God of War Porn Game Review

God of War Porn Game

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God of War Sex Game – my review

Hey gang, it’s Mr. Porn Geek here – you know who that is, right? Only the best damn review artist there is on  the Internet if you’re the type of person that wants to jerk off over top quality gaming goodness! As you probably know, I’m a bit of an expert when it comes to coming across the finest hubs for adult fun. In this review, I’m going to be paying a particularly enjoyable visit to a place called God of Whores – as the name might imply, it’s a parody gaming release based on the God of War franchise. So, with that in mind, let’s go ahead and try this one out for size, shall we?

First thoughts on God of Whores

When you get inside the God of Whores member’s area for the very first time, you’ll see that they have quite a modern approach to showing off their game. Currently the studio only has God of Whores to play, but they also have a few videos of unreleased titles they’re working on – all themed around the aesthetic and main character in God of War. I should mention early that you’re able to play God of Whores in your browser, although a standalone download version is offered for anyone that has a Windows 7, 8 and 10 PC. For our friends on Macs, you’ll be able to enjoy God of Whores through your browser, but no direct release has been provided for local storage.

I tried out God of Whores through my Chrome, Firefox and Opera browsers – all three had successful loading and none appeared to have any compatibility issues. God of Whores doesn’t use Flash and seems to support itself through the Unity engine – this means that it’ll be good to play for a long time to come. God of Whores runs real smooth and offers a high FPS for the browser edition too – something I’m not used to seeing on the Internet. I’d argue that for a lot of people out there, this is going to be a major selling point. How many top-quality porn browser games do you know that are capable of running at 60 FPS? Probably not too many!

God of Whores gameplay

So what exactly do you do in a God of War porn parody game? I like the fact that this release is very true to the original venture – you’re battling all the damn time and the God of Whores game even has a cool equipment upgrade feature, as well as a talent tree, so you can really play the game however you want. In addition to this, coins that you collect will give you the ability to hire hookers, buy new gear and stay at fancy inns when you’re in town. God of Whores has a pretty robust non-battle system which I found enjoyable – the sex here is great too. Lots of the female NPCs are drawn to you for your prowess in battle, but they’re also able to be swayed with charm and other traits you can build up by competing various missions. I can’t say for sure that every single NPC is able to be fucked, but it wouldn’t surprise me if that were the case.

The downsides of God of Whores

So what are the downsides of creating an account here? For me personally, I’d say that they could probably do with some bonus renders in the member’s area for people who just want to watch some God of Whores sex entertainment and not much else. I think everyone who plays this one is ultimately looking for top quality god of war sex scenes, right? I know that’s what I was expecting as a little extra: some nice god of war sex scene entertainment that I could jerk off over. At least offer some god of war nude images and the like – although the forums do have a doujinshi section which is packed with God of War rule 34 stuff, so that’s quite cool.

My final thoughts on God of War

So do I think that this is a good option for people who want a God of War 4 porn alternative? Does it deliver on the God of War XXX desires that everyone has? I think that if you do enjoy God of War Freya porn, this website is going to make you very happy indeed. So stop wasting your time playing bad God of War 3 sex games and instead, check out this place, it’s swinging and then some.

Review Pros
  • Great graphics
  • Regular updates
  • Can download
Review Cons
  • Only one game
  • Limited extras