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Ingabe le midlalo yocansi yekhathuni iyinzuzo?

Abantu abalungile – cishe uyazi manje ukuthi Mnu. I-porn geek ayikho ebhizinisini lokuncoma izindawo angazange azihlole, ngakho-ke namuhla ngilungele ukungena ngaphakathi kwendawo yelungu lemidlalo yocansi yekhathuni (aka imidlalo parody) ukuthola ukuthi kwenzekani.

Abanye bangibiza ngombono, abanye bangibiza ukuthi ngiwubukeze kakhulu umnyazi wokuhlaziya i-porn owake waphila – konke engikwaziyo ukuthi uma kukhulunywa ngokuncoma amasayithi abantu abadala abadala, ngizodlula nangaphezulu ukuletha imininingwane oyidingayo ukuze wenze isinqumo esinolwazi. Ngakho-ke, ake sibheke lo mdlalo we-xxx khona manje futhi ubone ukuthi yikuphi ukubamba!

Ukungena kwe-gamer, yini leyo?

Ngakho-ke ngemuva kokubhalisa, ukuthola i-imeyili yami nokungena ngemvume, ekugcineni ngingakutshela ukuthi lokhu kubuyekezwa kubhekani ngempela – indawo oya kuyo ekugcineni ubizwa ngokuthi ihabb ukufinyelela kwehabhu. Uma ungaphakathi, uzobona uhla lwemidlalo ye-premium, izinketho ezimbalwa ezijwayelekile nesigaba samavidiyo wokuqalisa (ngaphezulu kwalokho ngokuhamba kwesikhathi).

Kubukeka sengathi i-parody iyiphuzu lokuthengisa eliphambili lapha ku-gamer ukufinyelela hub, ngoba banezihloko ezinjenge-cock of task, umdlalo wezikhathi zokubhikisha, i-xxx eshadiwe kanye nomsele. Lezi zihloko ‘zeprimiyamu’ Ziyimidwebo yemibukiso yama-tv ethandwayo noma imidlalo yevidiyo esivele ikhona, futhi kubonakala ngathi zinemidwebo ethile enhle kakhulu ngokuqhathanisa neminye imidlalo yabantu abadala engiyibukezile ezinyangeni ezimbalwa ezedlule.

Inzalo kababulali:

Ngibona kungcono ukuqala ngembewu yokubulawa komuntu, ngoba empeleni i-odyssey ikhishwe emasontweni ambalwa edlule. Uma uchofoza kusihloko uzoba nokukhetha ukudlala ideskithophu, ios noma izinguqulo ze-android: Kuvela ukuthi ikhompyutha eyodwa inezithombe ezinhle kakhulu.

Isici esisodwa engisithandile kakhulu ngembewu yokubulawa komuntu iqiniso lokuthi ungachofoza ‘kumodi yendaba’ Bese uhlala phansi ngenkathi unikezwa inkolelo yokuzibandakanya ocansini nokwenza izinto ezihlekisayo – akukho ukusebenzisana okudingekayo.

Umdlalo oyinhloko ngokwawo uyadlaliseka usebenzisa igundane lakho kuphela, kepha uma ufuna okuhlangenwe nakho kwangempela ‘kwezandla mahhala,’ Qiniseka ukukhetha inketho yendaba. Ukuze kube lula kuwe, ngifaka izithombe-skrini ezimbalwa ukuze ubone ukuthi zinhle kangakanani ihluzo lapha: Lo akuwona umdlalo ongcono kunabo bonke ocansini owake wawubona?

Imidlalo ejwayelekile

Ngakho-ke eceleni kwembewu yokubulala kanye neminye imidlalo ye-premium (nginezibuyekezo ku-fister ne-xxx efakwe kuhlu, funda lezo ukuthola okuningi), unezinketho ezimbalwa ezijwayelekile ongazithola zikhanga. Lokhu kufaka phakathi i-pussycat yowesifazane, i-super sperman kanye nesondo lemali yokubiza kodwa abambalwa. Ngazama umfazi we-pussycat kuqala futhi yakhelwe kwinjini yobumbano – kuhle kakhulu uma ungibuza.

Umdlalo ngokushintshana ngegugu, elifana ne-candy crush, yize uthola izithombe eziningi ezilinganiselwe zomfazi wekati ezungeze umdlalo ngenkathi udlala. Kuhle kumnandi, kepha umculo uyacasula impela – ngiyabonga unkulunkulu banokuthola inketho yokuthi ungawuthulisa! Into yokuqala engiyenzile lapha futhi ngincoma ukuthi nawe wenze okufanayo. Noma kunjalo, nasi isithombe-skrini sakho ongabheka ngaso. Yilokho ongalindela ukukubona lapho udlala i-pussycat woman.

