Lewd Ninja

Mnu. i-porn geek ivakashela i-ninja engcolile

Sanibonani bangane: NguMnu. I-porn geek lapha futhi yebo, ngibuyile futhi nokunye ukubuyekezwa kunkundla yokudlala. Ngicabanga ukuthi kuphephile ukusho ukuthi kulezi zinsuku, izwe lokudlala i-porn seliphenduke into abantu abaye bawela kuyo. Ngenkathi eshumini leminyaka edlule, lolu hlobo lwalulinganiselwe futhi lungenakho okuqukethwe okuningi, luyaphila kakhulu futhi luyakhahlela enkathini yesimanje. Yini inkinga ngalokho? Kimina, ngicabanga ukuthi konke kumayelana nekhwalithi – imidlalo eminingi emnandi laphaya ukuze abadlali badlale imidlalo! Noma kunjalo, ngikusho konke lokhu ngoba ngizobhala isibuyekezo esigcwele endaweni ebizwa ngokuthi i-lewd ninja – okusolakala ukuthi banemidlalo yabantu abadala kanye namahlaya angcono kakhulu ebhizinisini. Ingabe kuhle? Funda ngezansi ukuze uthole – ngizokutshela maduze nje!

Imibono yokuqala ku-ninja engcolile

Ngithanda iqiniso lokuthi ikhasi eliyisiqalo lapha linetimu emnandi yemodi emnyama – uma kuphakathi nobusuku futhi udlala ngenduku yakho, awufuni ngempela ukuphuphuthekiswa indawo yokubonisa emhlophe. Imidlalo ihlelwa ngokuzenzakalelayo ngokusekelwe ukuthi yengezwe nini kungobo yomlando – futhi inesigaba sokuthi amapeshi amasha awehla nini, futhi kubonakala sengathi enza umehluko phakathi kwale miqondo emibili. Empeleni ngiyavuma ukuthi uhlelo oluhle futhi ngike ngabona enye iwebhusayithi yemidlalo yocansi inganaki ukucabangela lezi zinto ezimbili ngazinye, esikhundleni salokho ngikhetha indlela 'entsha, umdlalo omusha' Eyenza ukubuyekezwa nokuhlaziywa kwezibuyekezo kudide kancane ukusho okungenani kakhulu.

Phezulu ekhasini banemidlalo efakiwe futhi njengoba uskrolela phansi, uzobona amanye amahlaya atholakala lapha. Amahlaya abonakala ehambisana nezigcawu zocansi ezipopayi ezi-3 – isitayela sesimanje esizama ukuhlekisa sisebenza ngezikhathi ezithile sonke esisazi futhi sithanda. Kufanele ngibeke iphuzu lapha ukuthi i-ninja engcolile empeleni ayidali noma yimiphi imidlalo yayo, amahlaya noma izithombe ezinyakazayo zocansi ezi-3d: Konke lokho kwenziwa abantu besithathu futhi esikhundleni salokho, umsebenzi wabo uwukuqoqa nokubhala lokho isivakashi esikufunayo. Angiqiniseki ukuthi banazo yini izilawuli zekhwalithi, kodwa ngaphandle nje kokuziba noma yini embi ngempela, ngicabanga ukuthi noma yini ehamba lapha, futhi ngokuyisisekelo bayanivumela ukuba ninqume ukuthi i-porn ikufanele yini noma cha.

Ukubuka imidlalo ye-ninja engcolile

Imidlalo iza nezinga elihloniphekile lolwazi olujwayelekile lwe-meta, izithombe-skrini ezimbalwa, izinguqulo zangaphambilini (ngikuthanda ngempela lokhu) futhi kunjalo, inqwaba yamathegi ukuze uqonde ukuthi yini le ozibandakanya nayo. Banikeza izixhumanisi zokulanda ezivela kubasingathi bezinkampani zangaphandle ngezintandokazi zami engizithandayo – i-mega – njengenketho. Ozokuthola ngokuvamile ukuthi bonke abanye abasingathi bazodinga ukuthi ukhokhe imali yanyanga zonke ukuze ufinyelele ukulanda futhi uthole ngisho negeyimu eyodwa, uzodinga ukukhwehlela imali. Mega njengomsingathi wenkampani yangaphandle ngokuvamile ikunikeza ukulanda okumbalwa ngaphambi kokudinga i-akhawunti futhi nalapho, bayaqhudelana namanani abo. Ngenxa ye-ninja engcolile isebenzisa laba basabalalisi bokuqukethwe bezinkampani zangaphandle, isivinini sishesha ngendlela emangalisayo – awusoze wavinjwa amaseva, kubeka kanjalo!

Mayelana nemidlalo ngokwekhwalithi nolwazi: Ngicabanga ukuthi igxile kakhulu kusitayela segeyimu yesimanjemanje, bese kuba yimakethe yasekhaya yase-japan enokuhumusha kwesiNgisi uma kufanele. Amanoveli amaningi abukwayo e-3d anesiqephu esihle sokulalana kwezihlobo – lokho kanye uMnu. I-porn geek ithanda!

Isiphetho nge-ninja engcolile

Bangane, ngibe nesikhathi esihle sokubuka le webhusayithi futhi ngokweqiniso, azikho izinto eziningi kakhulu engingazisho. Iza kuwe neqoqo lezihloko, ukufinyelela kuzo kulula futhi yebo – akukho okunye okuningi okudingeka kushiwo. Ngicabanga ukuthi lena inkundla enhle, noma ngingathandi ukuthi ikuphoqa kanjani ukuthi ukhubaze ukuvimba kwezikhangiso. Izindaba ezinhle ukuthi azikho izikhangiso eziningi, ngakho-ke uma kwenzeka izinto ezimbi zihamba, lokhu akukona ukuphulwa kwesivumelwano.