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Mr. Porn Geek reviews Slap My GF

Howdy friends – I’m back yet again for another network review and today, I’ll be looking all over a destination called Slap My GF. Please note from the very start that while this might seem like a BDSM pleasure palace full of sexy videos, it’s actually a video game destination. If you’re not looking for adult games it might be a good idea to head elsewhere! If you are, however, in the market for playable titles which are made to make you cum, continue reading. Mr. Porn Geek is going to sign up and give you his direct, honest and thorough analysis of Slap My GF. Will it deliver? Will it fail? Read on: you’ll find out relatively soon!

First thoughts on Slap My GF

While the title might make you think that this is just a single title destination, it turns out that Slap My GF is actually a collection of around 30 different games. Slap My GF is a game in and of itself – released back in 2016 when the owners behind this project grew tired of no good games being out there. Today, Slap My GF’s collection has expanded for over a couple of dozen games and it doesn’t seem to be showing any signs of stopping. I’m going to be exhausted from playing every single one of these titles, so I think it’s better that I just take a pick of the litter and determine what the overall platform is like from my analysis there. As much as Mr. Porn Geek would like to spend a whole week jerking off to games from one studio, I’ve got a lot of work to do and I can’t exactly spend my days doing that! Anyway, let’s crack on with the review and see what’s going on.

Games on Slap My GF

Since the network is called SMGF, it seemed wise to go ahead and load up their flagship title. The latest patch for this release was in May of 2019 – they’ve added [Finished] to the title too, which makes me think that they’re pretty much done with this particular title. Oh, I think it’s also worth mentioning that all of the releases on Slap My GF are browser based – no download is required. They do actually have a localized client for all of the games which allows you to load them up without downloading, but it seems as if you still need an active Internet connection. Not the end of the world, but I figured I would let you know. Supported web browsers include Edge, Opera, Safari, Firefox and Chrome. I loaded up the games on my mobile and they seemed to work well too. People often neglect porn gaming on the go and when you’re in bed – definitely check that out if you get the chance.

Slap My GF: the graphics

I was really blown away by just how high quality the graphics were here on Slap My GF. They’ve gone above and beyond to deliver high quality visual delights in a resolution you’ve likely never seen before for an XXX title. Mr. Porn Geek has long been a fan of top-tier visual entertainment and the fully rendered, lifelike scenes here are incredible. It’s particularly good for the skin tones and style of sex they’ve gone for – girls are hot in this title and you can even fiddle around with the physics if you want to make the sex a little more crazy. Props to the gang over on Slap My GF: they’re doing god’s work and then some.

Customizing at Slap My GF

When you load the game up, you’ll be able to customize a number of different NPCs that you’ll find throughout the title. There are preselected girls and you even have the ability to download a line of code to share on the forums in order to give others access to your broads. The Slap My GF forums have a section for ‘pornstar’ renders too, where you can add the likes of Riley Reid, Lucy Doll, Adriana Chechik and more. There are around 60 sliders and buttons to fiddle with: it’s pretty cool just how much control you have over the visual appearance of the girls you’re going to be getting nasty with.

Exploring the bonuses at Slap My GF

Once you’re done playing all of the games here, you might want to venture on over to the ‘videos’ section. Mr. Porn Geek was really pleased to see that there are over 2,000 high quality, professional porn flicks that you can pick up completely free of charge.  Slap My GF’s porn video collection is only streaming, but the lack of download features is made up by the fact that you don’t have to pay for anything! Quality here ranges from 480p up to 1080p, with around 25% of the scenes offered in full 4K resolution. The sources are major production houses and studios you’ve probably seen before. Nothing is exclusive to the project, so I guess that’s why you’re not allowed to download anything to your own computer.

As mentioned, Slap My GF does have a forum section, as well as a Discord server that you might want to join in order to talk to other people about the project, porn, XXX gaming in general and more. The server currently has just over 8,200 members, so pretty damn busy, all things considered.

My conclusion on Slap My GF

That’s pretty much all Mr. Porn Geek has to say on the topic of Slap My GF. Would I recommend this for a porn-addicted gamer who wants to fuse his two passions together? Absolutely! I’ve not found many places out there on the Internet that deliver as well as Slap My GF does. They’ve gone above and beyond with their commitment to top-quality XXX games fun and it really does show. The bottom line here is that I really had a whale of a time inside and I believe you will too, particularly if you’re a BDSM-addicted gamer.

As always, I’d like to thank you for reading my review and I hope you have the best jerking session ever with help from Slap My GF!

Review Pros
  • Great quality sex
  • Amazing XXX renders
  • Free bonus videos
Review Cons
  • Average tour design
  • English only