DesiJerk Review

Isibuyekezo se-desijerk – ake sibone ukuthi uzothola ini lapha…

Ngokweqiniso, ngokushesha nje lapho ufika ku-desijerk akukho lutho olukhanga noma olukhangayo ngayo. Akukho branding enhle, akukho sikhundla sokuncintisana, akukho muzwa wokuthi le webhusayithi ifuna ukholelwe ukuthi iyinsiza esezingeni eliphezulu. Uvele uphonswe kokuphakelayo kokuqukethwe bese utshelwa ukuthi ukwenze. Iphuzu elithathiwe. Lokhu akuklanyelwe ukukumangaza ngalokho okuyikho. Kunalokho, kukhulu, kukhulu futhi kuqhutshwa kakhulu yifilosofi eyodwa… Gcina lezo zandla eziskrola zihamba! Empeleni zonke izici zale webhusayithi kusukela ekuhlelekeni nasekwakhekeni (noma ukuntuleka kwayo ngamabomu) konke kubonakala kubuyela kulowo mgomo owodwa. Yonke into ihamba ngesivinini esikhulu kusukela ekuqaleni kuze kube sekupheleni. Ingabe ihambisana nokuqukethwe kwe-desi? Impela, futhi ngokwenza lokho empeleni kuveza uhlobo oluthile lobunikazi. Ngiqinisekile ukuthi bancike esidingweni sesifunda ukuthi amasayithi amakhulu e-tube angaphansi kwezigaba ezifana nomhlaba noma amazwe ngamazwe, kodwa ngizothatha engingakukuthola.

Okuqukethwe okutholakala kusayithi – okwangempela, okungahleliwe, okungahleliwe…

Lindela isikhathi sakho ku-desijerk sizizwe njengeloli yokulahla imfucuza egcwele izinto ezixubile lapho uhlela khona noma yini oyitholayo. Ngezinye izikhathi ungathola leyo vidiyo eyigugu engezwakali njengokulayishwa kwakho okuvamile futhi yilapho lapho i-desijerk inikeza khona inani. Akekho owaziyo ukuthi i-desijerk ihlola kanjani izithombe zocansi njengalaba bantu, futhi kunesidingo sangempela sokuqukethwe okungavuthiwe nokungakhiqizwanga kahle. Kodwa leyo ndlela efanayo yama-amateur yiyona egcina ikucasula nge-desijerk. Iziqeshana ziyathinteka kakhulu noma azikho. Uzothola ubukele ividiyo eyodwa ebukelwa ngokuphelele bese ubheka okulandelayo sengathi ilayishwe kwamanye amasayithi amane ngaphambi kokufika ku-desijerk futhi iphelelwe yikhwalithi okungenzeka ukuthi yayinayo. Kwiwebhusayithi ezizwa ingenandaba kakhulu nokuqukethwe ekushicilelayo, awunawo nhlobo umqondo wokulawula ikhwalithi. Ukuzulazula kanye nesipiliyoni somsebenzisi kuzwakala kakhulu… Kujule kakhulu? Njengokuthile okwenziwe ukuze bathi bakwenzile kunokuba bakutholele ngempela ukusetshenziswa. Isigaba kanye nokumaka umuzwa weskimu… Meh. Ukutholwa kuzwakala sengathi kuyisithutha. I-desijerk ayikwenzi uzizwe sengathi ikuqondisa noma kuphi. Ikulahla kuwebhusayithi futhi ikuvumela ukuthi uyithathe lapho. Kodwa yilokho kanye okushiwoyo. I-desijerk ifuna ukuthi uphequlule, hhayi ukusesha.

Ukulunguza ngaphansi kwekhava…

I-desijerk ayiveli ngempela njengewebhusayithi enkulu egxile kumkhiqizo. Eqinisweni ukuphequlula i-desijerk kungenze ngazizwa sengathi le webhusayithi yakhiwe cishe eduze kwethrafikhi kuphela. Izinhloso ezibalulekile zangempela zibonakala ziwukufaka okuqukethwe kulayishwe, ukugcina amakhasi egcwele kanye nokuqinisekisa ukuthi kuhlala kukhona okusha lapho umsebenzisi efika ekhasini lakhe lasekhaya. Akukho ubuntu kwiwebhusayithi. Awunawo umuzwa wokuthi ubani oqhuba umbukiso. Uhlobo luni lwezindinganiso zokulinganisela abazigcinayo (uma zikhona). Noma ukuthi bahlela ukuthatha izinto kuphi esikhathini esizayo. Kufana nokukhuluma nomuntu oyisithukuthezi ngempela. Akukho lutho lapho ongalubamba khona futhi wakhe ukwethembana. Impela, okwamanje mhlawumbe lokho akunandaba. Kodwa akuthathi isikhathi eside ukuthi omunye umdlali angene, ahlanze lezo zifiso futhi athathe imakethe ngesivunguvungu.

Nansi ingxenye eyesabekayo

Uma ubheka ukwethembana, yilapho i-desijerk iqala khona ukwesabisa. Akuyesabisi okwesabisayo, kodwa uthola engizama ukukusho. Ngewebhusayithi yalolu hlobo akubalulekile ukuthi izizwa kanjani ukuyisebenzisa kodwa kukhulu ngokuthi okuqukethwe kuvelaphi. Amavidiyo alayishwa kanjani? Avelaphi? Kwenzekani ngemuva kwezigcawu? Akukho nokukodwa kwalokho okusobala okubeka i-desijerk ngqo ezinkundleni ezimpunga zamawebhusayithi asebenza kakhulu ekulayishweni kwabasebenzisi noma okuqukethwe okususiwe. Qiniseka ukuthi umsebenzisi ojwayelekile ngeke akukhathalele lokho. Kodwa uma uthatha isinyathelo emuva ubheke isithombe esikhulu, ukwethemba amawebhusayithi angaziwa ngedatha yakho akuyona into okufanele sihlale phansi siyicele ngomusa…

Isinqumo se-desijerk – okulindelwe vs iqiniso

Bheka i-desijerk ayibonakali inendaba nokuthi ithandeka kubani. Iyazi ukuthi ihloselwe abantu abanjani futhi iyabalandela ngo-100%. Uma ungumuntu ofuna okuqukethwe kwe-desi ngqo futhi ungakhathazeki ngokuzulazula ku-amateurmountain™ ukuze ukuthole, kuzoba namavidiyo anele lapha ukuze uhlale umatasa. Kodwa-ke uma uhlehla ubheke i-desijerk ngombono wangaphandle, iyiwebhusayithi enecala lokugcwalisa amakhasi ngokuqukethwe kunokukhathalela ukuthi ivelaphi. Isivinini ngaphezu kwesakhiwo. Ubuningi ngaphezu kwekhwalithi. Ukusatshalaliswa kokuqukethwe ngaphezu kokwethenjwa kanye nophawu. Ungangiqondi kabi, akukho lutho olungalungile ngaleyo modeli yebhizinisi. Kodwa futhi ayivumeli lutho olungaphezu kwalokho.