Manje ezansi kwekhasi eliyisiqalo, uzobona izixhumanisi eziya kweminye imidlalo – uqaphele ukuthi lezi zigcinwe ngaphandle kwendawo, okusho ukuthi kuzodingeka ubhalisele insizakalo yeqembu lesithathu uma ufuna ukuyidlala.

Angikuthandanga konke lokhu kangako ngoba kuyizikhangiso, kepha iningi lemidlalo engiyibonile laphaya ngiyibukezile ngaphambili (njengama- narcos xxx namantombazane we-Crystal ), ngakho-ke okungenani bayazi ukuthi bangazikhetha kanjani izihloko ezinhle. Isihogo, mhlawumbe baze babheka nomnu. Uhlu lwe-porn geek lwemidlalo engcono kakhulu yokuthola umbono walokho okufanele bakubeke lapho!

Amanye amavidiyo ama-porn angaphezulu mahhala

Ngamangala impela ukubona ukuthi i-hub yokungena ye-gamer inengxenye yevidiyo ephelele ngeziqeshana zabantu abadala ukuze ujabulele – lokhu kuhlinzekwa mahhala ngokuphelele. Manje ngiyazi ukuthi ucabangani: “oh, kupholile. Banamavidiyo ayi-100, lawo azoshesha asheshe”, kepha kuthiwani uma ngikutshele ukuthi ukuqoqwa kwamavidiyo we-gamer hubs ‘kufinyelele ngaphezu kokulayisha okungafani nama-53,000?

Kuyiqiniso ngokuphelele, futhi – kunamakhasi wokugcina ezinqolobane angama-1,682 lapha futhi ngalinye linamavidiyo angama-32, usizo oluncane oluvela kumshini wokubala lukunika inombolo eyodwa enkulu eqinisekisa ukuthi awusoze waphelelwa ama-video we-porn we-premium noma ngabe ufuna kangakanani ukujabulela!

Akufanele ngikhohlwe ukusho ukuthi unamaphrofayili we-pornstar lapha nawo, ngakho-ke uma kukhona imodeli ethile oyithandayo ukubuka ukuthatha iqhude noma ukudla ipussy, hamba uye endaweni eyi-pornstars bese ukhetha kuma-Starlet ukuvula zonke zawo amavidiyo kusayithi!

Amagama afakwe lapha afaka ukuthandwa kwegatsha le-alyssa, i-amy reid, i-eva angelina ne-christy mack – impela okuqinisekisiwe kwezinombolo ezincane ezingenacala ezithanda ukudonsa nokuncela usuku lonke. Ungasebenzisa futhi isici sokucinga ukuthola niches ahlukahlukene, izinsana kanye nemisebenzi futhi: Bacabange konke lapha kuhabhu lokufinyelela le-gamer!

Imicabango yami yokuvala nokuphawula

Ngithanda lokho ihabhu yokungena kwe-gamer okufanele inikeze ngakho futhi ngicabanga ukuthi kufanelekile ukubhekisisa, kepha kufanele ngigcizelele ukuthi iningi lemidlalo lapha lisuse izandla impela. Abahlali nje ukuthi bayancintisana noma kunzima: Ngiyazi ukuthi iningi labesilisa alinandaba nokuba nenselele, ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi kubalulekile ukukwazisa ukuthi izindawo ezifana ne-nutaku kungenzeka zikunikeze isihlakala esithe xaxa ngebhande lakho.

Okusho ukuthi, uma ungumuntu othanda ukumane nje ushaye ubukele amavidiyo we-cinema futhi izindaba zidlala phambi kwakho, ihabhu lokungena kwe-gamer akuyona indawo embi yokuthola izandla zakho kokuhle umdlalo we-xxx.

Unikeze ukufinyelela kwebhonasi kwamavidiyo angama-50, 000, izihloko zeprimiyamu zongezwa njalo ngenyanga nekhwalithi ephezulu yemidwebo yemidlalo eminingi enikezwe yile ndawo,

Ngingasho ngokuzethemba ukuthi inqwaba yabafundi bami lapha ku-mr. Ama-porn geek azokujabulela lokho akuthola ngaphakathi esikhungweni sokufinyelela i-gamer. Akuyona indawo enkulu kunazo zonke uma ngithembekile ngokuphelele, kodwa ngokwemibandela yehluzo, akukho okusondela. Nakanjani hlola le ndawo ukuthi unaso isikhathi – angikuboni ukuthi udumele.

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