uploads to the platform. Scrolling down to the bottom will give you a pagination style approach to going back in time and yeah – that’s pretty much it, save for the somewhat helpful sidebar links. Rule34Hentai.net keeps things simple and because of that, I’m giving them my two thumbs up!

Header links at Rule34Hentai

Okay, so let’s take a little look at some of these header links, shall we? The first option alongside the homepage is a section where you can go to upload your own hentai entertainment. You are required to have an account and there are a few rules to uploading but on the whole, there aren’t too many restrictions in place that don’t just improve the general quality of the website. Rule34Hentai has a Wiki that you might want to check out where they go in-depth about uploading, tagging and bumping – if you’re planning to turn into something of an anime porn power user, this might just be the place you want to visit alongside the main website.

Next to that you’ve got a picture tags section which for me is basically the most important area of the library here. If you’re looking for a specific genre of hentai then this is going to be the best way for you to find exactly that. Note that by default, Rule 34 Hentai sorts things based on alphabetical order, but there are convenient links on the left-hand side of the page so you can check them out by popularity instead. The gang behind this project appear to be pretty nerdy – they cluster the posts based on log10 of N (the number of posts associated with each tag), so you’ve got 11 different segments in total to check out. I’m going to look at some of the bigger groups here for Rule34Hentai goodness below – you’ll love what they have, I’m sure of it!

The content at Rule34Hentai

It pretty much goes without saying that in the Rule 34 community, homemade porn starring characters from Overwatch are pretty damn popular. The Overwatch hentai category on this particular website currently has over 18,000 tagged pieces of content: that’s a hell of a lot of porn! You’ll see the likes of 3D animated Meis, Mercy bending over to showcase her beautiful ass and Pharah taking it in the pussy at the beach in her bikini. There are lots of different art styles here and niches too: I even saw Widowmaker getting doggy style fucked by an actual dog (really, guys? Come on now!) so if that’s your type of thing, go get it.

Everyone knows that Mr. Porn Geek is actually more of a MOBA fan, which is why I knew I had to check out the 5,000+ League of Legends uploads that Rule 34 Hentai has. Akali titty fucking in her KDA getup, Xayah getting as fucked by Sion and even Tristana getting impaled on Soraka’s Unicorn cock – I think you know as well as I do that Rule 34 addicts always come up with the weirdest preferences when it comes to their style of adult entertainment. Anyway, it seems that all of the tags here are basically character and series dependent – I was unable to find basic genres such as anal, schoolgirl and so on.

Below each upload you’ll find information about whoever added it to the website, what tags are associated with the image, what the source is and some other meta information, such as parent posts and its rating. Finally, right at the bottom of each and every upload you’ve got a comments section where you can see what people have to say (and even add your own two cents to the mix if you so desire). This website is very similar to Danbooru and is essentially built on the same design philosophy – you can read more about the Shimmie 2 software they use by clicking here if you so desire.

Other elements of Rule34Hentai

You’ll notice that Rule 34 Hentai has a useful link in the header below ‘sort’ that allows you to see all of the uploads on the website ordered by their average rating. I’ve always said that pretty much every website should have this feature so yeah – fantastic to see this hentai smut hub with the tools on hand for everyone to see the cream of the crop. Right now, the most popular stuff features characters from Mirror’s Edge, Overwatch, Tomb Raider and even The Witcher – I would be pretty confident in stating that almost all of the Rule 34 stuff here is based on video games over other things.

There’s a small ‘code’ tool on the left-hand side of most pages that allows you to input different commands and filters which are really quite useful if you ask me. From the average raging page I mentioned above, you can then further refine by various categories, so if you’re only looking for Final Fantasy VII hentai you can input that as a category to remove anything that isn’t associated with your desires. I quite like this feature and I’m sure the more you use the website, the easier it becomes for you to really hone on in the hentai you want.

My conclusion on Rule34Hentai

I’ve probably spent the better part of an hour looking around Rule 34 Hentai now and to be honest with you, I had a whale of a time. Highly recommended that you check this place out: it has minimal advertising and in terms of design, I think it’s absolutely fantastic – well worth taking a look at if you can’t find any great hentai hubs for your needs. I will state that it’s highly focused on video game hentai though: I don’t know whether that’s a good thing for you or a bad thing, but either way, at least you know!