Mp4Hentai

What is Mp4Hentai?

Mp4Hentai is the place to go if you fancy watching some good hentai porn. Now, you ain’t gonna find any hentai porn on this site, oh no, you won’t, dear reader. Now, this may make you call the Geek a cunt at first, but never fear, dear reader, there is still hentai porn to be had on Mp4Hentai, you just have to work a little harder than going on the site and watching it, you know, like every other site in the world. Mp4Hentai makes you download the porn on to your computer to watch it, this site better look trustworthy, am I right?

As you may be able to tell from the way I am explaining this shit to you, dear reader, I hate the way porn sites like these offer their porn. If you are going to make a site, just make a porn site. Why do we need to download the porn? What’s the point? This is just porn with more steps, and I am fat little cunt, and I don’t like steps! However, does this fact alone make Mp4Hentai shit? No, of course not. However, is there anything else a bit shit about Mp4Hentai? Of course! Let’s get into this review and find out what else is wrong with Mp4Hentai, shall we?

The design of Mp4Hentai

The styling of Mp4Hentai looks really good. I really like the styling of this site, it is modern and feels like a nice place to watch some porn (even though you can’t watch porn on the site, yes, I am still bitter about this). However, something you quickly notice about Mp4Hentai is that it is a sloooowwww site. Every page of thumbnails for the porn videos that you load takes a while to get going. Now, this surprises me because, and I ain’t saying this cos I’m bitter, there is no fucking porn on this site. All Mp4Hentai really is, is a website with a few photos and links on it. So why the fuck is this cunt as slow as the ever increasing chance of death present in my life? Why can’t it just hurry the fuck up and take me?

So, to recap, great styling, poor backend (pun) and the Geek has some issues, you knew that shit already though. Hopefully, this is something that Mp4Hentai can fix. I ain’t talking about my issues here, a lobotomy couldn’t fix that shit.

The hentai porn on Mp4Hentai

Still isn’t actually on the site, but the porn ain’t too bad. I have downloaded a few of hentai porn videos on this site cos I am a G and want to conduct this review as well as I can for you cunts, you’re welcome. Both of the hentai porn videos worked great, and they were both about half an hour long. Can’t complain about the porn on this site at all. Of course, I can’t download all of the porn on this site and test it for you cunts, I have some form of a miserable life outside of porn reviews, but the porn videos I tested worked really well.

I don’t know if the porn that was added six years ago (when the site was created) will still be there to download. I could’ve checked, I didn’t check, deal with it. I just kept to the regularly updated new shit on the homepage and this shit worked really well for me. Wow, what a perfect segway into the next section of this porn review Geek! nailing this porn review!

Regular updates on Mp4Hentai

Something that is cool about Mp4Hentai is that they have regular updates. If you didn’t guess that from the title of this section then it is best that you leave this porn review now and go back to school. From what I can see, Mp4Hentai is updated with three new hentai porn videos every day. That is really good, to be honest. Some porn sites are never updated, some are updated far more too. However, the fact that Mp4Hentai is a small site with a small budget for this sort of shit, you gotta love their work rate.

All of the hentai porn that is being uploaded to Mp4Hentai is brand new shit, from what I can make out. There are also some trailers for upcoming hentai porn videos too. I really like this. If there are going to be trailers for hentai porn videos, what better place to put them than here? No complaints about the updates to Mp4Hentai at all, if one of these updates could including them fixing the snail in the server issues that make this site painfully slow at times, that would be cool too.

The Geek’s final thoughts on Mp4Hentai

Even though this site is painfully slow at times, my time on this site exploring it has been nice. I have enjoyed this porn site. It is a nicely designed site that has a shit load of good hentai porn videos on it. I should point out, cos I haven’t yet cos I’m a idiot, all of the hentai porn videos on Mp4Hentai are professional. i.e. it ain’t a silly cunt drawing stupid porn and animating it for their own pleasure. This is “real” hentai porn that big porn companies are releasing.

So, overall, Mp4Hentai is a damn fine site. The speeds could be better, but there is nothing wrong with the porn at all. That’s all I have have for ya! Still weird that these cunts don’t just put the fucking porn on the site, but fuck it, weirdos ain’t they!