Ekas Portal (Aryion)

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Right, I had to Google what vore porn is, and I am now afraid of this site. Aryion is a forum for everything and anything related to vore porn. It is a one-stop-shop for vore porn and has loads of different subforums that go really in-depth into the topic of vore porn. Aryion lets artists and writers share their knowledge of vore porn and help others get off from it in the written form or with works of art. There is a true sense of community on Aryion which is amazing to me!

For those of you who haven’t understood a word I have said so far and have no idea what vore porn is, let me explain, being the expert, of course! As I said, I had to Google what it was. Vore porn is a fetish (duh) involving eating or being eaten by someone or something. It can be real (yep, it can be real) or just imaginary, let’s hope it’s mostly imaginary, shall we?

Any vore lovers out there, don’t think I am poking fun at you as I am not, but this fetish is a hard one to get your head around. I have heard of a lot of very out there fetishes, but this one takes the biscuit as the most brutal! I thought ball punching porn was a little too much for my tastes; now I’m going to watch that and punch myself in the balls daily because that is nothing compared to this! Seriously, vore porn is something I don’t get. I get turned on by watching a woman eat the pussy of another woman but not literally.

The layout and design of Aryion

The design of Aryion is just your very typically forum design. Very old fashioned and a blast from the past. I guess not many people are using Aryion as if they were, they may have updated it. The site truly needs updating (and some form of community brain scan too), so it isn’t going to score too highly on design points.

The site is, however, fast. This is probably because there are hardly any images on Aryion and most of the threads aren’t too long. There are some very long and involved stories on Aryion, but as there aren’t too many videos or images, the site loads quickly. Points for loading quickly Aryion but that is more likely to do with the fact that there isn’t much content rather than anything you’ve done on the backend, as you would probably bite off the backend given half a chance!

The layout of Aryion is your very typically layout of a forum. It looks as run down as the design and really needs a facelift, perhaps the community could use the other parts of the face to get off to? Maybe the perfect chance for a giveaway Aryion.

The stories on Aryion

You may not be shocked to find out that the stories on Aryion are not for the faint of heart. If you’ve ever even had heartburn I would avoid this site, heartaches must happen daily on Ekas Portal. Yes, it has two names, because it is quirky, cool and likes to torture people in more ways than one!

One story I read was all about how this guys life got flip turned upside down, and he would like to take a minute, just sit right there, he’ll tell you all about how he became the prince… oh no, no, sorry wrong story. It was basically about a dude sitting by a pool jacking off, and all the women have been sucked into his cock! And his dad had to send him to an anonymous group like AA only for people with cock adsorption problems!

The stories on Aryion are clearly not for me. I don’t know if the “porn” story above is a good representation of the stories on Eka’s Portal, this is just the one I read, your results may vary! However, one story was enough for me to know that I wasn’t going to be able to “test” this porn site in my usual manner, my cock ran as far away from this site as it could, it is currently in my asshole.

The community on Ekas Portal

So, just to make vore porn even more confusing and disturbing, Aryion is also known as Ekas Portal for some reasons that must make a shit load of sense, but I can’t be bothered to find out why. So, now I want to chat about the community on this porn forum and how impressed I am with them.

Since arriving on Ekas Portal and exploring the photos, videos and stories all over this porn forum, I have been surprised about how much content this site has. There are 42 pages of videos alone on Ekas Portal, which is impressive considering this porn forum is flirting with a very dangerous idea. However, all of these porn videos are either animals eating each other or cartoons of people doing similar things. Now, I can only see that from the thumbnails of the porn videos as you need to download a plugin which is typical of a porn site like this one. However, the thumbnails seem to contain all the cannibal shit that vore porn lovers could ever need! Apart from the real  thing, thankfully!

There are also shit loads of stories, of course. But why am I telling you about the fucking videos and stories again? Well, all of the content on Ekas Portal is uploaded by the community. When I find porn sites like Ekas Portal on my travels on the crazy batshit world that is the web, I take note of anything that shows what the community is like. Ekas Portal has a very strong community that seems pretty large, even though I can’t get you an exact figure of the cannibals on this site.

Additional features for Aryion

I haven’t a fucking clue! I would say more photos, but that would break some sort of law I am sure! All kidding aside, I do think there needs to be more stories on Eka’s vore, there just aren’t;t that many for people to sink their teeth into (get it, GET IT) of course, this is not the makers of this porn sites fault, there may not be too many creative people into this sort of porn!

Of course, a fresh-looking site may draw more people in. And who knows, the porn may not be as bad as I think it is once I know more about it! So, an update to the design is really needed as is the layout. I know that traditional forum layouts are fine and they work, but mix it up a bit Aryion, you are a very special forum that deserves a special layout and design.

Of course, if Aryion is happy with the community it has and doesn’t want to get fancier to draw in more people, that’s fine too. Perhaps the less attention brought to this site, the better!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Aryion

It’s not for me! I’m sorry, I really tried to find some positive things about vore porn, but it is far too dark for me! My cock can barely get hard when I watch pissing porn, so I’m fucked here! I know this isn’t everyone’s cup of flesh, but some people clearly like it and have created a nice community of people that like it too. There is nothing wrong with that.

If Aryion updated their site and brought it into 2019, they may get a few more visitors; those visitors may quickly leave like I did, but they won’t know unless they try. Honestly, I think vore porn is just a little too out there for me, I’ll stick with what I love, a bit of harmless whipping and fuck machines porn!

Review Pros
  • Lots of vore porn
  • Great community
Review Cons
  • Site needs updating