Carmel Moore'S PROFILE

Carmel Moore is a posh bit of totty from East Sussex in England that clearly got drop-kicked through Essex before arriving in porn. Carmel is covered in fakery. She has fake tits that look to be a D cup, and the silicone is trying to escape out of her chest like she has just been stung by a bee. Only it wasn’t a bee, it was an alien, and that shit is trying to break through her chest and infect others. Her lips are as fake as her tits too. You know when someone has so much shit in their lips that when they talk it’s like they are chewing? Like they have to chew their words out because they cannot control their lips? That is precisely what it’s like watching Carmel Moore talking her posh bullshit in a porn scene.

Surely, though, Carmel can use these fake as hell assets to make a great porn scene? Surely this posh bird is excellent in the sack and must be one of the greatness blowjob masters in all of the UK? Meh! She does suck dick pretty well, to be fair to her. However, if we look at Rebecca More and her mates, they suck a dick like there is a worryingly short supply of dick left in the world. Carmel Moore is clearly sucking dick because someone behind the camera told her that it was time to suck the dick.

She has sex the same way. Sure, she is a blonde bombshell and looks bloody amazing in a porn scene. Still, she lacks that IT factor. I don’t think it is fair to keep comparing Carmel Moore to Rebecca More as Ms More is in a league of her own. She is one of the biggest sluts in the world and is bloody proud of it. However, when Carmel Moore has sex, it just looks like pretty standard sex. It is a shame because she has all of the fake assets to make it in the porn world and yet lacks the one thing you can’t fake, passion for sex!