Brians Page Review

Yini i-Brian Page?

I-Brian Page iyisayithi elincane elingajwayelekile le-porn elishiyelwa ekhoneni lalo elincanyana lewebhusayithi ngethemba lokuthi alitholakali ngabantu abaningi kakhulu ukuze sonke sikwazi ukugwema umphakathi obheke phansi ongaphansi usinikeze ama-porn nerds. I-Brian Page imayelana nokugqilazwa kuma-TV, ama-movie, amamagazini nokuningi. Kuzwakala kungenangozi kangako futhi iningi lalesi siza se-porn alinangozi, isixuku nje sabantu sikhomba abanye abantu endleleni efanele yokugqilazwa okuthile kumafilimu nezinto. Noma kunjalo, kuhlale kunephimbo lokudabukisa uma kuziwa ebugqilini, futhi uma usesha isikhathi eside ngokwanele ku-BrianPage, uzokuthola! Masikuthole lokhu kubuyekezwa, futhi ngeshwa, kufanele kuqale phansi.

Umklamo oshaqisayo weBrian Page

I-Brian Page ibukeka sengathi yenziwa ngopende ngenkathi ama-VCR eseyindlela engcono kakhulu yokubuka imovie yakho eqashiwe nesikhwama se-popcorn efihla ibhonasi yakho engenakugwenywa ngenxa yesehlakalo esincane sokugqilazwa ku-movie oyiqashile. Lokhu kungenzeka ngoba iBrian Page yayakhiwe ngopende ngenkathi ama-VCR ayindlela evumelekile yokubuka i-movie yakho eqashiwe! Ikhasi le-Brian libhalwe ngomqondo wonke wale sayithi yenkundla yezithombe zocansi.

Umphakathi ekhasini le-Brian

Umphakathi oseBrian Page ubukeka njengabantu abahle. Basizana ngokuthola izigcawu zokugqilazwa ngama-movie ajwayelekile nemibukiso ye-TV, okuyinto enhle. Enye yezinto eyenzeka ebugqilini engayithola ku-Brian Page yayingeyinye evela kumshayeli omusha weBat Woman owayefaka inkanyezi uRuby Rose, ocwilisa izandla zakhe ngemuva. Ngakwesokudla, umphakathi oku-Brian Page uyazi ukuthi kufanelekile njengama-Games of Thrones, akunjalo? Abantu bafika banqunu futhi babe ngama-shit kulowo mbukiso, futhi ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi kunobulili obuyinqaba oboniswe kulowo mbukiso! Lesi yisikhathi sezinto zobunqunu nezimfashini ezi-sexy ku-TV nakumamuvi ngakho-ke kungani abantu besakhuluma ngoRuby Rose ukuthola izandla zakhe zikhuzwa ngemuva kwakhe lapho eke wenza khona ama-gnarlier shit kuma-movie amaningi akwenzile? Hlupheka!

Imicabango yokugcina kaGeek ekhasini leBrian

Angifuni kink-lihlazo noma ngubani lapha, kodwa iBrian Page ibukeka nje iyisayithi le-porn elihlala esikhathini esidlule. Lapho i-porn kwakungelula ukumbamba, ngangibona ukuthi kungani i-Brian Page ibingaba indawo enhle yobumnandi be-porn, kepha manje, hhayi kangako! Kunezithenjwa zocansi nobunqunu kuma-TV nama-movie ajwayelekile manje, ngakho-ke kungani ugxila ezigcawini lapho kwenzeka lutho nje? Impela lokho akunakukuthola ukuswayipha kwakho k Pee-pee, akunjalo? Ngiyavuma, mhlawumbe ngiyindlela yokuzivikela kulolu hlobo lwe-shit manje, ngemuva kwakho konke, ngibukeza izingosi ze-porn zokwenza impilo e-fucking, kepha i-Brian Page yayihlaselwa kakhulu futhi ingikhumbula!