RentMasseur

Checking out RentMasseur

RentMasseur is a place to find gay masseurs, I think. I have been exploring RentMasseur for a while now, and it has only shown me gay masseurs. This might be because I am a man (also, I have just come from reviewing a gay porn site) or that could be the only thing that RentMasseur offers. What a way to back yourself into a niche if this is the only type of masseurs that RentMasseur offers. Anyway, let’s take a look around this massage site and see what the fuck is up with it, shall we? I’ll be honest, I am still confused about this massage site, but I’ll get to that in a bit!

The design of RentMasseur

RentMasseur is a bit rough around the edges. You know when you see a screenshot of Instagram from eight years ago and have a chuckle to yourself about how modern you thought it looked back then? That is what RentMasseur looks like. It looks like the eight-year old Instagram, with slightly better styling options.

Despite the look of RentMasseur, the profiles on this site load quickly, as do the images and all of the information you need to pick out your masseur. So, the site is quite quick, it just looks a bit like an old school dating site or something. It would be cool if RentMasseur could update their site a bit, make it look a bit more modern perhaps. They are offering a service, after all, and a site needs to look trustworthy to have success doing that. I ain’t saying that RentMasseur is untrustworthy, but some people may think that it is.

The masseurs on RentMasseur

Right, all the masseurs on RentMasseur are gay, I think. I don’t have an issue with this, it is a fact. However, I am still trying to figure out if RentMasseur is a happy ending massage place or just a site that has gay masseurs on it. I have looked at a few of the profiles on RentMasseur and a lot of the guys are qualified masseurs with certificates and shit. That just confused me even more! Are these guys going to come to my house and give me a lovely massage that really relaxes me, or are they going to suck me off? RentMasseur help me understand your ways!

My final thoughts on RentMasseur

I am still not one bit closer to figuring out what the fuck RentMasseur is all about. There is a filter option for “erotic massages” so I guess that this site offers all kinds of massages from all types of gay guys. I still don’t know why RentMasseur decided to only go with gay guys on their site. Why not open this massage site up to everyone else? It seems like a bit of unnecessary pigeon-holing to me, but whatever. I think RentMasseur is pretty cool, a bit strange, but cool. Check out RentMasseur when you need a massage next!