YaoiHavenReborn

What is YaoiHavenReborn?

YaoiHavenReborn is a site about cartoon porn, with a strong hentai vibe about it. I dunno who draws the stuff or whether it is the same person drawing everything. No fucking idea, dunno if it matters or not either. I am not the biggest fan of hentai comics; they don’t really tickle my pickle, to be honest. However, I have reviewed shed loads of hentai porn sites, so I know what makes a awesome hentai site and what makes a awful one. I ain’t going to spoil which this porn site is just yet, but you get some subtle hints as we work our way through this review, dear reader.

So, is YaoiHavenReborn any good at all? Or is YaoiHavenReborn destined to be erased from time by my big eraser (get it? Cos it’s loads of comics, funny shit). Well, the only way I know how to find this shit out is by reviewing stuff. So, let’s just get the fuck on with it, shall we?

The design on YaoiHavenReborn

I thought that the design of YaoiHavenReborn was shit when I first got on the site. However, the look of thissite has grown on me a bit since exploring it. It is as basic as you can get for the design of a porn site, but it is just acceptable enough to be passable. I will say that for a site that appears to have a fuck load of shit on it that would take up a butt load of memory, YaoiHavenReborn runs and responses pretty quickly. I don’t know how much space a comic book would take up on a site, but if we said a bit (not a byte, a bit, just a bit), that would be fair. So, if you have a bit of data here and there the site ain’t gonna run slow at all. However, there are thousands of comics on YaoiHavenReborn from the looks of it, so the fact that it is as responsive as it is is impressive.

Yeah, the design of YaoiHavenReborn has won me over. I’m not sure how, though, I have slated sites with designs better than this before. You’re on thin ice YaoiHavenReborn, so don’t go about and changing shit too much, I can always take the design scores off, don’t fuck with me, I’m always watch!

The comics on YaoiHavenReborn

Right, as I said, I ain’t a huge fan of hentai by any stretch of the imagination. However, I have seen enough of this shit now that I can tell which is good and which is shit. Plus, I can use my eyes to judge this shit. So many little hentai cunts think that people on the outside of their little cunt of a circle can’t determine what hentai porn is good and what is bad. Well, most of us have eyes and can tell whether we like hentai comics or not so shut the fuck up and go back to class you spotty little shit cunt. Sorry, that was about Dave, my mate, he’s a hentai cunt and a general cunt.

Anyway, the hentai comics on YaoiHavenReborn aren’t that great, to be honest. I have read through a few so far and have some notes. First, the drawings are pretty nicely done, all of the cartoons look really good, the drawn ladies look hot and all that. However, my issue with these hentai comics (the ones that I have seen) is that the sex doesn’t happen for ages. Literally, in one case, the sex happens on the last page of the comic. I mean, I thought hentai was supposed to be porn but drawn? So, just draw a porn scene. Why am I waiting for drawings to fuck for over 20 pages? It doesn’t make sense.

Also, something that drove me mental about the comics on YaoiHavenReborn was that you had to scroll down the page to look at the next page of the comic. Most hentai comic sites make the comics feel like a real book or something. YaoiHavenReborn decided to fuck this right out of the window and instead just make you scroll like the little fucking virgin you are if you read hentai porn.

The membership push on YaoiHavenReborn

I know that sites like YaoiHavenReborn need members to survive, I get it, but the entire top of the website is focused on gaining membership for their Pateron and their memberships. I have checked the Pateron and YaoiHavenReborn is getting just over $200 a month from that, no clue what they are getting from memberships, but surely it is enough to put this shit to the side somewhere. You know, just have it at the bottom of the comics and shit like that. There’s no need to bombard cunts coming to your site with shit begging for money. Take a chill pill YaoiHavenReborn, if people like your shit, they’ll donate. If not many people are donating, you may be able to figure out why from that last sentence.

The Geek’s final thoughts on YaoiHavenReborn

I have reviewed far better hentai sites than this one. One hentai site I reviewed a while ago was getting $2,000 a month on Pateron and had a cracking website with loads of naughty cartoons on it. I feel that YaoiHavenReborn are about three years behind that one. You know, YaoiHavenReborn has a great base, they are already making money, and their drawing skills are great, but they are still a bit green in the hentai world, maybe. I could be totally wrong, but they definitely aren’t on the same level as some other hentai porn sites out there. Having said that, if you love hentai porn and want to support YaoiHavenReborn check em out and consider donating, you could donate to worst places, like here!