MasalaSeen

Mr. Porn Geek visits MasalaSeen

When I’m looking for pornography online, there are so many niches that I come across, it’s often difficult to review all of the different preferences that folks out there have. Today, I’ll be looking at a spot called MasalaSeen, which focuses its efforts on porn involving babes from India, the Middle East and other related countries. No matter what your dark-skinned preference is, I think it’s probably a good idea to look at MasalaSeen as they could very well have some adult material for us to enjoy. If you want the full story, read below and I’ll give it to you – Mr. Porn Geek does not fuck around when it comes to reviewing Indian porn video destinations!

The homepage of MasalaSeen

The homepage here is a pretty standard design for a tube with the majority of the screen real estate dominated by preview panes of material available at Masala Seen. These are sorted by the date they were added, but you can switch them over to view count, comments and like quantity if you so desire. While the date option is nice, I think that most people get optimal use from looking at the likes and views – those tend to reflect what the general population is jerking off over and will yield you a better average quality upload than what’s freshest.

The preview panes on MasalaSeen are constructed of two thumbnails from the video stitched together, a length indicator and title. I don’t might care for the doubling up of thumbnails – not sure where they got that idea from, but there’s a reason literally no other tube website out there does it: it looks like trash. As you scroll down the page, you’ll find a pagination bar that takes you through just over 620 pages of archived smut. This means you’ll have 18,000+ Indian porn clips and Desi uploads to wank off over: pretty fucking epic if you ask me. Below the video embed area there’s a section for free porn photos, but it seems like you get just one gallery and that was put online over a year ago. I wouldn’t bother clicking that if I were you.

Categories at Masala Seen

On the left-hand side of MasalaSeen, you’ll see a quick category block for different types of porn here that relate to ethnicity. Your options include Indian, Pakistani, Sri Lankan and Arab. Indian is by far the front runner in terms of quantity, with Desi coming in just behind. To be honest with you I thought that Desi was interchangeable with Indian and countries immediately surrounding it: maybe I’m wrong on that, or maybe MasalaSeen just hedges its bets when it cannot confirm exactly what country a video it’s sourced is from. Note that there is a ‘category’ link at the top of the website, but this will just show you the country options and nothing else. This is a massive shame, because it’s difficult to actually find a niche you’re interested in easily. Videos rarely have descriptions but what I did notice was that there are actually tags here – the link is just right at the bottom of the site!

Okay, so now I’ve found what I would typically call ‘categories’ in the ‘tags’ area of MasalaSeen, things are a little better. Only slightly though, since this place is an absolute fucking mess to say the very least. The problem with MasalaSeen’s tags is that there is no separation or organization here – everything is all over the place and they’ve made no attempt to keep things neat and tidy. What do I mean, exactly? Well, if you click the tags link, you’ll be shown around a thousand tags in total – way too many. You’ll find some good ones such as teen, lesbian, dildo and handjob, but 90% of them are stuff you’d never click on. Stuff like guy records, having bath, girl boob and lusty. Very strange stuff – things should be tidied up here if they want any respect from Mr. Porn Geek.

Exploring content at MasalaSeen

Since a lot of the porn here comes from India and associated countries, you’re going to have a pretty difficult time finding anything that looks even remotely professional. Almost all of the material has an amateur vibe to it, but if you’re looking for Indian porn, I think you know that it just comes with the territory. This sourcing can also lead to issues with quality in a subjective fashion too, such as camera angles, lighting and so on. The biggest problem is that a lot of the time, the Indians in these skin flicks have absolutely no idea how to actually fuck! If only they contacted Mr. Porn Geek ahead of time for a few pointers before they decided to show off their bodies in front of a lens. I’d have kicked their asses into gear and prepared them for the real world. I’m a good person like that, believe it or not.

Changes for MasalaSeen

I’d like to see MasalaSeen redesign the website and work a little on titles. Lots of them begin with ‘Today Exclusive-‘, which is totally useless information 24 hours after the video has been uploaded. They also seriously need to work on their tags system and find a better solution for advertising because right now, the experience is grim.

A conclusion on MasalaSeen

I think that’s everything I want to cover here – thank you so much for reading my review and I hope you learned a thing or two about MasalaSeen. My honest opinion on this place is that given the lack of competition when it comes to Indian destinations, it might be worth checking out. If this place dealt with Western-style porn, it’d be a hard pass, but with so few alternative options, lovers of Indian sex videos might want to give it a try. Sure, it’s not perfect, but the Desi porn world is hardly developed enough for folks like me to argue with what is actually available.

Thanks for reading – now go jerk off to this Indian porn before you lose your semi!