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yini eyenza ukwenze omuhle kakhulu ekutholeni amawebhusayithi endaba amahle kakhulu?

Ake ngiqale ngokuthi ngithi mr. I-porn geek futhi ngithanda ukubukisisa amasayithi we-porn asezingeni eliphakeme kakhulu ku-inthanethi, futhi bengilokhu ngikujabulela ukubhala. Ngakho-ke ngikhuluma nge-erotica, ngikhiqize okuqukethwe kwamasayithi endaba ambalwa e-erotic. Ngithembe: Ngiyazi kahle kakhulu ukuthi ithandwa kanjani ngabafana laphaya bafuna ukwazi ukubeka izandla zabo kwezinye izincwadi ezimnandi ezihlanganisa izihloko ezikalwe ngama-x. Ngenxa yalokhu, ngicabanga ukuthi ngiwuhlobo oluhle lomuntu wokukutshela okushisayo nokungekho emhlabeni wezindaba ezixakile.

Ngiqonde ukuthi, uma uphokophele ku-google manje futhi useshe “izindaba ezingekho emthethweni”, uzothola uhlu lwamasayithi abuyiselwe abalelwa ezigidini: Kunezindawo eziningi ezizama ukuwenza uhlanganyele nazo okuqukethwe kwabo ukuthi kunzima ukwazi ukuthi ubani olungile nokuthi ubani, futhi ngokungathi shu impela. Ngikufisela inhlanhla, amakhono ami okufunda nokubhala angenza ngibe ngumuntu ophelele ukukutshela konke lapho kufanele uqonde khona ngendaba enhle ye-erotic. Ngubani owaziyo, mhlawumbe ngokuzayo ngizokwazi ukutshela ukuthi isiza sami uqobo sinezindaba ezinhle kakhulu ze-erotic, kepha okwamanje, lezi ziza kufanele zenze.

Ngingumfana oyedwa nje, ngakho-ke ngilinganiselwe kakhulu kulokho engingachitha isikhathi sami ekubhaleni, kepha okungenzeka ukuthi uthole ukuhlanya ukuthi iqiniso lokuthi iningi lalezi zi-hubs lifaka izindaba ezivela kumakhulu wabanikeli abahlukahlukene emhlabeni jikelele . Cishe bonke bayakuvumela ukuthi ubhekisise lokhu okuqukethwe mahhala ngokuphelele, futhi. Kunjalo – ngeke kudingeke ukhweze ipeni ukuze ufunde izingosi zezindaba ezinhle kakhulu kuwebhu. Ngakho-ke qhubeka phambili futhi ujabulele izibuyekezo zami, bantu – uyazi ukuthi ufuna ukufunda umbhalo othile omkhulu!

kodwa kungani kufanele ngifunde izindaba ezihlekisayo lapho kunamavidiyo nezithombe laphaya?

Awufundi izincwadi ngoba iqiniso lokuthi kukhona amafilimu enziwe ngendaba efanayo? Vele akunjalo! Kunezinzuzo eziningi kakhulu ngezindaba ezi-erotic ukuthi ngokweqiniso, angikwazi ukuzibala zonke lapha. Engizokusho ukuthi iqiniso lokuthi izindaba zamahhala ezisingethwe yilezi zingosi azikubizi imali ziningi ziyisici esikhulu – ungathola izincwadi zamahhala kangaki?! Ngaphezu kwalokho, uzothola ukuthi izingosi zezindaba zocansi ezinhle kakhulu kulula ukuzisebenzisa, ukusesha, ukuvuselela njalo nezinye eziningi zezinsimbi kanye nezimpempe ezisebenzisa ukuzisebenzisa kalula.

Amawebhusayithi ezindaba zabantu abadala futhi akunikeza ngendlela yokuhlala uqaphela ngezinto zakho zenjabulo: Ukulondolozwa kwemibhalo esejwayelekile kwekhompyutha yakho akubonakali njengamavidiyo amade wonke agxotshwe ngaphakathi kufolda ebizwa ngokuthi ‘izinto zomsebenzi’. Ngaphandle kwalokho ubani othi kufanele ukhethe okukodwa noma okunye? Kungani ungeke ufunde izindaba futhi ujabulele imidonso namaphinifa? Awukho umthetho phandle lapho othi kufanele ukhethe eyodwa kuphela ngakho-ke phonsa izindaba ezixakile ku-rotation yakho ye-porn bese uthatha umdlalo wakho wokushaya indlwabu ungene ezingeni elilandelayo!

Mnu. porn geek, ngabe zonke lezi zingosi zinezindaba ezi-xxx ezikaliwe ngempela?

