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Mr. Porn Geek visits Sexy Fuck Games

As per usual, Mr. Porn Geek is back at it again with another review of a destination that’s focused on mixing the best of two things that men absolutely love: video games and porn. It should come as no surprise that a place called Sexy Fuck Games is supposed to seamlessly blend these two passions that men have and yeah, my job is to check out whether what’s hyped and promised ends up being delivered. SexyFuckGames.com is completely free to access, but not charging isn’t enough to get listed by Mr. Porn Geek – I want to know if you’ve got anything good to offer! After all, I give free massages to sexy Asian girls: doesn’t mean that there’s a line outside my door of ladies who want a rub.

Sexy Fuck Games: my first impressions

My standard review procedure has me hitting up the homepage of a website before doing anything else, so that’s where I started over on Sexy Fuck Games. Unsurprisingly, the large content area in the middle of the screen showcases a lot of the erotic titles you’re able to play, with some sidebars added for additional features and browsing options. The links on the right-hand side are all to external destinations, so I wouldn’t really focus on those, but the left-hand portion of the homepage has some decent internal links that you might find useful.

Firstly, you’ve got a page devoted to the sexiest games on the website: I don’t know if this is decided by the webmasters or some type of vote, but it seemed like the average quality was pretty damn stellar, all things considered. Next up, you’ve got some categories if you’re looking for very specific types of games. What genres are covered, you ask? Well I figure it’s worth mentioning the likes of hentai, RPG and Jessica Rabbit titles at the very least, although there are over a dozen different tags for you to pick and choose from. No matter what your taste, chances are that Sexy Fuck Games has at least some sort of game that you can be interested in.

Side notes on Sexy Fuck Games

Before I jump into going over some of the games, I do want to touch briefly on the meta experience here at Sexy Fuck Games. Firstly, the website is encrypted so your connection can’t be interrupted by a snooping third-party. Additionally, there are limited adverts on the websites – just a few sidebar banners and that’s it (they’re very clearly defined – something I support). The only real ‘problem’ I have is that the titles are a bit weird in terms of layout and when you put your muse cursor over the tits in the top-left hand corner, it plays an ‘oh baby’ sound that tells me this website’s design probably hasn’t changed in over a dozen years. Okay, that’s enough site stuff – let’s spend the second half of this review going over the games!

Fuck Ahri – Sexy Fuck Games

The first game I wanted to play is called Fuck Ahri and well, anyone who’s played League of Legends before probably knows that this is a dream release for mid-lane lovers who long for the nine-tailed fox. I’ll be honest with you: this is more of an animation than a game, but since it features a sexy LoL champion, I couldn’t help but include it in my review. It’s made by a third-party called Washa Animations and if you like what you see, be sure to check out their Patreon – they’ve got over 300 patrons, so I think that tells you all you need to know about this particular project.

Nakadashi – Sexy Fuck Games

Next up we’ve got a demo for Nakadashi: the full game is available on Eroges but honestly, this teaser is pretty damn good as a standalone product. Like most hentai dating simulators, your job is to try and get down and dirty with a pretty, youthful and sexually hungry girl. You’ll venture outside after a small introduction and the perfect weather means that you’ll likely have no issues finding a few holes to fill. You’ve got two choices at the start to pick from when it comes to where to go in order to find chicks: I picked venturing East (I mean, we’re in Asia, right?) and was surprised to find that the demo version has voice acting! It’s authentic Japanese actresses doing the talking too, so it feels about as authentic as a game like this can get. I eventually ended up chatting with a cute blonde babe called Erika and well, let’s just say that I’m just as charming in Japanese dating sims as I am in real life.

Strip Poker – Sexy Fuck Games

For my final game review, I played Strip Poker with Izabella which you can access yourself by clicking here. You start off with $250 and it functions like a mini pot-limit version of Texas Hold ‘Em. I was surprised to see that the game engine actually uses blinds – obviously developed by someone with at least a reasonable understanding of the game! Izabella isn’t exactly great at Poker (she flat called pre-flop with pocket Jacks) but the game isn’t made easy by any stretch of the imagination – just like the real game, you rarely get decent hole cards and when you do, Izabella’s not giving you the action you want. Still, you’ll eventually get her nude if you play for long enough: just don’t expect it to come easily.

Concluding my Sexy Fuck Games review

That’s pretty much it from me on this particular website: I found the games to be above-average quality and since they’re all free anyway, it’s not like I can complain. The design is a bit dated and there are adverts, but as far as I’m concerned that’s par for the course when it comes to browser-based porn games. Definitely consider visiting Sexy Fuck Games when you get a chance – I think you’ll likely enjoy what you come across.

Review Pros

  • Lots of games
  • Free to play
  • No popups

Review Cons

  • Some adverts
  • Dated design