Am celebs amnandi kakhulu ngokweqile, kungani kufanele nginike idamane ukuthi uthini?

Kanti angithandi ukuyivuma kubantu abaningi, ngizonazi nonke ukuthi kujule ngaphakathi, futhi yize ngithanda ukugxila kakhulu ekubuyekezeni amasayithi we-porn wamahhala , bekufanele ngenze lokhu ngaphandle. Ngiyimfihlo yabalandeli bamabhulogi osaziwayo futhi ngumbuso wokuzijabulisa. Ngiyazi – akulungile, kungcolile futhi ngizwa kabi ngakho, kepha ukufunda ezinye zezinhlebo zakamuva ze-hollywood yikhona nje engithanda ukukwenza lapho sengikhiphe i-ipad embhedeni futhi ngizizwa ngingenzi lutho ngokukhethekile.

Akukho lutho olugculisayo njengokufuna impilo kothile ocebile futhi odumile, ikakhulukazi uma itiye eliphathelene nabo limnandi kakhulu. Ayikho indawo engcono yokuthola leli teyi elishisayo le-piping kunalezi zingosi zebhulogi! Ngenxa yokuthi umfana wakho mr. I-porn geek ichithe isikhathi eside kangaka ifuna amabhlogi wosaziwayo abahamba phambili, ngithole ukuthi kuwumqondo omuhle ukunikela ngendawo ethile endaweni yami. Kalula nje, leli khasi limayelana namabhulogi aphezulu osaziwayo, izinsiza ze-celeb ezinqunu namasayithi ahlobene azokusa esigabeni esisha senjabulo. Ngiphinde ngasho ukuthi wonke amabhulogi abhalwe lapha ahlolwe kahle ukuze aqinisekise ukuthi kuphephile yini ukuthi ungabhekabheka? Wamukelekile.

Mayiyeke ibuye, isikhathi sokudalwa kwamabhulogi amahlebezi sesihambile

Kahle, thinta ikhefu lakho. Uma okushoyo kuyiqiniso khona-ke i-tmz nayo izohamba ihambile, kunjalo kodwa lokho akusho ukuthi kusenesifiso esikhulu sokudla inhlebo yosaziwayo. Empeleni, imboni yezindaba zosaziwayo imboni yamadola ayizigidigidi ngoba sonke sithanda kakhulu abantu abadumile futhi asikwazi ukubenele ngabo nayo yonke idrama yabo. Ngakho-ke ndoda yami, angazi ukuthi kungani ucabanga ukuthi amasayithi okuhleba osaziwayo afile kodwa ayaphila futhi ayachuma futhi uhlu lwami ngezansi lukhombisa ukuthi iziphi ezingcono kakhulu kuzo zonke izindaba ezihluphayo emhlabeni we-celeb. Futhi, uma ungakholelwa kwizwi engibhalile lapha, zibuze ukuthi iziphi izindawo abantu abavakashela zona kuqala lapho kuqhuma ithiphu yocansi ye-celeb – kunjalo, baya kumabhulogi wezindaba wosaziwayo!

Nguyena mr. I-porn geek noma umane nje ungijenga nge-chain yami?

Ngingahle ngiqhekeze amabhola akho njalo manje futhi maqondana ne-shit kodwa angikaze ngijabule nge-chain yakho uma kukhulunywa ngokuhleba koceleb. Manje, ukuze wazi nje, akuzona zonke izingosi zabasakazi abahlebezwe ezibalwe lapha ezine-pics nama-vids futhi yebo, abanye babo banezithombe ezihlolwe kodwa abambalwa babo bakubeka konke ngaphandle kokubhalwe phansi ngokuphelele. Empeleni, ezinye izingosi zezindaba zosaziwayo manje zinikeza zombili izinhlobo zezithombe ezihloliwe futhi ezingafundiwe kodwa empeleni lokhu okugcina kuvame ukufihlwa ngemuva kohlobo oluthile lokugoqwa ngesixwayiso esinamandla sokuqhafaza ukuze uqhafaze phambili ngobungozi bakho. Bayinqwaba enhle, akunjalo? Kuze kube namuhla angikaze ngibone umuntu olimele kusuka ku-ogling slip nip noma i-crotch.

Uthole ukunakwa kwami manje ndoda, manje ngikhombise leyo video ye-kim kardashian ibanjwa njengofebayo!

Bamba amahhashi akho bro. Okokuqala, ingabe kanye kanye nentshonalanga uyazi ukuthi ufuna i-kim k ne-ray j fucking video? Ngidlala indoda nje, anginendaba ukuthi u-Kanye ucabangani. Uma ufuna i-kim kardashian ibe ngaphezulu noma yenze ukuthi ukungena kwayo kubhujiswe yi-monster black dick ke yebo, ezinye zalezi zingosi zokuhleba kosaziwayo ukubheja kwakho okuhle kakhulu ngalokhu. Unentshisekelo yokuthi paris hilton ishaqekile noma amanye ama-selfies ebhishi athathwe yi-instagram esishisayo? Amabhulogi aphambili osaziwayo lapha yilokho okudingayo.

Baba ngisho nezingosi zokuxhumana ongakaze uzwe ngazo! Ngeke ukholwe ukuthi zingaki amantombazane engikwaziyo ngoba nje zikhetha ukungabi nqunu kwezokuxhumana bese kuthi lezo zithombe ziposelwe kumabhulogi. Sawubona, uma ngabe le ndlela bafuna ukuthola imizuzu yabo engu-15 wodumo, ngijabule kakhulu ukusiza ngokubanika ukubukwa. Kufanele futhi ngisho lapha ukuthi la mabhulogi angumthombo omuhle kakhulu wokuthola amaphuphu ashisayo ku-bikinis! Angidonsi punches futhi kuphela okuhle kakhulu okuzovela, ngakho-ke yeka ukusondelana kakhulu namasayithi ancelayo lapho kunokubukeza okuningi kwekhwalithi ephezulu ongakufunda lapha ku-porn osaziwayo, ama-nlies, ama-nipslips kanye nama-niches ahlobene.

Njengoba ngivume ngaphambili, inhlebo ye-celeb iyinjabulo yami enecala ngakho-ke ngikholelwe lapho ngithi ngivakashele amasayithi ezindaba wosaziwayo manje ukuthi yini udoti nokuthi yini isikhathi sakho. Ngifaka umsebenzi onzima futhi ngidlula ngethani lokudla okuyi-junk ukuze ungadingi. Qhubeka futhi ujabulele – uzobe ungibonga kamuva lapho uthola izandla zakho ezintweni ezinhle kakhulu zosaziwayo ezizungezile.

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