TeenSnow

Where’s the snow TeenSnow?

I couldn’t find any snow on this site at all! That is my first gripe about this site. I know global warming is heating things up, but don’t call your website www.TeenSnow.com if you aren’t going to provide anything blow or ice-related. I feel like this lack of business is foreshadowing the shit to come on this site but we shall continue.

As you may guess, this site is all about teen pussies getting slammed by various cocks. Some of these cocks belong to their alleged stepbrothers, stepdads, and some other random men that just fancy having a fuck with a sexy lady. So far, so good. I don’t mind teen porn, a lot of the girls are not experienced enough to be sucking cock and eating pussy on film, but some of them are filthy as fuck! However, what are the teens on this site like? Is this the best teen porn site ever? Or should this site go back to college, get a degree, and actually get a proper job rather than on film? Let’s find the fuck out!

The Design of TeenSnow

How many free porn teen sites with this shocking design exist in the world? Fuck me, this design is bad! TeenSnow has a blue background and a fuck load of thumbnails, that is pretty much it. Even though this site has the most basic bitch design ever, it is still offensive! How the fuck can you be expected to focus on porn with such a shit design!

This basic design kills the porn, in my opinion. There are eight-year-old kids that could make a better site than this is their fucking dreams! I am not suggesting that TeenSnow gets a kid to make their site, but it would definitely look better than the cunt of a thing I am looking at right now.

I couldn’t even find the search bar of the site because there is none. You will get no search results because of that. You can’t order the collection based on information such as the day of release, popularity, views, or length. The teen porn videos are simply given to you on a front page where you’re supposed to scroll and make your selection based on the thumbnails they provide. They have titles but are only available in a popup box once you scroll over the thumbnail of a video. The header menu of the site is featuring only three pages you can access. Besides the front page, you get buttons for “Hottest Teens This Month” and “Hottest Of The Week”. But it’s clear that none of these tops are up to date. To this day the site is featuring porn that’s older than at least five years. And the overall site looks like it’s from back in the early 2000s. On top of that, some of the thumbnails are in fact just ads, which will take you to similar sites, one of them being MILFMovs.

Is TeenSnow a part of another site?

Interestingly, every video on TeenSnow links to the URL to some of the best free porn videos Xvideos, another site that is pretty good. This is interesting because I’ve found shit sites like this doing this in the past. I suspect that all these shit little porn sites have been made by Xvideos to try and draw people to their website. Since this site is so lame, once you’re on Xvideos, you will most likely stay there. If this is the case, it’d explain why this platform is so shockingly bad. It was made quickly with no thought about page design or navigation at all.

TeenSnow could also be a fan-made site. Someone could be a huge fan of Xvideos and has decided to pay them some respect or try his hand at adult wembastering. If this is the case, I could give this site a credit or two for trying, but they should try a bit harder! On the other hand, this platform could also be someone stealing from other sites. This happens all the time, but usually, the pron site is far better than this sack of shit. Whoever made this site seems to have built it up and then gave absolutely no fucks about it for years.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but I can tell you that the site is shit, the porn isn’t too bad, but the design, layout and thumbnails are shocking. I don’t really want to spend much time on this site, I feel my bollocks going deeper inside of me every second I am here!

TeenSnow.com Might Just Be A Funnel For xVideos

TeenSnow doesn’t actually have any porn on it. Instead, the page is full of far too big thumbnails. These thumbnails, although massive, don’t make it too easy to look at the porn. There are no previews when you hover over the thumbnail, there is just a screenshot of the video to help you decide what porn scene you want to watch. When you click on this screenshot, the site sends you straight to Xvideos and the video loads. All of the porn linked here is under 10 minutes, and none of it is edited nicely. The porn just begins in the middle of the scene and then randomly ends whenever the fuck Xvideos decides to end it.

If Xvideo has made this site to draw people to their main platform, they have fucked up. This site makes you want to run the fuck away from porn and never return! If you’re reading the porn review to find a site to jerk your jug to, go somewhere else, anywhere else. In fact, click on the porn review just above this one, it will be better, I promise! But again, I don’t think you can expect great quality from a site that doesn’t make you pay any money.

What Kind Of Porn Do They Promote?

All right, let’s break down the collection of Teen Snow since we’re here. I don’t like badmouthing porn sites, and I don’t want this review to sound like I have a personal problem with this site. First of all, the entire collection is coming with premium features. I did find some good teen porn stars in this mess of a collection. Even though every video links to xVideos, I did watch some movies in this way. Most porn is coming from teen porn sites that were popular back in the late 2000s and early 2010s. Within this collection, I have spotted the logos of sites like TeenLustHD, Sweet Highs, Teeny Black, Innocent Lust, and My Baby Sitting Teens. There’s some hardcore content coming from We Punish Teens, which is featuring a BDSM vibe, with rough sex and merciless anal fucking. There’s also some East European porn on the site, featuring all those tiny Russian babes, the uninhibited Czech hotties, and a couple of Hungarians I believe based on their accent.

I must admit that some of the thumbnails on the front page actually look good. They knew how to bring forward the most popular teen porn stars and the kinks that are in trend. There are so many babes who are barely-legal looking. But on the other hand, I’ve also seen some curvier babes with big tits and great asses. I even came across some amateur teen porn on the site, but there is no special place where you can browse only the homemade porn because the site offers no order and organization within this library. Some of the amateur content is coming with teens who are getting fucked by their lovers and filmed in POV style. There’s also a small amount of cam sex with teen webcam models.

The site has a page counter right under the header menu. It features 17 pages and that’s it. With about 30 videos per page, that means a library of some 500 entries. Although the site looks like it’s from over 15 years ago, some of the links that I’ve clicked are in fact uploaded a day or two ago. That means the site has some kind of an algorithm that pushes new uploads from xVideos. So, this is more of a pornography traffic gimmick rather than an actual porn tube.

The Geeks final thoughts on TeenSnow

I do appreciate their optimism. Up in the corner of the page, you will find a big list of different languages in which the site is available and even a call to action that says “Add our website address to your favorites”. I would have also appreciated it if this site would have linked to URLs where you can watch long porn videos for free. But it just links to cuts and trailers.

Things could be done to improve the quality of this site. They could hire someone to choose great movies from xVideos by hand and turn the front page in some sort of a best-of selection. People tend to like getting a feed of great porn and they don’t care where the video is streamed. But until something like that happens, you will find other sites where you can watch teen porn.