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Checking out Rule 34 Animated

Rule 34 Animated looks to be a fantastic site full of some really naughty anime porn. From the moment I arrived on this site, I have been checking out the amazing anime porn videos on it, and I have to say that I am impressed. Now, I’m not the biggest amine porn lover out there, so I have no idea if there is a better anime site than this, but I certainly ain’t review it yet! So far, Rule 34 Animated is shaping up to be one of the most enjoyable porn sites I have been on for a long time.

However, that doesn’t mean that Rule 34 Animated is out of the woods yet. This site may still be a bag of dicks wrapped in a tuxedo and served cold. No idea what that meant, but I am running with it. So, is this site indeed a fancily dressed cold bag of cock or can it impressed me further? Well, dear, sexy reader, we better get on with reviewing this site and find out, hadn’t we?

The lovely design of Rule 34 Animated

I really enjoyed the design and styling of this site. It is a pretty basic design for a site, but that is fine. I hate porn sites where the porn isn’t centre stage, and so Rule34Anim has done a lovely job at creating a lovely style that puts the porn right at the forefront of the site. All you do is load up the site, and you can start browsing their porn, I like this.

Also, the backend (cheeky) of this site has worked great so far too. I have played about 20 porn videos so far on this porn, and none of them has buffered, the site has slowed down at all, nothing. This site just simply works, and it works well. Rule 34 Animated is a lovely place to be, nicely done Rule34Anim!

The incredible porn on Rule 34 Animated

Ah fuck me, now we’re getting to the good stuff! The porn on this anime site is really good. As I said, I ain’t an amine expert or nothing like that, but I know what gets my dick hard and my laptop is currently levitating off of my lap. That would be fine if I were at home, but the people in this coffee shop are looking at me like I am a fucking genie, a horny genie! Anyway, so there are loads of porn videos on this site and a lot of them are based on games and cartoons. So, you can find some amazing amine porn on here from fans of Overwatch, League of Legends, Lara Croft and loads more.

However, my favourite porn video on this site has to be the Star Wars one. Now, I ain’t seen many of the Star Wars films, but that Rey chick turns me on, as Rey and as the actress that plays her too (I don’t know her name, let’s call her Sally). So, Sally is expertly created in cartoon form in this porn video and then given the D hard! I liked that one a lot.

Something I will say about the porn videos on Rule 34 Animated that I don’t like at all, is that so far the longest porn video I have seen was five minutes long. However, that is practically a decade compared to the other porn videos on this site. Most of the porn videos on this site are a few seconds if you’re lucky. The Star Wars Sally one was about a minute and a half. While this is shit, and it is shit, I understand that these amine videos must take a dick load of work.

Things I would love Rule 34 Animated to add

Of course, you know I am going to ask Rule 34 Animated to add longer porn videos to their site. I know that these cartoon porn videos must take weeks to create and they are really fucking impressive, truly, they are some of the best amine porn I have seen. But I want more because I am selfish cunt that deserves it! I would love to see Rule 34 Animated add 10-minute porn videos to this porn site, but I know that is a lot to ask.

However, I think that Rule34Anim would benefit from adding longer porn videos to their site. On average, the porn videos on this site get about 10,000 views. This is great, but no fucker comments at all. On the entire first page of this site, there are currently three porn videos that share 5 comments from the community! That is shocking as these porn videos have a combined viewing figure of over 60,000 views! I think that longer porn videos on this site would make people more active. Once you make these horny fuckers more active, you could introduce a paid-for part of this site and make some well deserved money Rule 34 Animated!

The Geek’s final thoughts on Rule 34 Animated

Although I did just shit on Rule 34 Animated a little bit, I loved this site. I normally don’t care for amine porn at all, but this site got the blood going. There are loads of sexy as fuck characters in these porn videos from all kinds of games and movies. If you love amine, please give Rule 34 Animated a look. It has some truly awesome porn on it that you’ll love. While you’re there, give them a comment and some shit like that! I would love to see that Rule 34 Animated has been getting more comments in the future as they deserve it! I will be returning to Rule 34 Animated in the future because I like this porn site and want to “research” it further.