Big Ass Games

Big Ass Games: fat booties on point

I think every man under the sun has thought, at some point, about whether or not he likes a good ass: I don’t think a single one has ever answered ‘no’. Today, Mr. Porn Geek is going to talk you on a gaming adventure that is focused purely on the pursuit of the female rear. We’re talking about Big Ass Games today, and from what I’ve seen thus far, it’s a cracking spot if you’re into hot bubble butts that’ll make you jizz all day and all night long. If you want the full Mr. Porn Geek opinion on this spot – continue to read below. I’ll tell you if BAG delivers or if it falls short of my expectations!

A good sized archive

Like a great ass, there’s plenty of quantity here: we’re looking at a total of 22 games, all of which are 100% exclusive to the BAG portal. They’ve been pretty strict about their release schedule too, with a new game added to the archive once every 6 weeks. This means that you get around 9 new playable experiences on a yearly basis, and by the time you read this, the number already available there has probably skyrocketed. Mr. Porn Geek also found out that these aren’t available anywhere else too – that’s great if you’ve tried a lot of spots and want to get a fresh load of great titles.

Graphical perfection

The graphics here really are one of the best parts about the whole experience: when you’ve got top quality booties going on display, you really have to make sure that they do the job correctly. Mr. Porn Geek noticed that the physics for a lot of the action was simply second to none – you’re going to watch those behinds bounce all over the place and never want to take a step back from the experience. Physics is hard to get right in games, but if you’re going to focus your whole portal on great butts, you better make sure that you’re pulling out all of the stops to make them as great as possible. Because of this, I’m willing to give BAG a high rating that you’ll likely realize is far above other spots – that’s because they’ve done what so many others have failed at. Lovers of asses are going to be so fucking horny once they get inside this place, that’s for sure!

Try BAG for free

Yup: that’s right. Big Ass Games is 100% free to play if you use my link and I must say, for what you get, it’s a hell of a deal. I’ve always thought that Path of Exile and League of Legends were great free titles: BAG is very much up there with those two dynamite releases! Anyway, that’s me done for today, thanks so much for reading and come by any time you need opinions on booty or games, or both! Peace and love, your boy Mr. Porn Geek.