I-foxynite Review

Uma uke wabheka ukubuyekezwa kuka-Mr. Porn Geek kwemidlalo yabantu abadala nganoma yisiphi isikhathi ezinsukwini ezimbalwa ezedlule, uzobona ukuthi ngingumlandeli omkhulu we-nutaku. Laba bantu bakhiqiza eminye yemidlalo yezocansi engcono kakhulu futhi namuhla, ngizobheka ukukhishwa okusha okuvela kubo. I-foxynite yethulwa ku-nutaku ngo-Agasti ka-2018: Empeleni yaqala njengomdlalo weselula, kodwa bayithumele ku-PC uma lokho kuyigig yakho. Into eyodwa engizoyisho kusenesikhathi ukuthi i-foxynite idinga ukulandwa ukuze idlalwe. Ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuyabacasula abantu abaningi (mina ngokwami anginankinga, kodwa lokho kungenxa yokuthi ngiyayethemba i-nutaku kanye nohlelo lwami lokulwa namagciwane!) ngakho yebo: Ngikuxwayisa nje ukuthi kuzodingeka ufake umdlalo endaweni ukuze uwudlale.

Imibono yokuqala

Ngemuva kokulanda i-foxynite, kuzodingeka uvumele umdlalo ukuthi uthathe amanye amafayela ambalwa kumaseva asemthethweni e-nutaku aqukethe ingxenye enkulu yegeyimu. Ngenkathi umfaki engaba ngu-70 megabytes, umdlalo wangempela mkhulu kakhulu. Kusukela ekuqaleni kuka-2019, ifolda iyonke ye-foxynite uma isilandiwe ngokugcwele ingama-megabytes angu-300 – hhayi enkulu, kodwa futhi ayincane! Uma isifakiwe, uzoba nokukhetha phakathi kokudlala ngesiNgisi noma ngesiKorea. Inkinga eyodwa enkulu enginayo lapha ukuthi ukumela isiNgisi, i-foxynite isebenzisa ifulegi laseMelika. Ngisho, empeleni? Ingabe ifulegi le-union jack noma lesiNgisi lifihleke kakhulu ukuba abantu baqaphele ukuthi lisho ukuthini?

Kusobala kakhulu ukuthi iklayenti le-pc le-foxynite empeleni liyi-emulator yomdlalo we-android: Akuzizwa sengathi kuyinguqulo yekhompyutha yomdabu, engingesiye umlandeli omkhulu wayo. Kungikhumbuza indlela ama-studio emidlalo kulezi zinsuku okufanele aqede ngayo izingoma zakamuva ze-blockbuster ngoba abantu bafuna ukuzidlala ku-playstation naku-xbox. Awukwazi futhi ukuya esikrinini esigcwele ku-foxynite: Kuzodingeka udlale kumodi ye-windowsed. Mhlawumbe bekufanele ngibhale lokhu kubuyekezwa ngisebenzisa ifoni yami – kahle, sekwephuze kakhulu ukuthi ngibuyele emuva manje! Ake sithembe ukuthi akukho okunye okuyinkinga kakhulu kamuva. I-trailer yalo mdlalo ibukeke kahle kakhulu.

Ukukhethwa kwezinhlamvu

Ngemva kokukhetha igama, i-foxynite izokuvumela ukuthi ukhethe phakathi kwabalingiswa abathathu abahlukene: U-lucy, u-kai no-nea. Nginqume ukuhamba nentombazanyana (empeleni eneminyaka engu-18 ubudala, ngakho-ke kulungile, mfowethu) ngoba yayibonakala imnandi kakhulu: Ngenze nezinwele zayo zaba luhlaza okwesibhakabhaka futhi ngakhetha ingubo emhlophe ngoba yayibukeka kahle kakhulu ngale nhlanganisela. Kwadingeka ngilinde cishe imizuzwana engama-20 ukuze umlingiswa wami adalwe, ngakho uma ehlala kuwe, ungakhathazeki – ekugcineni uzofika emdlalweni uqobo. Uzoqala isifundo ngokushesha ngemva kokukhetha abalingiswa – isenzo asihambi kancane lapha: Bafuna ubulale izitha ngokushesha!

