AbsoluGirl

MrPornGeek checks out AbsoluGirl

AbsoluGirl is an almighty porn site. Shocking I know, but this site has got to have one of the largest collections of porn that I’ve come across in my travels. I cannot believe that such a porn collection exists on a pretty standard looking site. Now, calling the design of this site standard is a bit unfair of me. As we will discover, the design of this site may not look too good, but everything has a purpose and actually makes a lot of sense when you get to explore this site. So, let’s do just that, shall we, dear and sexy reader. Let’s plunge deep into the pussy of this site and see just how good it is? Having explored this site for a while now, I can tell ya that you’ll love it!

AbsoluGirl’s layout and design

As I just said, the design of AbsoluGirl may not look like it is up to much, but, in fact, this site has a very logical layout and design. So, the porn videos are nicely laid out on the right-hand side of the porn site. You can see all of the thumbnails very clearly. Plus, all of the thumbnails offer the preview feature. So, the porn videos thumbnails may be on the small side, but that’s fine because you can easily view what the porn is about.

We then come to the left-hand side of this site. On this side, you have loads of categories and pornstars. Now, this looks messy, there is no doubt about that, but the access to porn it gives you is fantastic. You can find loads of categories on this site and be whisked away to find your favourite porn instantly. If you are keen on watching one particular pornstar, look below the categories, and you’ll find a crapload of the most famous pornstars in the world. Click on one of them, and you’ll have access to that pornstar’s whole porn library. So, sure, the design is a bit messy, but it works bloody well for quickly filtering out the porn you aren’t keen on viewing that day and allows you to choose the best porn for your mood.

The porn on AbsoluGirl

Now we come to the porn. I have stated in the cons of this site review that many of the porn scenes are a bit short. A lot of the porn scenes on this site are under 10 minutes long. However, most of the porn on most porn sites are the same length as this so I can’t really complain too much. Also, AbsoluGirl has shit loads of long porn scenes too. Right now, I have about 12 porn scenes on the screen in front of me. Of those 12, five are longer than 10 minutes and most of these are longer than 25 minutes. You can’t complain too much about that shit, can ya.

I think the porn on AbsoluGirl is perfect if you fancy a quick work wank or you fancy getting fancy and want to take your time. You can choose a long porn scene, crack open a beer and enjoy yourself until your tissues are marked with the sign of dead babies. So, the fact that about 60% of the porn videos on AbsoluGirl are short is entirely acceptable. Actually, AbsoluGirl probably has one of the best ratios when it comes to the length of porn videos that I have seen!

The stuff I enjoyed about AbsoluGirl

I enjoyed a lot about AbsoluGirl, to be honest. I mean all of the porn I have watched has had very minimal ads, most of it has been at least HD too. However, what I liked most about this site are the categories and pornstars stuff that I hinted at earlier. To have that stuff right on the homepage of the site is really convenient. You can access some of the best pornstars in the world instantly. Plus, you can filter out porn that you don’t fancy watching right now with the categories too. I love that shit.

I love to have as many ways of filtering porn as possible on a site. The reason that I think the categories and pornstars directory works so well on AbsoluGirl is that you have instant access. But also, you can search through a good portion of the porn on the homepage before you get to the pornstar’s bit. So, you may find some good shit before you reach your pornstar of choice. So these porn categories being right there is handy and really clever of this site. Nicely bloody done AbsoluGirl!

Is AbsoluGirl worth checking out?

Hell yeah. I have been on AbsoluGirl for about an hour now. This site hasn’t slowed down, all of the porn I have watched has worked perfectly, with minimal ads and a lot of the porn is fantastic. AbsoluGirl has full-length porn scenes from some of the best pornstars in the world. Plus, you have quick access to these pornstars and all of the categories that they fit into as well.

When I first arrived on AbsoluGirl, I wasn’t too impressed with the way it looked. Still, I pressed on, and I was completely wrong about this site. While the left-hand side of this site does look a bit messy, it functions perfectly, and that is all that matters. So, is AbsoluGirl worth checking out? For sure! Whether you want a quick jerk of at work or you fancy taking your time with candles lit or some shit, you can do it on AbsoluGirl. Go and check out this site and see for yourself. It feels lovely, and the porn videos work amazingly well!