Imidlalo yembongolo emikhulu

Imidlalo yezimbongolo ezinkulu: ama-fat booties on point

Ngicabanga ukuthi wonke umuntu ngaphansi kwelanga uye wacabanga, ngesikhathi esithile, mayelana nokuthi uyayithanda noma cha imbongolo enhle: Angicabangi ukuthi noyedwa owake waphendula ngokuthi 'cha'. Namuhla, Mnu. I-porn geek izokhuluma nawe ngomdlalo wokuzidela ogxile ekuphishekeleni owesifazane ongemuva. Sikhuluma ngemidlalo emikhulu yezimbongolo namuhla, futhi kusukela kulokhu engikubonile kuze kube manje, indawo eqhekekayo uma ubhekene nezinqenqema zebhamuza ezishisayo ezizokwenza uhleke imini yonke nobusuku bonke. Uma ufuna okugcwele uMnu. Umbono we-porn geek kule ndawo – qhubeka ufunde ngezansi. Ngizokutshela uma isikhwama siletha noma uma sihluleka kulokho engikulindele!

Ingobo yomlando enosayizi omuhle

Njengembongolo enkulu, kunenqwaba yobuningi lapha: Sibheka isamba semidlalo engu-22, yonke etholakala ngo-100% kuphela ku-portal yesikhwama. Baqine kakhulu ngeshejuli yabo yokukhishwa futhi, ngomdlalo omusha ongezwe kungobo yomlando kanye njalo emavikini angu-6. Lokhu kusho ukuthi uthola cishe okokuzizwisa okungu-9 okusha okudlalekayo minyaka yonke, futhi ngesikhathi ufunda lokhu, inombolo esivele itholakala lapho cishe isibe yenyuka kakhulu. Mnu. I-porn geek iphinde yathola ukuthi lezi azitholakali kwenye indawo futhi – lokho kuhle uma uzame izindawo eziningi futhi ufuna ukuthola umthwalo omusha wezihloko ezinhle.

Ukuphelela kwesithombe

Imifanekiso elapha ingenye yezingxenye ezihamba phambili mayelana nakho konke okwenzekayo: Uma unamabhuzu ekhwalithi ephezulu aboniswayo, kufanele ngempela uqiniseke ukuthi awenza umsebenzi ngendlela efanele. Mnu. I-porn geek yaqaphela ukuthi i-physics yesenzo esiningi yayimane nje ingeyesibili – uzobuka labo abangemuva begxuma yonke indawo futhi ungalokothi ufune ukuhlehla kokuhlangenwe nakho. I-physics kunzima ukuthola kahle emidlalweni, kodwa uma uzogxilisa yonke ingosi yakho ezinqeni ezinhle, kungcono wenze isiqiniseko sokuthi ukhipha zonke izitobhi ukuze uzenze zibe zinhle ngangokunokwenzeka. Ngenxa yalokhu, ngizimisele ukunikeza isikhwama isilinganiso esiphezulu ozobona ukuthi singaphezulu kakhulu kwezinye izindawo – lokho kungenxa yokuthi benze lokho abanye abaningi abahlulekile kukho. Abathandi bezimbongolo bazokhala kakhulu uma sebengenile kule ndawo, lokho kuyiqiniso!

Zama isikhwama mahhala

Yup: Kunjalo. Imidlalo emikhulu yezimbongolo imahhala engu-100% ukuyidlala uma usebenzisa isixhumanisi sami futhi kumele ngisho, ngalokho okutholayo, isihogo sedili. Bengihlale ngicabanga ukuthi indlela yokudingiswa kanye neligi yezinganekwane kwakuyizihloko ezinhle zamahhala: Isikhwama siphezulu kakhulu ngalokho kukhishwa kwe-dynamite emibili! Noma kunjalo, lokho ngikwenzile okwanamuhla, ngiyabonga kakhulu ngokufunda futhi uze nganoma yisiphi isikhathi lapho udinga imibono mayelana nempango noma imidlalo, noma kokubili! Ukuthula nothando, umfana wakho uMnu. I-porn geek.