Ukugxila kweselula kucacile

Uma umdlalo uqala, uzoba nokukhetha ukuthi umlingiswa ahambe ngokuzenzakalelayo kuwe noma ukulawula ngesandla kokubili isiqondiso namakhono owasebenzisayo. Ungakhetha ukuthepha esikrinini ukuze wenze izenzo ezahlukahlukene noma ukusebenzisa ama-hotkey: I-wasd iwukunyakaza, kanti i-q, i-e, i-r kanye ne-spacebar zisetshenziselwa eminye imisebenzi ehlukahlukene. Umdlalo empeleni uyashintshashintsha uma usuwuqalile – bengifisa sengathi isifundo sabo besichaze isimo se-hotkey. Ngichithe imizuzu yokuqala engama-20 lapha ngichofoza ngaphambi kokuthi ngishaye inkinobho yami ye-q ngephutha futhi kwenze ikhono kimi. I-nutaku ivame ukuba yingxenye yalolu hlobo lwento, yize ngicabanga ukuthi ingxenye enkulu yabadlali balesi sihloko bonke basemakhalekhukhwini abo ngokungafani namakhompyutha angempela.

Izakhi zokudlala ze-foxynite

Umdlalo awunzima kakhulu, kodwa uzwakala upholile uma wenza inhlanganisela ehlukahlukene futhi ubhubhisa izitha eziningi. Kunemidlalo eminingi laphaya ekwenza ucishe ube nomusa futhi ekunika ama-vibe amaningi amahle – ngizizwa ngale ndlela nge-foxynite. Inesici esincane samaqhinga, kodwa ngokuvamile lokhu kuyindlela yokukhohlisa nokusika ehloselwe ukukwenza uzizwe unamandla futhi umuhle kakhulu. Ngiyabona ngokuqinisekile ukuthi abadlali beselula bayakhanga kanjani kulokhu: I-foxynite yenza umsebenzi omuhle wokusibonisa ukuthi inkathi yanamuhla yokudlala imidlalo usohambeni ibukeka kanjani: Ikakhulukazi lapho kukhulunywa khona ngama-mmos. Empeleni ngithole ama-vibe athile kulokhu – ngangidlala umthakathi kudala kakhulu futhi i-combo spam yanginika ama-rebacks ekususeni i-fane ye-kaprima ngenkathi isese-beta. Lezo kwakuyizinsuku!

Ezinye izinto ezicatshangelwayo ngalo mdlalo

Mr. Porn Geek ngichithe cishe imizuzu engama-90 ngidlula emazingeni ahlukahlukene, ngibiza ama-drone awusizo ukungisiza empini futhi ngandlela thile ngenza amarobhothi afe ngokudabukisayo, ukufa okunegazi okuvela kungelosi yami yomlingo eneminyaka engu-18 ubudala ekhubeka ngediski: Ngijabulele isikhathi engisichithe ngizama lo mdlalo futhi ngicabanga ukuthi abantu abaningi abafuna umdlalo omuhle kumaselula abo bazojabula ngalokho abakuthola lapha. Qaphela ukuthi emizuzwini yokuqala engama-30 noma ngaphezulu, ngeke ubone izithombe zocansi eziningi ze-anime nhlobo: Kuyinkimbinkimbi kakhulu kunokubona nje i-hentai eqinile ngokushesha nje lapho ulayisha umdlalo! I-foxynite ithatha izinto kahle futhi kancane, okusho ukuthi kufanele ubonise ukuthi uvuliwe ngaphambi kokuba unikezwe izinto ezinhle.

Iqoqo lokuqala olitholayo lingemva kokunqoba i-behemoth ku-planet karma isigaba sesi-5: Akuyona impi enzima kakhulu futhi kufanele ulunge uma usebenzisa i-noggin yakho umzuzu owodwa noma emibili. Uma lokho sekuqediwe, uzongena kwimodi 'ye-supernova' Ekwenza udubule izitha eziningi njengalezo zi-squid zamarobhothi ezingavamile ezivela ku-matrix. Iya 'eqoqweni' Lakho ekhasini eliyisiqalo ngemuva kwalokhu ukuze uthole i-hentai enhle eyenziwe nge-3D! Ibukeka kahle kakhulu ku-pc: Ngifisa sengathi ngingabuka i-anime idlala futhi imunca ngencazelo ephezulu ephelele.

