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Ungahle uzibuze ukuthi igama lale webhusayithi lisho ukuthini – uzama ukuthola uhlu lwamagama alingana nesakhiwo sokuqala se-ORSM abonakala sengathi anakho. Inkinga ukuthi, le ndawo akuyona okokuqalwa kwakho konke – kumane nje kungukuqhafaza kwamagama okwezwi okumangazayo! Ngithathe isikhashana ukuthi ngiqhubeke nalokhu, kodwa manje sesikwazi, sinombono wokuthi yini okufanele siyilindele: Ukuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala okumangalisayo. Nokho, namuhla umsebenzi wami njengo Mnu.. Qhubeka ufunde kabanzi? Qhubeka phansi ngezansi futhi uMnu. Porn Geek uzokunikeza indaba ephelele.

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Ngiphawule ukuthi kuhlangene phakathi kwakho konke okokusebenza kwabantu abadala, i-ORSM inenqwaba yamahlaya, izindaba ezincane, izinkolelo-mbumbulu kanye nalolo hlobo lwento. Ngeke ngikwazi ukuthola ukuthi umbhali wale ndawo uzama ukwenzani, ngaphandle kokudala indawo enamadoda lapho ama-dude angazijabulisa khona ngaphandle kwabesifazane abangenayo indlela. Woza ucabange ngakho, mhlawumbe leyo yindlela engcono kakhulu engingaya ngayo phambili ngiyochaza lesi sakhiwo – umhume womuntu ku-Intanethi lapho abesifazane bengamenyiwe (ngaphandle kokuthi ngabe bikinis noma, mhlawumbe, banqunu ngokuphelele). Singamadoda futhi siyabukeka, ngakho-ke sizoba newebhusayithi yethu ngezindaba ezihlekisayo, izithombe zocansi eziningi nakho konke okuphakathi.

Ngezikhathi ezithile, uzobona ukuthi i-ORSM inendawo evimbela ividiyo enesihloko esithi 'I-ORSM Video' – ibukeka iyinqaba ukuthi laba bekungabanjelwa indawo lapho, cha? Bheka, ngiyazi ukuthi ufuna ukwenza izikhangiso zakho zibukeke sengathi ziyingxenye yemvelo yesipiliyoni sakho sokuphequlula iwebhu, kepha zama ukungadideki abantu kakhulu maqondana nokwenzekayo lapha. Siyayithanda lapho abasubathi bethu bekwazi ukwethemba iplatifomu yakho futhi bathola abakufunayo kukho: Okuqukethwe endaweni okugcinwe kuyo amantombazane enza into eyiyo phambi kwelensi. Imithombo yamavidiyo ekuqondisa kabusha ukuze ufaka ukuthandwa kwe-Crazy Shit, Phun ne-PornHub. Empeleni ngiqaphele ngemuva kwesikhashana ukuthi iziqeshana ezimbalwa lapha zigcinwe kumaseva we-ORSM: Kwenzekani lapho, ndoda? Angikwazi ukuthola ukuthi noma cha izinto ezivela eceleni noma zijabulele i-smut yangakini. Isikhathi sokumba ngokujula kancane, Mr. Porn Geek uyakholelwa.

Amavidiyo e-ORSM

Ngibonile ukuthi banamavidiyo ambalwa endawo lapha, engicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngiwamboze kuleli bhulokhi lokubuyekezwa. Ngenkathi ungacabanga ukuthi konke lokhu kuhlobene nabantu abadala, akulona iqiniso lelo – ngibone isiqeshana sendoda ethile sigawula isihlahla futhi icishe yabulala inkukhu lapho ilahla iketanga lakhe: Hee helo helo lokhu okwenziwa kuwebhusayithi yedamu, ndoda? Ziphi izigaxa! Ngokujabulisayo, ukulayisha okulandelayo engikuthathekile bekungowombhangqwana oshisayo oneseshini ye-fuck ekhishini – wawungamasekhondi angama-60 kuphela, kepha uma ufana nami (usheshe impela uma kuziwa ekufuneni i-nati enamafutha), lokhu kufanele kuzoba yinkinga enkulu ukuthi ungcindezela ingulube yakho ngaphezulu. Uthole namavidiyo ahlekisayo we-sexy lapha – izinto ongazithola ku-Instagram. Isibonelo esisodwa yile ntombazane emnyama ebomvu enesigqoko esidwetshiwe esifuna ukuhamba ibhulukwe igqoke ingubo yokubona. Uhlala njalo ubona iziqeshana ezinkulu zokuphanga ezinjengalezo zokuxhumana nomphakathi – kufanelana ngqo ne-vibe yobudoda ehlelwe yi-ORSM.

Imicabango yami yokugcina ku-ORSM

Empeleni kunzima kakhulu kimi ukwahlukanisa nokuchaza isipiliyoni esigcwele se-ORSM lapha. Njengoba sekusondele amashumi amabili eminyaka ukwenza into yabo, kunzima ukuza nakho ukukusho konke ngamagama ambalwa. Iseluleko sami ukuthi ngiqhubeke phambili futhi nihlole i-ORSM: Inengxube enhle ye-porn, amahlaya, amavidiyo ahlekisayo nezincomo zokuzijabulisa kwabantu abadala. Kungahle kungabi kuhle njengeplatifomu ye-porn kanye nobumnandi yepharadesi kaMnu., Kodwa kusondela kakhulu. Kulungile, yimi engenzelwe lokhu kubuyekezwa. Siyabonga ngokufunda futhi uqiniseke ukuthi uzophinda ulahle futhi nganoma yisiphi isikhathi lapho udinga izincomo ezintsha kumasayithi amahle kakhulu abantu abadala!