Uyagembula! Bengingakuthembisa ukukunika amasayithi anezindaba zama-xxx zamahhala bese ngikwenzela i-switchero kuwe bese ngibeka ohlwini lwezindawo ezinendawo ethile ye-pg shit. Angizuli kanjalo. Amawebhusayithi ezindaba zocansi ze-xxx ezifakwe lapha atholwe nguwe uqobo. Babhaliswa kuphela uma bephumelela ukuhlolwa kwe-mpg kanti yebo, lokho kuhlolwa kufaka ukuqinisekisa ukuthi bangama-100% raunchy nokuthi ezinye zezindaba zocansi ezinhle kakhulu kuwebhu! Uma ufuna okuthile okungalungile ukukhuthaza ubuchopho bakho obukhulu be-sexy ngendlela izithombe namavidiyo angakaze akwenze, ngikusibekele.

Futhi uma i ‘m abanesifiso kokuthumela siqu xxx indaba yami?

Lowo ngumbuzo omuhle! Ngiqonde ukuthi awufuni ukufunda izindaba zamahhala nje kumasayithi engiwabuyekezile kepha ukuthi ufuna ukungena ungangeni ngqo bese uthumela indaba yakho ye-naxty xxx. Into yokuqala okudingeka uyazi ukuthi onke amasayithi engibhale kuwo amukela ukuhanjiswa okuvela kubafundi kodwa onke anezindlela ezihlukile uma kukhulunywa ngokuthi yiziphi izindaba ze-xxx azamukele.

Ngakho-ke kukuwe ukuthi uvakashele isiza ngasinye futhi ubone ukuthi ziyini izidingo zabo. Uzodinga i-akhawunti ukuze uthumele noma yini kodwa ukubhaliswa kumahhala kuwo wonke amasayithi engibhalwe kuwo. Futhi, amakhanda nje, ocwaningweni engilwenzile, iningi lokuthumela akukutholeli lutho ngaphandle kokuqhosha ngamalungelo kodwa kukhona izingosi ezimbalwa ezikhona ezizokhokhela izindaba ezinhle kakhulu zocansi. Okungcono kakhulu kungukucatshangwa kweqiniso.

Ngakho-ke, ingabe lezi yizindaba ezingcono kakhulu zocansi ku-inthanethi?

Khumbula engikushilo nje ngegama elithi “okungcono kakhulu”? Kusebenza lapha. Engikubheka njengokuhamba phambili kungenzeka kungabi yilokho okucabanga ukuthi kuhamba phambili. Futhi, ngenkathi ngimbile ngijule, angizange ngithole i-inthanethi yonke (kukhulu, uyazi!) ngezindaba ezixakile, ngakho angazi ukuthi lezi zingosi zinazo yini izindaba ezinhle kakhulu ze-smut kuyo yonke iwebhu yomhlaba kodwa ngingakutshela ngaphandle kwesithunzi sokungabaza ukuthi banezinye izindaba ezinhle kakhulu ze-darn. Uma usubahlola, uzovuma ngoba amboza konke okuhle okucatshangwayo nayo yonke inhlwathi ongacabanga ngayo. Ngiyakuqinisekisa ukuthi uzokujabulela lokho ngamunye abanikela ngakho.

Uzoba Mnu. porn geek wake waba nezakhe izindaba zabantu abadala?

Inhloso ekugcineni yalesi siza ukuthola okuncane kwakho konke. Ngifuna abantu bakwazi ukuza lapha futhi bathole noma yini abangase bayiphuphe – ngakho-ke, kungenzeka ukuthi esikhathini esizayo ngiqhubeke futhi ngilayishe izindaba ezimnandi kini nina bafana ukuze nihlole. Ingabe kuzoba enye yezingosi ezinhle kakhulu zocansi ezungeze? Mhlawumbe akunjalo, kodwa yingoba ngingumfana nje ngedwa ngaphandle kwabanikeli!

Noma ngabe uzizwa ufisa ukuhambisa indaba yakho ye-erotic – nini futhi uma ngihamba kuleyo ndlela – ngizojabula kakhulu ukuyifaka lapha, ngamalungelo wokuziqhayisa ngokuqinisekile! Noma kunjalo, hlala uphephile laphaya abangane futhi ukhumbule: Uma kuhlobene ne-porn, mr. I-porn geek izokunikeza isipiliyoni esihle kakhulu. Qiniseka ukusibekisa uphawu futhi ubuye futhi ngokuzayo ngezindaba ezishisayo ze-xxx zocansi ezaziwa ngumuntu.