Ingabe kugxile ngokwanele ezithombeni zobulili ezingcolile?

'Ukugxekwa' Engingaba nakho ngalo mdlalo ukuthi yize ungowobulili obungcolile, angiqiniseki ukuthi empeleni ngumdlalo wabantu abadala. Ungangiqondi kabi, kumnandi kakhulu futhi abalingiswa babukeka beshisa: Uzolwela nje ukuthola isikhathi sokuzilibazisa nganoma yisiphi isikhathi esifanele uma kuqhathaniswa nezinye izihloko eziningi ezinhle laphaya. I-foxynite cishe ingenye yezinhlobo ezigxile kakhulu kumdlalo i-nutaku enazo, ngakho ngicabanga ukuthi uma ulungile ukulinda izithombe zakho zobulili ezingcolile, mhlawumbe lo mdlalo omuhle ongawukhetha. Ake ucabange ngakho, njengoba ukhangiswa kakhulu emakethe yeselula, lokhu kuyisipho esincintisanayo. Qaphela ukuthi okwamanje, i-foxynite itholakala kuphela kumadivayisi e-android – abasebenzisi be-iPhone kuzodingeka bahambe ngaphandle kwayo!

Ezinye izincazelo

Ngicabanga ukuthi yize ukukhishwa okuningi kwe-nutaku kuhle kuma-desktop PC, ngingancoma ukuthi abantu bangayidlali le kumakhompyutha abo. Akukubi, kodwa ukulungiswa okuphansi kwenza konke kuzwakale kuphelelwe yisikhathi futhi kungakhangi. Kunemidlalo eminingi engcono – eminingi etholakalayo ku-nutaku – ehlazisa le kukhompyutha, ngakho-ke kungcono ukuyishiya kubantu abadlala imidlalo besesendleleni. Lokho kusho ukuthi, ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi baningi kini badlali be-PC abazoqhubeka nokulanda iklayenti noma kunjalo: Ungangivumeli ngikuyeke, ngoba njengoba ngishilo, bekuyinto ejabulisayo – nginomuzwa wokuthi ayifakwanga kahle ngokwanele kuma-windows ukuze ngiyithole ijabulisa. Ngiyilungu lomjaho we-PC master omuhle nokho, ngakho-ke nginezindinganiso eziphakeme uma kukhulunywa ngalokho okuvunyelwe ukukhokhisa intela ku-1070 yami.

Izinto zokugcina okufanele uziqaphele

Sekukonke, i-foxynite yenze umsebenzi omuhle wokungigcina ngikhona: Kunemisebenzi yansuku zonke, imishini yokuvula, izimpi ezinzima kanye nezinto ezisekelwe kumakhono ezingakwenzi kube lula kakhulu ukudlala. Ingabe ikhona i-hentai? Yebo, kunjalo – kodwa kuncane kakhulu. Nginomuzwa wokuthi abantu abaningi bazovele bathande i-foxynite ukuze badlale umdlalo bese bekhohlwa ngesici sobulili: Babamba imicimbi ejwayelekile lapha futhi ungajoyina ngisho nama-guilds futhi wenze ukuhlaselwa kwabadlali abaningi nabangani bakho. Konke okuthengiswa yi-foxynite, ngikuthenga ngokuphelele!

Uma sikhuluma ngokuthenga: Umdlalo ukhululekile ngokuphelele ukuwudlala, kodwa ungathenga ukuthuthukiswa nokunye okunjalo ukuze uthuthukise umlingiswa wakho ngokushesha kunokuba ubungathuthuka ngokwemvelo. Lo mdlalo futhi unezibuyekezo zobuhle kuphela, ngakho-ke uma ufuna ukuthenga ingubo entsha noma okuthile, zikhulule.

Sekukonke, i-foxynite ingenye iphrojekthi enhle ye-nutaku engizizwa ngikhululekile ukuyincoma kubafundi bami beselula kunanoma ubani omunye. Uma uku-pc yakho – funda ezinye izibuyekezo zami zemidlalo emihle ye- XXX ukuze ubone ukuthi yini engingayiphakamisa njengenye indlela.